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02/05/2023

23/01/2022

Wow, it’s a really big stupid news weekend!
Now, the community of parent’s basement dwellers have announced that the word “Grandfather” hurts their feelings.

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21/01/2022

Breaking News. M&M characters must be redesigned for pansies.
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03/12/2021

The new Woke The Joke T-Shirts are in. Perfect for Christmas or your next pancake syrup protest. Subscribe for free and you might win a free one. Lucky you.
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14/11/2021

Breaking News..
Babies Must Consent To Diaper Change.

Be patient, it seems the Liberals running the server have slowed my speed down.

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28/10/2021

Let’s take the kids to a gay bar! Thanks to subscriber Mike L. for this tip.
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27/10/2021

After the site was suspiciously slowed down, Woke The Joke is now back up to speed. Your source for the latest stupid Woke news.
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When I buy a shirt, I plan to wear it. When I buy a pizza, I intend to eat it. That said, it amazes me when I witness people who have obviously been born with a brain, who just refuse to use it. These folks typically fall into the group who drive in their car with a mask on, think Joe is doing a goo...

18/10/2021

Halloween parades canceled in Seattle school, and more in the latest Woke The Joke.
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05/10/2021

Dudes on the cover of Pl***oy, “F”s in school are racist, and more in today’s issue of Woke The Joke!
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01/10/2021

Breaking News.. Not just women get pregnant anymore. Be sure to subscribe.
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27/09/2021

No more knitting for grandma, and my opinion of using your brain in today’s stupid news….
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23/09/2021

22/09/2021

More stupid news today. Be sure to subscribe, because it doesn’t cost anything, and you might win a free air freshener, or something.
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20/09/2021

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In our world of subjective, biased journalism, it is my objective to bring you the very latest in stupid breaking news. I’ll admit, that my original goal was to “create” fictional satire based on real events. However, upon further review, I quickly found that the real news was far more stupid ...

31/08/2021

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