Get funny quotes and sayings which are believed to be said by Mr Robert Mugabe
The problems of Africa started with confusion in speaking English..
British: Extreme
American : End
African : Extreme end
British: Knicker
American: Short
African: Short knicker
British : Salon
American : Barbershop
African: Barbing salon
British: Bend
American: corner
African: Bending corner
British: so,
American: Therefore
African: So therefore
British: tell me the reason
America: tell me why
African: tell me the reason why
When you visit your boyfriend for the first time and his neighbours start calling him names like: Senior man, Sniper, Sharp shooter, King of killers, One man army.My sister, God is communicating with you..
If your man doesn't play pool you are blessed my sister.That game teaches men how to focus on many holes using one stick.
If idiots could fly,
tiktok would be a whole airport.
A man who loves you will never put his manhood in your mouth my sister.
You can still keep your ex's number in your phone, because even Satan's stories are still in the Bible
Hello everyone you thought I died for real Right..!?? Let's get these ribs cracking..!! I missed you all..
If it changed from ''Goodnight babe'' to ''sorry I dozed off'' then you're in ''third wave''.
"I want a woman I can control, I want a woman I can control," my brother just shut up in marry your television it has a remote
"If you don't mind we can chat on WhatsApp" as if chatting on fb is spoiling the phone.. That's how they impregnated my niece Natasha..
If a girl Visits you with a black Bra " just Know She is ready to Stay for One Week
Not all elders are wise. Foolish people grow old too.
S*x needs energy
Energy needs food.
Food needs money. So you see why money is needed in a relationship so don't come here saying women Love money. It'sNonsense
Women are like facemasks, you can't share with anyone while men are like sanitizers can be shared.
Some parents used to write on the gate "BEWARE OF DOGS" when their daughters are below 18 years.
When they get 25 years and above they write "COLD ICE CREAM" sold here.
Men!!! What is wrong with you?
You need s*x everyday, when you are not given everyday you cheat and when your wife gives you everyday you get bored and cheat on her again.
I don't know who need to hear this........Girls should make their own money it will save them from unnecessary s*x
Nobody gives you better S*x than a girl who knows your wife, , she will even give you Lizard style..
It disturbs my rest in peace here when you guys say that ladies with fallen breasts are not good for dating. My brother! Can you stand for 30 years without sitting down
In Africa after locking your door with a key ,you must forcefully try to open it without a key just to be sure its locked. We don't trust anything here in Africa.
What if You are dead And those You think Are Dead Are Alive.
When a baby with no teeth bite your breast you slap him hard but when that idiot with 32 teeth bite you.You tell him baby continue. My sister God is watching you
Real s*x is for two minutes and that's first round ,the rest is surgery
Ask your boyfriend to resend photos you sent him last week Thank me later
The proverb i told you before i died
"WHEN THE WEATHER IS COLD NO WOMAN IS UGLY"
RIP to me
You are not a Prostitute...Yet you believe you "DESERVE" to get paid after s*x..?
How African ladies asks for another round of s*x "Should I put on my panty or should wait?"
DON'T EXPECT TO BE RICH LIKE JAY-Z WHEN YOU ARE STILL LAY-Z.
I wonder why it's always a guy's responsibility to find a place to have s*x ??
You security guards! Just by checking people's temperature and giving them sanitizers you are now seeing yourself to be a doctor
After this Pandemic, if you still buy Anointing water/Oil/stickers for protection & healing,
You need a brain transplant my friend.
Africans will buy a new phone, throw away instruction book and then start asking how it operates.
Smart ladies don't ask for money...they just sit there and wait to see if you have common sense as a man.
I don't understand why you guys take this gender seriously. I mean they put hair on top of hair, nails on top of nails, what makes you think they won't add another man on top of their man?
Ask your partner how they think covid19 will affect the economy and you will see what you are dating 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine surviving all this unprotected s*x only to die from an unprotected hand shake.
The problem with Africa is that, if they say nobody should go out,everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out
Having s*x with a maid is not easy to live with. Whenever you hear her say "auntie I want to tell you something".... you can even develop symptoms of COVID 19.
During lockdown i trully support the idea of giving married men 30 mins a day to make private calls outside
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