Plymuff News Network

22/06/2024

Big Ben to be relocated to Plymouth Hoe next Monday. They will be finally renaming it to Massive Mohammed.

20/06/2024

In an uninformed attempt to 'modernise the city', Plymouth City Council have announced the opening of Plymouths First Wimpy!

19/06/2024

BREAKING NEWS: Two Godzillas have emerged from Plymouth Sound and are fighting over Beckley Point.

18/06/2024

Scientists have found a way to extend time to allow Caffeine Club to be open 26 hours a day.

17/06/2024

I truly have no idea why those pictures look like that. I fear I am being targeted by Plymouth Guide admins for my years of disrespect

17/06/2024

Lost city of Atlantis discovered in water of Sundial

14/06/2024

Saltash Space Agency test flight deemed a 'success' by board members despite mass casualties.

13/06/2024

Conservative Party Manifesto states intention to "remove Ernesettle from the map". It is worryingly unclear as to what they could mean by this.

13/06/2024

Drakes Island bought by South West Water to be turned into mass sewage dumping ground.

12/06/2024

Disused Plymouth Airport site bought by Jakes, to become their long awaited third location.

Jakes CEO, Jake Jakerson, has reportedly spent over £70 Billion on the area, hoping it to become the worlds first 'MegaJakes', to compete with Flambards and Woodlands.

10/06/2024

The Barcode has finally been scanned. It's a pack of king sized silver rizlas.

10/06/2024

Armada Way and Drakes Circus are now engaged to be wed!
Also they're gay! Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

08/06/2024

Johnny Mercer spotted kicking pigeons on Plymouth Hoe

08/06/2024

Leaked court documents reveal that Luke Pollard possesses an ancient staff that holds unknown power

07/06/2024

Charli herself will be in Caffeine Club all night tonight signing copies of the new album in exchange for bumps

Smeatons Tower given fresh coat of paint to promote new Charli XCX album

07/06/2024

Luke Pollard announces that he promises to bring back dingles if re-elected.

Johnny Mercer takes a similar approach, promising to bring back shingles.

07/06/2024

Smeatons Tower given fresh coat of paint to promote new Charli XCX album

06/06/2024

After flying south for the winter, Plymouths beloved Birdman has returned for the summer months

04/06/2024

Due to a scheduling mix up tonight will see Take That going face to face with Plymouth Argyle

03/06/2024

Sadly it looks like Plymouth legend Anthony Fox passed away last night aged 62. Putting all jokes to the side for a bit, this is genuinely really sad news and my thoughts are with his family and friends during this difficult time.

Regardless of what you thought of the guy, he was undeniably an important part of Plymouth 'folklore'. He will be missed by many.

23/02/2024

BREAKING NEWS: Plymouth City Council gives every resident of Plymouth a heart attack at the exact same time

22/02/2024

Keyham bomb finally dismantled only to find a second, smaller, more powerful bomb inside.

Evacuation order has been extended to Saltash Leisure Centre.

19/02/2024

Happy Birthday to Luke Pollard who turns 5 today!!!

15/02/2024

Jesse Plemmons announced as new Argyle manager

03/02/2024

Boygenius to play final show in Plymouth at The Nowhere. Julian Baker is to be let loose into the crowd like a wild dog.

03/02/2024

Alt Night at The Junction ends tragically after fifth DJ in a row crucified on stage by crowd over s**t tunes

02/02/2024

Plymouth City Centre construction work delayed again until 2027 due to Johnny Mercer diverting funds to increase his rubber ducky collection

01/02/2024

Plymouth man inspired hit single "Boy's a Liar"

31/01/2024

Nitty behaviour legalised in Devonport Dockyard