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25/11/2023

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Nearing the end of 2023… “adult education” “Something are best left unsaid” when Philly Grandpas HALL AND OATES who were...
24/11/2023

Nearing the end of 2023… “adult education”

“Something are best left unsaid” when Philly Grandpas HALL AND OATES who were “so close” are now beefing!

Hall & Oates are going “One on One” in court
“Private Eyes Are Watching You” says court filing in rock duo dispute. Lawsuit alleges “Promise Ain’t enough…You’re Out of Touch”

“I can’t got for that (no can do)” Hall tells Oates as dispute spills into public please someone “Say it ain’t so” !??!!

Bloody Disgusting “A Captivating new spin on demonic horror”Sam is desiderate to fit in at school, rejecting her Indian ...
24/11/2023

Bloody Disgusting “A Captivating new spin on demonic horror”

Sam is desiderate to fit in at school, rejecting her Indian culture to be like everyone else. When a mythological demonic spirit latches into her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage and family in order to defeat it.

Our Culture “Nail bitingly suspenseful and unsettling”

Oh it is on! Woodwind Showdown
22/11/2023

Oh it is on!

Woodwind Showdown

The Wind in the Willows is a children's novel by the British novelist Kenneth Grahame, first published in 1908. It’s mor...
20/11/2023

The Wind in the Willows is a children's novel by the British novelist Kenneth Grahame, first published in 1908. It’s more than just a fanciful children's story, it’s an allegory of four anthropomorphizing animals: Mole, Rat, Toad, and Badger. While not written with a purposeful moral in mind, one can still be pulled from the book. Following its themes of nature, adventure, and friendship, the moral of The Wind in the Willows could be summarized as good friendship can overcome all obstacles.

It details the story of Mole, Ratty, and Badger as they try to help Mr. Toad, after he becomes obsessed with motorcars and gets into trouble. It is also a lesson about how true friendship can overcome any obstacle.

However as a young lad, I recall this was such a weird visual experience to me growing up. I didn’t have an appreciation till I got older and admired the symbolism and avant-garde style : The willows are a symbol of the peace and tranquility of the beachfront, and the wind represents the ever- changing nature of life, which can bring both joy and anguish.

So for my sons bedtime I decided it would be cool to get him interested in reading with this  illustrates fantasy advent...
20/11/2023

So for my sons bedtime I decided it would be cool to get him interested in reading with this illustrates fantasy adventure comic story and he was uninterested after 5 pages..

I ended up finishing it in less than an hour : the story consists of Dragons personifying this periods generation of kids super connected emotional awareness to not please their parents in a destiny that’s assigned by enduring what their elders suggest they practice that’s predetermined … so they chose an alternative path to rebel like the same motivation of the iPhone/iPad iGen these dragons are growing up super connected in deliberately being unmotivated or undisciplined having fun with devil may care attitude, and completely disregarding the developmental roles of undertaking the functionalities of adulthood responsibilities serious or overlooking the dire consequences for lack of securing a vision for posterity.. in other words natural turmoil and crisis ensues (as it naturally would in a fictional manichean plot of Good vs Bad with coming of age self discovery from tradition bs). So they pursue their destiny anyway BUT on their term to end the war between the dragon tribes of Pyrrhia.

Anyway it’s a easy fun read for tweens (8-12) unlike the traditional DC Comics (justice league) / Dark Horse Comics (hellboy, Buffy and Star Wars) /Casterman BD (Adv of Tintin)

It was just Halloween and now thanksgiving around the corner like 2013 Miley Cyrus wrecking ball … and (Jaws theme)
17/11/2023

It was just Halloween and now thanksgiving around the corner like 2013 Miley Cyrus wrecking ball … and (Jaws theme)

Letting y’all know right now, the only thing I can afford this Christmas is to pray for you… inflation and all..
17/11/2023

Letting y’all know right now, the only thing I can afford this Christmas is to pray for you… inflation and all..

17/11/2023

Id like to do a full Monty Python/Blazing Saddle style sketch of the last 4 presidents (pull no punches)

(1) Bush : “As the King of America, land of the free and home of the whopper, I’ve made mistakes as president. I’ve said some words wrong and sometimes I get through half way of a sentence and I uh wonder in my mind if I made my daddy proud- if hes watching i want to say ‘I captured the bad man who said mean things about you, daddy and momma look at my paintings’. So that’s why it appears I’m squinting hard to think of the next word like I’m holding back a turd or remember how words sound when speaking good”

(2) Obama : (white People) “nice to meet-thank you” (black folks) -dap- “tuck that , bring it in dawg!” -chest pump- “We started from the bottom and now we’re here!” 🙌 woop woop 🙌 “What hova got Beyoncé should be w me, don’t let Michelle know she’ll kill me!”

(3) Trump, “Americas education is a disaster thanks to crooked Hillary, our student are the stupidest low energy dummies on the planet, but I’m going to change all of that by making schools great again by building on the tremendous success of Trump university— I’m announcing another great scheme : Trump elementary! And I’m going to make American schools great again - the greatest in the world! And how are we going to do it, you ask? By being the best. Our teachers are phenomenal and easy to look at not the fat pigs like Rosie, and theyre led by the most beautiful woman on the planet- my daughter and vice principal Ivanka. Isn’t she something wah-wah-woo-wee look at that view. If I wasn’t your father.. woof woof grrr .. these schools are amazing guaranteed quality education for all families with a 620 credit score or higher and it’s 100% free - for first month then there is a a daily fee w a bus service that gets you to school, if you want to get back there’s an extra fee - just a little extra not huge. Now this schools going to be great. These are the reviews : PUTIN “Comrade you can trust!” Lindsey Graham “He’s a textbook racist, but fine I support his segregation school anyway!” Melania Trump, “Vatever de Donuld sayz” So enroll today this schools going to be as successful as all my other businesses”

(4) Joe Biden “a lot of folks sure do want to have s*x with me” Kamala, “That’s not what f

Republicans senator need to vote not looking at the best interest of their corporate donors in same way liberals cant fa...
16/11/2023

Republicans senator need to vote not looking at the best interest of their corporate donors in same way liberals cant favor laws for their lobbyist friends

Republican strategy : (1) CUT taxes for the wealthy by claiming they’ll pay for themselves
(2) EXPLODE the deficit.
(3) DEMAND cuts to essential safety nets
(4) THREATEN to shut down the government
(5) REPEAT

It’s always the same baloney pony bs

The Strays is a 2023 British “horror thriller” film written and directed by Nathaniel Martello-White, in his directorial...
15/11/2023

The Strays is a 2023 British “horror thriller” film written and directed by Nathaniel Martello-White, in his directorial debut.

Synopsis : A detective helps an orphan teenager to investigate the murder of her mother. As they investigate what happened, they both realise that they are facing a power that surpasses the human.

I would not classify it anywhere close to horror unless you accept the hallucinations of the main character and her possible "mental illness" as real, so it’s more intense engaging thriller. The Strays really is an attempt at social commentary by way of revenge fantasy (a la Quentin Tarantino).

The opening sequence of Stanley Kubrick's Lo**ta is one of the film's most memorable moments, one which immediately sets...
12/11/2023

The opening sequence of Stanley Kubrick's Lo**ta is one of the film's most memorable moments, one which immediately sets a darkly humorous tone, thanks in part to Peter Sellers' virtuoso impersonations and spirit of improvisation.

The film Lo**ta (1962) has long been accused of adopting too breezy a tone in its depiction of a story that involves a middle-aged professor grooming and defile his pre-teen stepdaughter (woody Allen life story s**t). It was adapted from Nabokov's novel by the author himself.

SYNOPSIS of movie : Salma Hayek is compelling in her restrained performance as an empathetic Mexican immigrant in Los An...
12/11/2023

SYNOPSIS of movie : Salma Hayek is compelling in her restrained performance as an empathetic Mexican immigrant in Los Angeles working as a massage therapist and holistic healer who drives to the seaside mansion of her client. When her old Volkswagen breaks down, she receives a friendly invitation from her client to stay for a seemingly innocent business dinner. As the guests arrive and the wine starts to flow, Beatriz finds herself in an escalating war of words with with a boorish, racist, egomaniacal billionaire during an awkward dinner party. Unlike many Hollywood movies, Beatriz at Dinner favors substance over style.

Side note/Pearl of wisdom : caution if you know anyone that constantly demonize everyone else for their flaws or mistakes, but when in fault they act like a victim by portray themselves as a always nice or an innocent guileless person who’s perfect and ideal on the outside, it’s likely they have more demons on the inside and they’re fake af, because their true colors are opaque just like their lack of humility or honor. You can tell people of integrity and you can see which are filled with knowledge, but lack perspective or empty of mercy and love.

Just think if there was a mini series : Men In Black/Ghostbusters: Ecto-terrestrial Invasion 🤔 and they quote Christophe...
11/11/2023

Just think if there was a mini series : Men In Black/Ghostbusters: Ecto-terrestrial Invasion 🤔 and they quote Christopher Walken saying “if you knew how quickly people forget the dead, you would stop living to impress people...”

War in Middle East.. every 10-20 yrs mass murder on both fronts of innocent civilians … and murikkka from Reagan Iran co...
10/11/2023

War in Middle East.. every 10-20 yrs mass murder on both fronts of innocent civilians … and murikkka from Reagan Iran contra (Iran, represented by Ghorbanifar, and Israel, represented by Kimche and Nimrodi, worked out the details of August 20, the first load of 96 missiles was sent to Iran from Israel THEN Reagan signed off on the second shipment from Israel, which consisted of 408 TOW missiles. On September 15, the day after the shipment arrived in Iran, Benjamin Weir, an American hostage, was released.).

Just like Trump who supports the rich wealthy 1% with tax cuts Reaganism was trickle down economics…Any questions?

More fun fact ; SUPPLY CHAINS/resources and trade runs the world (wether it’s child labor slavery, murder or natural resources extorted from third world countries to exploit by lending MRE like food or provide rations for labor).

DID YOU KNOW: The Panama Canal and Suez Canal are longtime rivals within the container shipping industry as both canals support the flow of global trade by shortening historical trade routes. In 1977, the United States and Panama signed the Carter-Torrijos Treaties to set basic governing standards for the Canal through 1999 and guarantee its permanent neutrality.

🚨BREAKING: Washington Post drops Sunday morning bombshell, reveals that Trump and his allies are quietly “plotting” to “...
06/11/2023

🚨BREAKING: Washington Post drops Sunday morning bombshell, reveals that Trump and his allies are quietly “plotting” to “deploy the U.S. Military to quell potential unrest on Inauguration Day” if Trump wins in 2024.

But it gets WAY worse…

In today’s explosive new report, the Washington Post just unveiled a meticulously detailed plan being hatched behind the scenes by former President Donald Trump and his inner circle. This shocking scheme, to be put into motion if Trump secures a second term, involves leveraging the formidable powers of the federal government to target critics and adversaries.

The most chilling aspect? Discussions are underway about invoking the Insurrection Act on Inauguration Day, a move that could pave the way for the deployment of the military to quash civil demonstrations, plunging the nation into uncharted constitutional territory.

Trump's readiness to unveil a list of individuals deemed ripe for investigation or prosecution, including former officials like John Kelly and William P. Barr, adds a layer of vindictiveness to this unfolding saga. Publicly, Trump has even threatened to appoint a special prosecutor to go after President Biden and his family, despite a stark absence of tangible evidence to substantiate these claims.

However, what raises the most eyebrows and concerns is the concerted effort to dismantle well-established policies that have long separated criminal prosecutions from political considerations. These discussions have triggered widespread alarm, with critics arguing that such actions have the potential to erode the core tenets of democracy and, in some instances, draw alarming parallels to autocratic regimes.

A significant part of this secretive planning has been outsourced to a coalition of right-wing think tanks collectively referred to as "Project 2025." This consortium is hard at work crafting a comprehensive strategy, which includes the deployment of the military domestically under the provisions of the Insurrection Act, a law that has seen minimal use since its last significant revision in 1871.

The Washington Post's revelation comes in the wake of previous instances where Trump's supporters had urged him to employ the Insurrection Act during his first term. In recent public statements, Trump has expressed regret for not taking such drastic action in the past, signifying a willingness to entertain more forceful measures in the future.

This revelation provides a disturbing glimpse into Trump's unwavering determination to seek retribution against his critics, which has become an unmistakable and central theme of his campaign. It underscores the notion that a second term would serve as the ideal platform for settling scores.

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MAGA and Christian nationalism is a bigger threat to us than HAMAS ever could be (and splinter radical alt right and extremist left are all domestic terrorists).

IMAGINE A WORLD IN WHICH..What does it mean for something NOT to have happened ; everyone’s got a pithy quip about histo...
06/11/2023

IMAGINE A WORLD IN WHICH..What does it mean for something NOT to have happened ; everyone’s got a pithy quip about history. “History is the autobiography of a madman,” wrote Russian socialite Alexander Herzen. While James Joyce said, “History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake. And these are pretty good, but Jane Austen, as was her won’t, came closest to the truth when on of her characters sums history up as “the quarrels of popes and kings, with wars or pestilences, in every page; the men all so good for nothing, and hardly any women at all”; she adds, “it is very tiresome.”

If we could’ve done something differently from what we’ve done, why has no one in the history of the world ever done it? You say you could’ve flipped the coin differently, and yet you never have. For what will happen in one’s own life is already written (like the many paved roads and various routes to a designed destination), but one must chose to be there. This drive is the way of the ninja. It’s as Schopenhauer defines, “On the Freedom of the Will,” he compares COULD HAVE DONE to still water, which may insist it can rise in great waves (as it does in an ocean storm) and can turn into steam (as it does over a fire and heated), and can course rapidly (as it dies downhill) – but it currently choosing to stay calm and placid, thus wills the pond! Mark Twain famously said, “the first act of the first atom led to the second act of that first atom, and so on down through the succeeding ages of all life, until, if the steps could be traced, it would be shown that the first act of that first atom has led inevitably to the act of my standing here in my dressing gown at this instant talking to you.” I am free to lift my arm, if I Will it. Just as you are free to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, if you wish to- buts it’s rare a man who would do it just to prove he was free!

These brave new worlds are merely our own, familiar world- if something small had happened differently. We’re all on elephant away from peace in the Middle East, one knife thrust away from nuclear Armageddon. This book examines 20 pivotal moments in history..asks WHAT IF..

(1) WORLD WAR I; What if Kaiser Wilhelm had picked up the phone? …. -> the Kaiser stops the Great War from Happening -> Women can’t vote -> Prohibition doesn’t pass -> The Mafia is like 14 people in a basement in Little Italy (2) VIKING IN NORTH AMERICA; What if Leif Erikson had tarried in Vinland?… Native Americans get Viking iron and Viking germs -> Columbus repulsed by armored horsemen -> No European settlement of the Americas (3) ALEXANDER THE GREAT; What if Alexander had married Barsine? …. His son Heracles ascends to the throne with zero civil warring -> Alexander’s empire lasts a thousand years -> You speak Greek and are very wise (4) The Inca Empire; What if the emperor Atahualpa set his brother free?… New Inca emperor Huascar kills Pizzaro and the would-be conquistadors -> Incas help Scotsmen settle a buffer state in Panama -> The west coast of South America speaks Quechua, not Spanish (5) FREEMASONRY; What if William Morgan stopped drinking? …He never floats face down across Lake Ontario -> Milliard Fillmore and his pals love the Masons -> The Freemasons take over the US government, for real this time (6) SIGMUND FREUD; What if Freud read more Sophocles? … He bases his theories not on Oedipus but The Trachiniae -> Adults love the ginchiest new tunes -> Our world sheds it’s anxiety and we lead fruitful, happy lives (7) ATHENS AND SPARTA; What if Socrates dropped his shield at Potidaea? … Alcibiades dies -> No one bollixes the whole frammis, and Sparta cannot conquer Athens -> Socrates lives a long and healthy life -> Democracy’s shining name keeps kings out of Europe for two thousand years (8) WORLD WAR II; What if Hi**er had one day of sanity in 1939? … He accepts Neville Chamberlain’s final olive branch -> Hi**er conquer the USSR and then the rest of Europe -> Uh-Oh
(9) JULIAN THE APOSTATE; What if Julian put his armor on at Samarra? …He survives to s***f out Christianity -> Europe embraces a syncretic mystery religion -> The Ottoman Empire goes through the Renaissance and conquers Europe (10) VICE PRESIDENT HENRY WALLACE; What if the DNC chairman lost his gravel?…. Henry Wallace becomes VP, then POTUS -> The US drops no Atom bombs in Japan -> Northern Japan and much of Europe become Soviet client states (11) THE FIRST CRUSADE; What if Pope Gregory’s Crusade went viral?…. Man, does that crusades fail -> Columbus never sails -> North America colonized first -> United States of Hudsonia (12) ROMANTICISM; What if Samuel Taylor Coleridge started a commune in America (utopian society in the wilderness) ? … And dies immediately -> Romanticism is strangled in the cradle -> No one is cool (13) THE THIRD CRUSADE; What if Richard the Lionheart died at Jaffa? … Vienna gets no walls -> The Ottoman Empire rolls over Austria -> Germany is like the Balkans and it’s war forever (14) POLAR EXPLORATION; What if the British navy kept their fruit fresh? … Polar exploration is easier -> Amphibian fossils found earlier -> Your favorite Dino is a salamander (15) THE FALL OF ROME; What if Augustus Caesar stopped bathing? … Really so many Romans -> Emperor succeeds emperor in orderly succession -> Rome never falls -> JP Marat saves la revolution (16) ALASKA; What if Lewis Powell stabbed Secretary of State Seward in the eye? …Nobody buys Alaska -> Soviets roll their nukes into North America-> Nuclear Armageddon (17) ETHIOPIA AND YEMEN; What if Abraha and his elephants had conquered Mecca? … Muhammad looks forward Ethiopia for the expansion of Islam -> Persia remains Zoroastrian -> Peace in the Middle East (18) AARON BURR; What if Harriet Beecher Stowe turned the other cheek (of Jonathan Edwards) ? … She picks a new villain -> Your favorite CD is ruined!! (19) VIETNAM; What if French cartographers kept the name Cochinchina? … The Vietnam war ends in 1968 -> Hippies are nowhere, man -> Drugs are uncool, just like Nancy Reagan said (20) GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR; What if Jimmy Carter had a bad day? …. nuclear Armageddon -> All trust evaporates, nothing changes

You don’t have to alter anyone’s romantic life; you don’t even have to alter anyone’s life in any way they’re aware of. All you have to say is “hi” w a smile. Most things that happen to you don’t alter your life until or unless you give value to them. You can get hit in the face w a pie, and by the next day your life is probably back to normal (unless you’re hung up about it). You’ll slide out of bed on the same side; you’ll put on the usual clothes; you’ll take the same path to school lr work. Everyday is pretty much the same, and one pie or ‘hi’ won’t change it. Of course, every day is only pretty much the same. “The same” has a lot of wiggle room. You put your feet down on the carpet as you slide out of bed, but they do not hit the exact same spot every time. They may hit the same part of the carpet, but every day they are a millimeter left or millimeter right. Your two feet make a slightly different angle, even if it’s only off by a degree. You take the same route to work, but your feet do not land in yesterday’s footsteps exactly. The knot you make in your shoelaces is slightly different every day; every knot is a fingerprint, and every day that fingerprint is different….

Heard NYSC was reuniting and this is what I thought of… middle age dads recreating boy band experience and be more like ...
05/11/2023

Heard NYSC was reuniting and this is what I thought of… middle age dads recreating boy band experience and be more like the single moms “ladies night out” crowd

ANY & ALL Economic progress will be depend upon if there is equal quality of justice (regardless of race, gender and rel...
03/11/2023

ANY & ALL Economic progress will be depend upon if there is equal quality of justice (regardless of race, gender and religion), fair chance in obtaining peace (no negative stigmas or policies to perpetuate stereotypes), collective opportunities for prosperity, and shared value of financial stability. And this is the scope of the state's responsibility to guide the people to achieve in happening in their own lives effectively.

America ; the country that was built off the blood, sweat and tears of SLAVES (human trafficking), LYNCHING (persecution...
01/11/2023

America ; the country that was built off the blood, sweat and tears of SLAVES (human trafficking), LYNCHING (persecution of educated women who were spiritual not religious or people of color w grit) and SENSELESS VIOLENCE (Did you know USA has the most documented serial killers than England, S Africa, Canada, Italy, Australia, India, Russia and Japan combined?) has a real history of serious problems in criminal affairs including international violations against human life.

So instead of investing money into policies of policing Mental Health evaluation requirement courses AND every 2-3 years update mental health assessment to own a Firearm; we have slap on the wrist insanity pleas and unlimited free speech that isn’t filtered with decorum of what is socially and morally acceptable or how the acts make an impression on young folks (by the mass media tragedy p**n imagery glorifying deranged and hateful people like that’s instant fame/popularity).

Trump maga is McCarthyism 2.0 (the connection between the two Roy Cohn; the gay lawyer).
29/10/2023

Trump maga is McCarthyism 2.0 (the connection between the two Roy Cohn; the gay lawyer).

My life is an example of how to hone into “H.I.” H.I. ; learn HUMILITY and practice INTEGRITY What anyone feelings thoug...
29/10/2023

My life is an example of how to hone into “H.I.”

H.I. ; learn HUMILITY and practice INTEGRITY

What anyone feelings thoughts about my past or even any missteps that I can not change like my upbringing and mistakes. Just know, I have learned to be grateful and grown from the lack of a good upbringing through self discipline. And know that your opinions don’t pay my bills nor does masking your ;;;insecurities so don’t to be hung up in redirecting at my inadequate moments because that’ll never make you be happy or do better, than the advancements I’m making that’s making your salty bitter ass be petty over. I have been fortunate to evolve and make progress in my emotional development in good ways; fair and noble things— in return blessed to receive and be part of manifesting breakthroughs.

We all have demons, some folks just hide there in the shadows, not get themselves in embarrassing trouble.

I caged the crazy unbelievable experiences. Most folks don’t appreciate the lofty cozy and easy or smooth and normal life w challenges as growthful learning moments about yourself to let go of any which way is pulling. And remember ……

Tragically this may be some of you folks Kids 10yrs from now, where you’re seeking attention and validation from strange...
28/10/2023

Tragically this may be some of you folks Kids 10yrs from now, where you’re seeking attention and validation from strangers or that residual income without reflection of long term consequences… There has to be a point where adults need to start reflecting long term of how their name will be the burden or blessing tied to their child for shame or success from the overall lives they had interactions, because what may be trendy today may be shameful association that’s unbecoming 10-20 yrs from now… honestly folks need mental health help; where men do their part in coparenting and women don’t manipulate or undermine them …neither gaslight the other like whiney teenagers 😑😑🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

(crackling popping sound of ice crumbling) Tis was the echoing eldritch horror Brenda Lee heard in the distant wind as t...
28/10/2023

(crackling popping sound of ice crumbling) Tis was the echoing eldritch horror Brenda Lee heard in the distant wind as the autumn leaves foliage welcomed the frosty winter cold…

25/10/2023

An intelligence crisis could undermine our problem-solving capacities and dim the prospects of the global economy.

Richard Roundtree, who broke ground with his signature role in the Shaft movie franchise, passed away this afternoon, Oc...
25/10/2023

Richard Roundtree, who broke ground with his signature role in the Shaft movie franchise, passed away this afternoon, Oct. 24, after a brief battle with pancreatic cancer with his family at his bedside. He was 81. Roundtree’s career spanned five decades and included everything from his most popular blaxploitation role to a very early appearance on As the World Turns in 1956.

Roundtree had a long career on the small screen as well, playing slave Sam Bennett in the 1977 hit miniseries Roots. He later made appearances on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Alias, Desperate Housewives and Heroes and was a series regular on the Fox drama 413 Hope St.

In recent years, he played Gabrielle Union’s father on Being Mary Jane and Boden’s father on Chicago Fire. His most recent TV credits are OWN’s Cherish the Day and Netflix’s Family Reunion.

Jake Tapper: “I'm covering life and death issues, serious tragedies, serious momentous occurrences here in Israel and of...
24/10/2023

Jake Tapper: “I'm covering life and death issues, serious tragedies, serious momentous occurrences here in Israel and of course in Gaza ... We have to interrupt this for one moment to cover the complete and utter clown car that is the House Republicans' Speaker's race.”

If there is way more of you than him, and yet you’re scared… - Darryll B Check out : Twilight Zone; The Monsters Are Due...
23/10/2023

If there is way more of you than him, and yet you’re scared… - Darryll B

Check out : Twilight Zone; The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street.

“Fear can turn human beings into monsters”

Now is fear the unknown or your stubbornness to not be open minded in understanding a situation from a different perspective and believe that is opposite of what you’re use to…

HOW THE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS BECAME THE MASCOTS OF HALLOWEEN; We took the folklores and mythologies of bedtime stories or ...
22/10/2023

HOW THE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS BECAME THE MASCOTS OF HALLOWEEN; We took the folklores and mythologies of bedtime stories or sailors and new settlers in strange new lands coming across the unknown.

The traditional mascots of Halloween tend to be skeletons, witches, zombies and the like, but also, a handful of very specific horror characters. Namely Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, and the Wolf Man. Occasionally we get supporting appearances by the Mummy, Frankenstein’s Bride, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. We see them in Halloween decorations decade after decade, and on any and all kinds of Halloween merchandise. Now, most of these characters are technically in the public domain, as the trademark on those 19th-century novels they came from has long since expired. But it’s not just any versions of these characters that have become ubiquitous with spooky season. They’re the ones from Universal Pictures, who dominated Hollywood from the 1930s through the early ’50s.

But how did this happen? How did these specific versions of certain monsters become icons of a whole season? After all, most people under the age of 50 have never even seen those Universal Monsters movies. At least, not beyond clips used in other media. Even modern-day kids, for whom these films might as well be as old as the pyramids, know who these specific character archetypes are. Many still dress like them each Halloween. Ultimately, the story of how the Universal Monsters became synonymous with Halloween is about the power of the Hollywood dream machine, and how movies can create icons that transcend the big screen and enter the pop culture fabric. Decades after their supposed expiration date.

The Universal Monsters as we know them launched in 1931, with the release of Dracula and Frankenstein. Both films were based on already celebrated novels, and had prior silent adaptations. But these versions were instant blockbusters, and the double whammy of Dracula and Frankenstein‘s massive success helped save Universal Studios financially that year. However, both versions deviated from their book incarnations. Dracula wearing a tuxedo and cape like a dapper gentleman? That was an invention of the 1924 stage play, popularized on screen by Bela Lugosi. Frankenstein’s iconic, lumbering look, with the flattop head and the bolts coming out of actor Boris Karloff’s neck? That was certainly not how Mary Shelley described him. No, that was the invention of makeup artist Jack Pierce. Once millions of moviegoers saw those versions, they imprinted on the mass consciousness.

As many know now-Universal Pictures launched a whole universe of monster sequels coming from these films. There was The Mummy, The Bride of Frankenstein, and eventually The Wolf Man. Starring Lon Chaney Jr., The Wolf Man was not based on any one werewolf story. But the idea of a werewolf, half-man/half-wolf hybrid who walks on two legs, was also Universal Pictures’ invention. By 1948, and after endless crossovers and sequels, the monster well had run dry. Dracula and Frankenstein had become parodies, mocked in comedic films like Universal’s own Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. That might have been the end of them, were it not for the advent of television in the 1950s. Combined with a post-war suburban surge in trick or treating, this confluence of events would keep these versions of the classic monsters cemented in the public consciousness for all time. And forever linked to Halloween night.

These new television stations needed content. Lots of it. In 1957, those old Universal horror classics were sold as a package, and started to be rerun late at night, primarily on shows like Shock Theater. Baby Boomer kids became obsessed with the classic monsters, which their parents now discarded as silly camp. To them, they weren’t necessarily scary, they were cool, outsider figures to admire. This led to magazines celebrating those old movie boogeymen, like Famous Monsters of Filmland the very next year, and a ton of merchandise. Specifically, Halloween costumes. The chief producers of cheap, vinyl Halloween costumes from the ’50s through the mid-80s were Ben Cooper and Collegeville. They did their off-brand version of the Universal Monsters, and Frankenstein became their biggest seller. Suburban streets were flooded with pint-sized versions of the Universal Monsters on October 31, owning the night.

Changing little details was enough to not get sued by Universal, but every kid knew exactly who they were. And because they managed to do a dance around trademarks, they were used to sell everything from Colgate shampoo to Fritos chips, especially at Halloween. Off-brand or not, the Universal Monsters became the unofficial ambassadors of the holiday. The early ‘60s was when the “Monster Craze” peaked. During this time, model kits were all the rage so Aurora Plastics sold thousands of models of Dracula, Frankenstein, the Wolfman, and the Mummy. These began in 1962, and they sold so briskly that the plant where they were made had to run overtime to keep up with demand.

The same year, a novelty single cashed in on the fad, Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s “ The Monster Mash.” Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolf Man all got a namecheck. The song became a Halloween season staple, and has remained so for 60 years. The creatures that terrorized the Greatest Generation were now the cuddly Halloween season icons of their children. Just as Santa and his elves became the mascots of Christmas, versions of Universal’s monsters were now the same for Halloween. The apex of this fad was the release of The Munsters on TV in 1964. In a Universal-produced show, Herman Munster’s makeup could legally look like the one made famous by Karloff. But it further ingrained the idea of these monsters as almost cuddly friends to kids, and representative of all things Halloween. They’d continue to become kid-friendly going into the ‘70s, and non-official versions turned into wholesome entertainment, with animated shows like The Groovie Ghoulies, the Count on Sesame Street, and the Monster cereals like Count Chocula and Franken Berry.

There was even Drac Pack, a cartoon that reinvented the classic monsters as teenage superheroes. And, of course, Scooby-Doo had fun doing their own versions of the Universal Monsters, although there was always some boring old man under the mask. Halloween was mainly a kid’s holiday, so naturally, the monsters kids like the most ruled it. Although this trend slowed down after the ’70, it reached all the way into the ’80s, with all the Universal Monsters together (again, off-brand) fighting Goonies-style kids in The Monster Squad. That film, of course, became a Halloween night tradition. This trend of paying homage (but also defanging) these icons continues all the way to the modern day, with franchises like Hotel Transylvania. All of these versions of the Universal Monsters are tweaked ever so slightly, as to avoid copyright infringement. However, it’s unmistakable who they are to anyone who knows. Collectively, all these knock-offs have kept the Universal Monsters alive in the minds of one generation after the next. Audiences would take seriously characters like Dracula on film, but in every instance, they’d have to ditch the old Universal trappings to become scary once more. Sure, these days, modern horror icons are just as ubiquitous with the season. But no others really embody Halloween night like the originals. As these classic Universal versions slowly became the domain of young kids, they became the domain of the Halloween season itself.

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