Gilbert Meshach Ndawa

07/05/2024

MATURITY IS NOT THINKING BEYOND WHAT YOU ARE TOLD AND ALWAYS TELLING THE TRUTH

27/02/2024

Na venye Mimi napenda madem wanono uku nitaweza kweli?

11/01/2024

So tusilewe hii weekend ju January bado ikoo?

10/01/2024

Remember to help many people as u can but leave cameras at home let it be from heart

15/11/2023

THY FIRST FATHER HATH SINNED AND THY TEACHERS HAVE TRANSGRESSED AGAINST ME

12/10/2023

Hope we are all doing great

09/06/2023

SNAKE! (Nyoka!)
I was in my house last night when suddenly i heard my neighbour next door screaming... "jirani kujeni mnisaidie! Nyoka! Nyoka!
Just by the mention of a snake, it quickly ran to my mind that I should grab a piece of wood yaani indovoshi and ran to kill that Satan's descendant.

I was the first to arrive into her house, I saw a very big snake having coiled itself on the couch, a few seconds later my son and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.

I wanted to be the hero of the day so I took the role of the commander in chief of the armed forces, so I commanded everybody to count upto 5 then we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. We started counting, 1...2....3.... ladies and gentlemen before we could even count upto 5, Kenya power happened!! there was blackout everywhere n we were in total darkness in that house together with the snake 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Guys you should have been here to witness the stampede in the room,😂 the worst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!😂 If somebody mistakenly touches another person a heavy wood will hit the person😂😂😂

something soft touched my ankle!😂 I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my Bakora! Immediately I heard Somebody shouting, "Wuuui! Wuuui Nani amenigonga kichwa?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 It was then I realized that I had hit a human being.😂😂😂😂 as I was moving blindly to locate where the exit door was I mistakenly tripped forward and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand😂 😂😂I shouted "waaai umenivunja mkono" it's like God had mistaken us and decided to fight the battle on

25/05/2023

5 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MÀD.
1.if you've ever counted 1,2,3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad
2.if you ever thought the moon 🌖use to follow you around,ahh you're mad.
3.if you've ever use your sim1,to call ur sim2 in the same phone,believe me yah mad.
4.if you've ever been talking to yourself but when someone look at you,you pretend to be singing,🎤abeg you're mad.
5.you went into your room, but forgot what to pick,you went out but you still remember,then come back sorry,yah mad

24/05/2023

Guys do you khow the cheaper the commodities at the market the

faster the economy grows over other nations
The higher the saving rates
The higher the investment rates
The higher the employment rate
And higher the internal aids

Our economy is falling not raising🚮🚮

17/05/2023

Piano classes are now available

01/05/2023

Owsome

29/04/2023

And also available

29/04/2023

JESUS IS REAL

18/04/2023

15/04/2023

Riswa riswa ahha
Ikifika kwa bed nyambiswa
Kwanza piga kimbichwa aaha
Ukitaka hii p***y itishà

14/04/2023

Remember Jesus is the Lord turn to him sooner ie today today brothers and sisters today

13/04/2023

Kuma tight ndio inàfanyaga inagrow sio mtaro imejaa maji🙈🙈🙈🙈🏃😂

13/04/2023

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