Vhic3_

Vhic3_ ✨Just trying to bring happiness and VAWULENCE to your day.✨

itel here is my own logo redesign
29/11/2023

itel here is my own logo redesign


Ai no go kee person 😂😂😂
20/09/2023

Ai no go kee person 😂😂😂

Memes are here.
17/09/2023

Memes are here.

19/06/2023

If you have a toddler or a baby at home and you have not asked this question:"What are you eating"?, That is not a real baby 🤣🤣

15/06/2023

Because my name is Amadi, and I bought you Oha, You nau save my name as Amadioha.
FEAR THAT GENDER WITH ALL YOUR HEART. 🤣🤣

12/06/2023

THE DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET 😩😩😩

I was thirteen years old then.I had this love for wrestlers and boxers.In fact I had a great love for big muscles.i always admired people with big muscles and hoped to be like them one day.

One fateful Thursday afternoon, I was returning from school, thinking of the food I would eat, when something caught my attention.I saw an aboki (Hausa man) selling some medicine.I then saw a little box with the picture of a very muscular man with no shirt on.I was fascinated.In fact I was periscipulamaciolated (I don't know what this means).I immediately asked him how much it was.He told me it was 200.I begged him and asked him to sell it for me for 150.He hesitated before he agreed.My joy knew no bounds.I hurriedly paid for it, since I still had my lunch money with me.I rushed home with the treasure and hid it in my bag with the intention of taking it at night.

My mom soon returned from work and prepared dinner.I finished eating and went into my room and closed the door.I brought out the box and looked at it again.I imagined myself being muscular like the man in the picture.I immediately drank the content.It was bitter but I didn't care.I went to look at myself in the mirror and imagined my body to be huge.I just went to bed and dreamt that I was beating my Maths teacher.I was huge and strong.He was just begging me like a child.I saw my principal coming to separate us.I just picked him up with one hand and threw him on the ground.He started crying and begging me to have mercy.I told him no mercy for the wicked.I picked him up again when I felt a slap from behind.I turned around and saw no one.I was about beating the principal when a mighty slap hit me.I woke up ASAP."What happened to your body?!!"My mother screamed.I looked down at myself and gasped.Follow for part 2.It will be up this night.I post interesting stories and jokes.

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04/04/2023

E sure me sey if Apple start to produce electric car, the battery no go last
😄😄😂😂

04/04/2023

1. Dating a slim girl can be confusing ehh , 😂😂 u don't know wether she needs love or food 😋😏

2. I visited a girl 👧 once... I tried touching her and she said; "støp it"✋🏾 only to get home to see a text " you give up too easily"😢😢😢

3. You are inside the pølice van and you are waving at me

Which day that kind friendship start 🙄😂

4. Mother in law asks her son's wife why all the children don't resemble their father?
She replies "what I have in between my legs is a reproductive system not a photocopying machine" 😂😅😂💦💦😀😅

5. This life no balance oo
Babalawo pikin get A1 for CRK 🙆😅

6. One id!ot used gun shots as ringtone and his Phone rang inside the mosque, Over 1hour now we're still searching for our Imam to continue the Tarrawih prayers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7. How Chinese people choose their kids name. Very simple! Just throw their pot or pans down the stairs and listen to sound, ''Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng''.
😅😅🤣🤣😅
Abi Na līe😄😄

8. Some girls will not kīll me oo which one is Happy engagement dear more Rings to your finger😂😂🤣🤣💔

9. I hāte to see elderly people standing in a bus while am sitting😔
As a good man, I always close my eyes pretend to be sleeping
😁😁

10. Glo well done o!
I have to sit at d edge of my bed,turn to d left and open my mouth before network will enter my phone😅😂😂😂🤣

11. Stop ignoring my post am not your Ex 😂 I did nothing to you 😏🚶

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