Screen Tea Podcast

31/12/2023

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! And SURPRISE, we're still kickin'!
Lisha and Jules hop back on the saddle with a 2023 wrap up, round up, whatever you call speedrunning through their reviews of the most notable movies and TV shows your hosts consumed during the last four months of the year! What this episode lacks in research it makes up for in nonsense, so make yourself a hot toddy (what?) or whatever it is you kids are drinking at the end of this hellish year and listen up as your hosts give SPOILERY rundowns of their thoughts on the following films: The Exorcist: Believer, May December, The Marvels, Nimona, Talk to Me....and the following television shows: Loki, Barry, Doctor Who, Blue Eye Samurai, and The Fall of the House of Usher (not necessarily in that order!). Also some random spoilers included for Marvel's Secret Invasion (seriously, what the actual hell was that trash?) and the second season of Good Omens (RIP Lisha's entire gay heart). Your hosts look forward to seeing y'all in 2024, and may it be heaps better than...whatever this year has been 🎉

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! And SURPRISE, we're still kickin'! Lisha and Jules hop back on the saddle with a 2023 wrap up, round up, whatever you call speedrunning through their reviews of the most notable movies and TV shows your hosts consume...

09/08/2023

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, join your hosts for a doubleheader as they record their impressions following their double-feature of Barbie and Oppenheimer, also affectionately known as Barbenheimer! Don your best pink polyester or your svelt mood-suit and grab your empty cup or your bourbon and join in as Lisha goes full movie snob (yeah, yeah, she hates fun), Jules is the one who shows emotion (over sound design!), and both of your hosts conclude that hey, these are both good movies and everyone who likes movies won, actually. There's some tense discourse here (over a doll (WHY) and over a three-hour-long biopic...okay, understandable), but hey...at least they both loved Allan 💗

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, join your hosts for a doubleheader as they record their impressions following their double-feature of Barbie and Oppenheimer,  also affectionately known as Barbenheimer! Don your best pink polyester o...

26/07/2023

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join us for a trip this week as your hosts take a spin into the land down under with Daini Reid's 2023 horror hit, Run Rabbit Run! Turn the lights off and don your creepiest animal mask (we won't judge) and listen in as Jules questions everything (especially the rabbit), while Lisha tries her damndest to give a decent interpretation of whatever the hell is happening on screen (especially with the rabbit), and as both of your hosts gush over Sarah Snook (who does a much, much better job than the rabbit). This was a bit of a messy one, certainly not what your hosts would consider top-tier horror...which makes it all the more fun for everyone!

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join us for a trip this week as your hosts take a spin into the land down under with Daini Reid's 2023 horror hit, Run Rabbit Run! Turn the lights off and don your creepiest animal mask (we won't judge) and listen in...

10/07/2023

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and the third ever Small Screen Tea! It's all bangers all the time over here, so pull on your headphones and join your hosts as they get heated and dissect HBO's infuriating and incredible dramedy, Succession! Add this episode to your get-hype playlist (lookin' at you, Ken) so that you can queue up Lisha having an empathic crisis over love-hating (or is it hate-loving?) Kendall "Eldest Boy" Roy, Jules gleefully reminiscing about her experience praying for the downfall of the Roy dynasty over four seasons, and your hosts exploring how there really isn't a hetero explanation for whatever Tom and Greg have going on, is there? Also, in the wise words of Tom Wambsgans, "buckle up, f**kleheads," because we have Jules trying to guess which character delivered Lisha's favorite lines across the four seasons, and man, it is *gold*. Grab your tea, your scotch, or your hell-smoothie fit for a king, and get ready for a truly ridiculous and SPOILER FILLED deep dive into Succession!

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and the third ever Small Screen Tea! It's all bangers all the time over here, so pull on your headphones and join your hosts as they get heated and dissect HBO's infuriating and incredible dramedy, Succession! Add th...

05/07/2023

In preparation for our next episode, Small Screen Tea: Succession, we have a burning Reel Question for you Succession watchers out there:

Who is/was your favorite Succession character?

(Love to hate, hate to love, or just outright adored: no judgement here!)

12/06/2023

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! We're back from our (unplanned, oops) hiatus with an episode featuring a special guest: our very own D&D DM (say that ten times fast (Lisha does))! This is fitting, since we're coming back to you with this year's adventure fantasy film, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves! Grab your luckiest D20 and roll along with us as Lisha gets a bit salty over a wasted bard, Jules squees over cHoNkY dRaGoN, our resident DM Myles is able to interject with some actual DnD insight, and all three of your hosts for the evening fall over the endearing, self-deprecating sorcerer brought to life by the amazing Justice Smith. We'd love you to join the party, so bring your warmest tea or your coldest tavern ale and give us a listen; we've missed you folks ❤

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! We're back from our (unplanned, oops) hiatus with an episode featuring a special guest: our very own D&D DM (say that ten times fast (Lisha does))! This is fitting, since we're coming back to you with this year's...

21/02/2023

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! WARNING, WARNING, THIS EPISODE IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SPOILERS for every M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made, including the film your hosts are actually covering, Knock at the Cabin! Lock your doors and rearrange all heavy furniture to block all possible entrances before kicking back, relaxing, and listening as Lisha and Jules debate the merits of the film vs. book version of this story, whether or not the film version was Good or Bad for us G**s, and also as your hosts continue their trend of loving on Dave Bautista (as is well deserved). There's plenty of healthy M. Night Shyamalan discourse to be found here, as well as Joe Dirt references in the year of our Lord 2023, so you'd better hope the apocalypse holds off just a little bit longer, because this episode sure is...something.

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! WARNING, WARNING, THIS EPISODE IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SPOILERS for every M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made, including the film your hosts are actually covering, Knock at the Cabin! Lock your doors and rearrange ...

12/02/2023

In preparation for our upcoming Episode 71: Knock at the Cabin, we have a Reel Question for y'all. Answer in the comments, see our story on Instagram or shoot us a DM!

30/12/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Tie your ascots and fix yourselves a Hard Kombucha, it's time to talk about Rian Johnson's Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery! Join your hosts this week as Lisha celebrates how the g**s just keep winning while she also geeks out over sound design, Jules inbreathiates over Benoit Blanc and gushes over cinematography, and both of your hosts fall at the altars of Rian Johnson and Janelle Monáe (see above: g**s, we keep on winning). This is the most fun your hosts have had 'at the movies' in years, so prepare yourselves for twisty turny fun to usher out the sh*tshow that was 2022!

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Tie your ascots and fix yourselves a Hard Kombucha, it's time to talk about Rian Johnson's Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery! Join your hosts this week as Lisha celebrates how the g**s just keep winning while she als...

21/12/2022

In preparation for our upcoming Episode 70: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, we have a Reel Question for y'all. Answer in the comments, see our story on Instagram or shoot us a DM!

13/12/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, your hosts are getting down and dirty with all of the drama (on and off camera) around Olivia Wilde's sophomore feature length film, Don't Worry Darling! Making a joke about 'strapping in' feels wrong here, so relax (perhaps with a martini?) and listen to the dulcet tones of Lisha tearing apart so, so many plotholes, Jules getting...confused, and both of your hosts giving love where love is due (mainly to the dazzling, spectacular cast and cinematography!). There are a lot of ups and down, hilarity ensues as everything falls apart, and there's some real, heavy Harry Styles discourse happening here folks, so come join us in Victory, darlings, and have a ball!

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, your hosts are getting down and dirty with all of the drama (on and off camera) around Olivia Wilde's sophomore feature length film, Don't Worry Darling! Making a joke about 'strapping in' feels wrong here...

07/12/2022

In preparation for our upcoming Episode 69: Don't Worry Darling, we have a Reel Question for y'all. Answer in the comments, see our story on Instagram or shoot us a DM!

31/10/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! For their Halloween episode, your hosts have chosen to cover one of the only decent spooky movie sequels made in recent history: Adam Wingard's 2016 sequel to the Blair Witch Project: Blair Witch! (Which, really y'all? Who gave this movie such awful reviews? WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF FUN?!) Take a nice stroll into the woods while you listen as Lisha has yet another existential crisis over whether she loves or hates time travel, as Jules tries to mash characters together, and as both of your hosts manage to give themselves full-body chills over some popular internet theories (we're looking at you, weird stretchy monster thing!). We're all basic bi***es come Halloween, so hunker down with that pumpkin spice beverage and hit that play button; just remember to leave the stick men be, m'kay?

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! For their Halloween episode, your hosts have chosen to cover one of the only decent spooky movie sequels made in recent history: Adam Wingard's 2016 sequel to the Blair Witch Project: Blair Witch! (Which, really y'al...

25/10/2022

Heya, folks! In preparation for our upcoming Episode 68: Blair Witch (2016), we have a Reel Question for you! 🎬🎞️🎥

What is your favorite movie sequel?

Drop your answer below in the comments, shoot us a DM or hit us up on Insta or Twitter!

25/10/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! It's October, and your hosts are here to deliver with a film that they have accidentally deemed "SpiFi" in dedication of spooky month: Richard Kelly's 2001 genre-bending cult hit, Donnie Darko! Whether you're here for the time travel, the creeper bunny, or Bubble Boy himself, put on some Tears for Fears for ambiance and listen closely as Lisha gets down and dirty with the symbolism of it all, Jules picks apart the pacing, and both of your hosts put their big gay crushes on Jake Gyllenhaal on full display. Love the film or hate it, it's all here: the creep factor, the teenage angst, smurf s*x, and of course, the most kickass soundtrack of all time (a-hem, yes, Lisha, calm down). You don't even have to wait 28 days, friends; join us now, we're waiting for you in our stupid human suits, you just gotta hit that play button ►

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! It's October, and your hosts are here to deliver with a film that they have accidentally deemed "SpiFi" in dedication of spooky month: Richard Kelly's 2001 genre-bending cult hit, Donnie Darko! Whether you're here fo...

05/10/2022

Hiya, folks! In preparation for our upcoming Episode 67: Donnie Darko, we have a Reel Question for you! 🍿🎞️🎟️🎥🎬

What is your favorite Jake Gyllenhaal movie?

Drop a comment below or shoot us a DM!

11/09/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, your hosts are stepping into The Shimmer (aka 2018) to review Alex Garland's visually stunning sci-fi mind-twister, Annihilation! Prepare yourself for what is essentially a half-hour venting session as Lisha vehemently and aggressively questions what the hell supposedly makes this a good movie, Jules remains insistent that the movie is cool, dammit, and both of your hosts find themselves wheeze-laughing, admiring the visuals, and coming up with alternative movie taglines. Also included are mini-reviews for Alex Garland's 2021 film Men, and Shawn Levy's 2021 film Free Guy...because we do what we want, don't question us. This one's a ball, y'all (OR MAYBE IT'S JUST A TRICK OF THE LIGHT? FFS, WHO WROTE THIS S**T), so snuggle up with your other-worldly doppleganger and enjoy!

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, your hosts are stepping into The Shimmer (aka 2018) to review Alex Garland's visually stunning sci-fi mind-twister, Annihilation! Prepare yourself for what is essentially a half-hour venting session as Li...

28/08/2022

Hiya, folks! In preparation for our upcoming Episode 66: Annihilation, we have a Reel Question for you!
What movie showcases your favorite creature design? 🧌🧟‍♂️🦇👾🤖👽🧞‍♀️
Drop a comment below or shoot us a DM!

03/08/2022

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Welcome BACK to Screen Tea Podcast! Surprise dudes, we're alive and kicking, and coming back at you from another realm (just kidding, we're in Delaware now!). We decided to jump back into things with a Small Screen Tea, so find yourself a nice body of saltwater and sink into the sounds of us geeking out over season four of the Duffer brothers' Stranger Things! Be prepared to do some eye-rolling as Lisha does what she does best, which is get loud and gay over (loud and gay) characters, while Jules goes hard on Russia and both of your hosts damn Mike Wheeler to an eternity of torture in the lowest depths of hell (okay...maybe that's just Lisha, while Jules sticks to making fun of Finn Wolfhard). Regardless, this one was a blast and we both really loved this season, so grab your headphones, send some love to Eddie Munson, and run up this hill with us, nerds ♫♫ Also, in the wise words of one King Steve Harrington...boobies ♥♥

Welcome BACK to Screen Tea Podcast! Surprise dudes, we're alive and kicking, and coming back at you from another realm (just kidding, we're in Delaware now!). We decided to jump back into things with a Small Screen Tea, so find yourself a nice bod...

22/07/2022

HI! We have a question for you 🎞️

Who is your favorite Stranger Things character? (And why is it Steve?) (Just kidding)

DM us, drop your answer in the comments, or get at us on Insta

11/06/2022

Hi folks!

We're alive...just coming at you from a whole ass different state 👋 Keep your eyes peeled for info on our next episode, coming soon!

- Lisha & Jules

23/03/2022

🟢 Lisha's pick
🟣 Lisha's prediction

The amount of overlap here is pitiful 🙃

22/03/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules do what all y'all have been doing: they talk about Bruno ♥ Prepare to either continue listening to the soundtrack on repeat or start listening to the soundtrack on repeat after your hosts cover Disney's 2021 mega-hit, Encanto! To nobody's shock, this episode is chock-full of Lisha hopped up on caffeine, psychoanalyzing all of the Madrigals and heart-eyeing over Lin-Manuel Miranda, while Jules hates on slow songs, examines diversity and manages to include a mini review of The Adam Project? Somehow? Oh, and both of your hosts REALLY HATE ON ABUELA, butcher the Spanish language (we really suck and we're really sorry), and discuss who has the best/worst powers in the Madrigal casita! This was a really fun one and a really great movie folks, so we hope you come sing along with us this week ♫♪♫

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules do what all y'all have been doing: they talk about Bruno ♥ Prepare to either continue listening to the soundtrack on repeat or start listening to the soundtrack on repeat after your hosts ...

06/03/2022

Ready for the hardest Reel Question to date?

What's your favorite Disney SONG? 🎶🎬

04/03/2022

Okay okay okay okay.
Let's talk about Bruno.
Coming up next, Episode 65: Encanto!

27/02/2022

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules have a treat for you, in the form of the best-titled film in film history: John Ridley's 2021 romance/sci-fi/fantasy Needle in a Timestack! Yep. Needle. In a Timestack. Don't be too quick to judge; as much crap as your hosts give the title, they heap on the praise in equal measure. Listen up as Lisha dies on a few hills (and has an Orlando Bloom-related epiphany), Jules admires some stellar cinematography, and both of your hosts play spot-the-hidden-JJ Abrams (look, let's just say we found the needle, and it's a LENS FLARE). This one was a roller coaster; a star-studded, beautiful, hot mess of a roller coaster, so enjoy the ride!

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules have a treat for you, in the form of the best-titled film in film history: John Ridley's 2021 romance/sci-fi/fantasy Needle in a Timestack! Yep. Needle. In a Timestack. Don't be too quick ...

24/02/2022

Here's a fun one: What's your favorite movie title? 🍿

23/02/2022

The question, folks, is: are you ready to find out what the hell a TIMESTACK is? We sure are! Keep your ears peeled for Episode 64: Needle in a Timestack!

08/02/2022

A preview of what's to come! 🤓