MC Space Wizard

16/09/2023

Yooo DJ Mollie Nip is so fire right now... he struggles with the k***s a bit cuz he ain't got thumbs, but you gotta hear him scratch!

02/07/2023

Heyooo! Come celebrate Independence Day with me at Hot Hill Tavern in Thomaston! Fireworks, music, lasers, dancing... eat, drink, and be very merry!

11/06/2023

Greetings, Earthlings! The Space Wizard Malachi here, coming to you live from the 42nd dimension of the Multiverse. If there's one thing I can say about the humans in this dimension with all mathematical certainty, it's that ya'll love to have a good time. And since my immortal soul was thrust forth from the pulsing beat of an Infinite Improbably Disco eons ago, there is no guide more qualified to facilitate good times than myself! If you want to elevate your party to a truly cosmic level, MC SpaceWiz is the the one to call. Weddings, birthday parties, company events, bars&clubs, graduation parties, bar mitzvahs, quinceaneras, retirement parties, gender reveals... you get the point. I specialize in themed events... 80s, 90s, disco, roaring 20s, space country, etc. I have a galactic-class sound ship that's loud enough for virtually any venue, stellar lighting, frickin' lasers(!), a host of other visual effects and I LOVE interacting with the crowd! So if you have an event of any kind coming up and you want to turn the fun up to 11, flip open the com and get ahold of me. Good times 112.35% guaranteed!

15/02/2023

When she says she's never heard of DJ Heckin'Bottom:

14/02/2023

14/02/2023

Roses will wilt
Violets are stupid
Sweets can turn bitter
Go f**k yourself, Cupid

SpaceWiz here to tell ya'll that love is grand and s*x is divine, but music will never break your heart and ya can't get crabs from dancing.
C'mon out this Saturday 7pm-4am at the dance studio in Rockland and rave those VD blues away. Funky music all night long. BYOB. Ten dollars at th' door.

28/01/2023

I'm gonna open a subterranean dance club called "The Bāss Mint" an then I'll just chuck an OBSCENE number of subwoofers down there... f**kin blow the roof of the sucka. Quite literally. The USGS is gonna hafta serve me a cease-and-desist order for setting off seismometers in East Bumfuk, Pennsylvania... I'll tell em they can suck my stones cuz even they can't stop the rock I roll.

03/01/2023

NYE staff party at Yosaku... great crew! Thanks for having ol' SpaceWiz spearhead your celebration!

22/06/2022

Time to break out the fireworks, light the grill, and pop a bottle of the goooooood stuff cuz SPACEWIZ IS BACK!!! Oh and cuz 4th of July weekend haha 😄 That's right, Star Tribe, beginning Saturday July 2nd I will be ushering forth a series of extravagant events hosted by the *always* first-class MULLIGAN'S at the Rockland Golf Club! Swing on in SATURDAY JULY 2ND from 6pm til midnight to kick off the summer shenanigans with scrumptious snacks, refreshing beverages, tasty jams and sweet, delicious FREEDOM with the Yankiest of all Doodles, your ol' pal SpaceWiz!

DJ service straight from the 42nd dimension!Weddings, birthday parties, bars&clubs, anything. I spec

05/05/2022

Happy Cinco de Mayo, muchachos! C'mon down to the lounge for KARAOKE TONIGHT! 8pm-close.

04/05/2022

Open mic night TONIGHT, ya'll... It's on-o like Bono! Please don't unfriend me... 8pm-close.

29/04/2022

Ok all you loony birds... C'mon down to the Owl Lounge for KARAOKE tonight 8pm-close with SpaceWiz!

28/04/2022

28/04/2022

OPEN MIC NIGHT TONIGHT YA'LL!!! 8pm-close.

23/04/2022

🎵You spin me right round, baby, right round🎵 Come get yo groove on, Star Tribe!

22/04/2022

Uncle Remus says all you mothers get on down to the underground lounge for KARAOKE NIGHT TONIGHT 8pm-close with SpaceWiz!

20/04/2022

Weeeeee're baaaaaack!!! Open mic TONIGHT 8pm-close. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

17/04/2022

Happy Easter, Star Tribe 🌟

16/04/2022

FRIDAY NIGHT!!! Ya'll know what to do.

13/04/2022

Sorry everyone... open mic night has been canceled one more time. We will return to our normal abnormalities next week... make sure you stop in for karaoke tomorrow night 8pm-close! Until then, please enjoy some party mayonnaise.

09/04/2022

Let's go to work, Star Tribe! Come boogie with us tonight!

07/04/2022

Right now! Jump on down to the lounge for karaoke night 8pm-close with SpaceWiz!

06/04/2022

Due to circumstances beyond the control of the 42nd dimension, we won't be doing open mic tonight... frowny face crying emoji. Miss you already. Giraffe for emotional support.

02/04/2022

After party!!!