How I Didn't Meet Your Mother

20/05/2022

• Ep37 AVAILABLE NOW!! 😝
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12/05/2022

• podcast of the week - & Hookup Horror Stories. Make sure to go check it out (available on all major platforms) and support our boy!! Doing some great work bringing out the horror stories that ANYONE can relate to.

09/05/2022

• Ep36 AVAILABLE NOW ✂️✂️
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08/05/2022

• if you know, you know

22/04/2022

• that’s what friends are for 🤫 (link in bio)
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17/04/2022

• Happy Easter, you filthy animals 🐰

08/04/2022

• we missed youuu 😘❤️

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05/04/2022

• there’s something brewing 👀

01/02/2022

• No new content lately? We got YOU covered! Make sure to go check out our guest spot on the as we discussed all things as Leo, while sharing multiple stories including one NO LONGER featured on the (we took it down 🤫) AND if you like the episode please be sure to leave a review and give our girl some love by following the podcast!!
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26/12/2021

• ALL NEW EP ft: the INTIMACY and DATING coach! We discussed all things Femininity including: Feminine Seduction, Feminine Energy & How to Make Dating Fun Again!! Make sure to check out EPISODE 33 (links in bio) 👩🏼🧠💋

24/12/2021

Why is dating harder for women, and what steps can be made to make it fun again? Intimacy and dating coach Alana Mckenzie joins the podcast to discuss all things femininity. Things kick off with a surprising dive into Bumble, (the app we all thought was trash). Alana talks about her strategies while using the app, how to make your profile more appealing, and what a conversation should include in order for you to stand out from the crowd. Then the conversation switches gears as Alana breaks down The Art of Seduction, which shifts focus from outward behavioural thought patterns to internal recognition and confidence. With internal confidence comes the concept of Feminine Energy, and the ability to "just be" while letting the masculine presence be the "go getter". Finally, we end off with some humorous and rather outrageous stories of accidental (and not so accidental) kidnapping.
For more information about The Art of Feminine Seduction and Alana's services visit @ https://www.avesselforlove.com/
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21/12/2021

• ALL NEW EP ft: from as we got a quick dating update, before switching focus to some tongue on c**t action 👅 Make sure to check out EPISODE 31 (links in bio) 🥵🥵
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14/12/2021

• ALL NEW EP ft: from .spare.bedroom as we discussed all things birthday S*X, as well as holiday season and some memorable festive stories! Make sure to check out EPISODE 31 (links in bio) 🎄🎄
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10/12/2021

This week's episode is a special one as we celebrate recurring guest Eric's birthday by talking all things birthday s*x, as well as all the other fun loving holidays. Eric quickly recaps his latest birthday extravaganza, before explaining why his past experiences have led to a low percentage of s*xual satisfaction during his special day of the year. The boys then continue with the theme of holiday magic by sharing some stories to do with: New Years, Valentine's Day, and Christmas. Finally, it just wouldn't be a How I Didn't Meet Your Mother episode without some talk of online dating apps. The boys discuss their latest views on Hinge, and what people can look forward to moving forward.
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27/11/2021

• ALL NEW EP ft: from as we discussed men’s health, specifically mental, as well as dating/attracting the upper echelon of the female population. Make sure to check out EPISODE 30 (links in bio) 💣💣

26/11/2021

We were absolutely thrilled to be joined by Colton Manzel this week, host of the Macho Mecca Podcast, to discuss all things mental health and masculinity. Colton is an advocate for improving the lives of men through education and knowledge. The boys discussed what happens physiologically and psychologically after a break up or moment of trauma (19:00). Colton also gives his introduction into the "Red Pill" concept and how you can better exercise mental fortitude when dealing with relationships in the pursuit of your ideal partner. Then the fellas move on to some lighthearted conversation (33:50) as they focus on the topic of attracting "hotter" women. How would you define a hotter woman? How can you make yourself more attractive to this specific demographic? What mentality should you have when approaching them? All these questions answered, plus some bonus stories, to cap off this week's episode!
Support Colton @ The Macho Mecca Podcast as well as @ Youtube & Instagram
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The Rational Male Paperback - Amazon
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21/11/2021

• from detailing the time that he sold an a/c unit on FB Marketplace and ended up with more than just a smoothie 🥤

19/11/2021

• to your two hosts getting in some powder laps! Been a slow start to the season (no ones complaining) but hopefully get some more runs in in the near future!

18/11/2021

• happy you filthy animals 😏

17/11/2021

• bound to provide us with some comedic answers 😜
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16/11/2021

• ALL NEW EP ft: from as we discussed the concept of the Hall Pass! Make sure to check out EPISODE 29 (links in bio) 💣💣
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08/11/2021

Our hosts return in fine form from yet another hiatus. The boys share a quick life update to open the episode, before being joined by their guest (11:30) to discuss the subject of - The Hall Pass. Gregory from The Weather's Crazy Podcast shares his ideology behind this practice which garnered enough attention to have a movie made about it (starring Paul Rudd and it's actually pretty good). Following some further discussion into whether or not The Hall Pass is a viable option in any relationship, the conversation switches gears into some more lighthearted entertainment as Gregory recounts a couple of his more memorable s*xual experiences including: a set of cut crystals, and the sale of one air conditioner. Catch it all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother.
Support Gregory @ The Weather's Crazy Podcast (available on all major platforms) and follow him @ Podcast Page - https://www.instagram.com/weatherscrazypod/?hl=en Personal Page - https://www.instagram.com/thegregsbenedict/?hl=en
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12/10/2021

• ALL NEW EP ft: Tyler Foley as he detailed his s*xual experiences from the age of 14 - 21 👌🏼👈🏼. Make sure to check out EPISODE 28 (links in bio) 💣💣
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12/10/2021

The boys welcome in Canadian Thanksgiving by bringing on local and fellow Calgarian Tyler Foley (5:40) to talk all things S*X. Tyler details such accounts as: losing his virginity, attending the School of Arts, living with eight women, moving to Vancouver, and filming a p***o. Not to mention conversations about fo****in, man-scaping, making calls while on the toilet, and performing public "acts of service". Plus, a CHALLENGE for our listeners as Tyler searches for the missing VHS. The surface has barely been scratched on an all new episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!

07/10/2021

• EPISODE 28 debuting 11/10/21 with fellow Calgarian Tyler Foley 🔥 detailing his experiences from the ages of 14 🤯 - 21 👌🏼

16/09/2021

• INCASE YOU MISSED IT - Episode 25 - Campfire Stories - includes a time when on of our hosts “accidentally” stuck it in the wrong hole 😯😵

14/09/2021

A follow up episode to Rubs, Tugs, and Escorts as the boys are joined by Abigail - the host of the Manic Pixie Weirdo podcast and former s*x worker. She details her introduction into stripping and transition into es**rting while listing off some of the WEIRDEST requests she has had along the way. She also dives into her boundaries, her recommendations for anyone looking to get into the s*x industry or anyone wanting to hire an es**rt, as well as a few complimentary stories along the way.
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07/09/2021

As summer winds down, what better way to reminisce over past adventures than highlighting some of the best stories from our hosts' time at the Calgary Stampede. A yearly tradition, of drunken debauchery enveloping the entire city. Included in these stories are a mobile bl***ob, the remaking of The Grudge, a dirt nap in a hotel lobby, and a further explanation as to why one of the hosts' is easy pickings at the end of the night!

23/08/2021

WE ARE BACK. After a long hiatus and some much needed time in the sun, the boys have returned with an all new episode featuring plenty of great tales! Campfire stories, exactly as they seem, are all about telling whore-ror stories of s*x past. Tales such as: Accidental A**l, Death by Strap On, Warming Gel gone wrong, The Quiet Fu**er, and My Dog Pi**ed the Bed headline a STACKED return to the podcast world. Also featuring two hitch hikers and recorded completely in-person, creating the fireside like atmosphere. Remember, if you like the episode - please share!
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13/07/2021

The boys return after a week long hiatus to discuss all things s*x toys with recurring guest Kelli. They start off with a story from each about a time they found themselves involved with various accessories. Then, Luke and Kelli take part in another game of Fu**ed or Fiction - S*x Toy addition. Finally, the three take a deeper dive into some of the specific and more popular toys, before sharing a few more stories.
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29/06/2021

Quick question - is the Vale-dick-torian a real s*x postion? How about, the Tom Cruise? You'll have to tune in to this week's fun filled episode as the boys were joined by Eric and Niki to discuss all things s*x positions. Niki explains which positions feel the best for her, while the boys describe their favourite discoveries whilst playing Twister - without the actual game. One host flexes in the mirror while fu***ng, as the other finds himself in upwards battle for s*xual domination.There are a plenty of tips, tricks, and transitions to try out. Plus some deep talk about birth control and s*xual comfortability.
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22/06/2021

It was inevitable. At some point, someone was bound to ask the question - what's your number? This week the boys bring on special guest El Stache to discuss their kill count and what they feel comfortable sharing with a partner. When it comes to a higher number, does it become a matter of quantity over quality? El Stache shares his greatest hookup story, as well as his worst. He's been around long enough to even share his perspective into the evolution of the bush. Tales of Vegas bring back memories, and an escalator bl***ob leaves one of the fellas in awe. Plus, a message from our guest on respect, honesty, and integrity when it comes to dating.
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14/06/2021

We've given you the le***an perspective, now it's time for another perspective. The boys are joined this week by Demitri, to discuss his . From popping his cherry (literally), to being robbed not once, but twice, from a Gogo dancer. Get an inside look at how dating differs, or remains the same in the gay community. Plus a grade 6 science class volcano project worthy eruption... of p**p. Catch it all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!
Intro song - Hit Em With Da Bass Drumma by Mikey Geiger
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09/06/2021

• EPISODE 21 is now LIVE ft: Heidi talking all things S*X industry 💦⛓🛌
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08/06/2021

Ever wonder how someone gets their start into the s*x industry? This week the boys are joined by Heidi - host of the Retired from S*x podcast - as she discusses her experience in the industry. Starting from rub & tugs, and eventually leading into es**rting. We find out that men are cheap, unhygienic, and in need of a good punishing. What's the biggest dick she has seen? Plus, a man's request to have his p***s stomped on... repeatedly. All that and more on the latest episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!
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08/06/2021

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31/05/2021

Losing your virginity - a tale as old as time. At some point, every one of us will lose their virginity, unless you're a nun, or a monk, or just really bad at dating. On this week's episode, the boys detail the time that they lost their virginity. Who had the better experience? I guess that's for you to decide.

26/05/2021