Don't Be Amused. It's Just the News

28/09/2023

When the biggest debate in the is about the state of their wardrobe

Where the fate of a nation is drawn line by line, Emerged a debate, both frivolous and fine, Not of war, peace, or the economy's spine, But of ties, slacks,

27/09/2023

Step back in time and dance with dinosaurs! Unearth the in Morocco's High Atlas mountains, where ancient footprints reveal the dance-off of the ages.

Discover the remarkable find of ancient dinosaur footprints in Morocco's High Atlas mountains. Spanning the Jurassic Period, these tracks offer insights into diverse dinosaur groups like theropods, sauropods, and ornithopods, shedding light on the rich paleobiology of the region.

20/09/2023

Feeling a bit 'grated' by the news? Check out our latest post to 'slice' through the details of Kraft's gag-inducing recall!

Kraft recalls 83,000 cases of individually wrapped Kraft Singles American processed cheese slices due to choking hazard

20/09/2023

Crayola's vibrant leap into the flower business isn't just about colors—it's about heart! Celebrate a brand that's blending creativity with charity, one petal at a time 🌺. "

Crayola ventures into the flower business with Crayola Flowers, offering vibrant bouquets and fostering charity through sales.

18/09/2023

From the home of the to a fleet of flying taxis! is about to give your daily commute wings.

Joby Aviation partners with Ohio to manufacture 500 eVTOL sky taxis annually, promising innovation and job creation by 2025

17/09/2023

Witnessing a significant chapter in Motor City's history as takes on industry giants. A historic moment echoing past labor movements, shaping the American future.

UAW strikes against GM, Ford, & Stellantis escalate, spotlighting corporate greed and the fight for economic justice in the US

14/09/2023

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Explore the groundbreaking study led by Prof. Knight revealing potential health benefits of a vegan diet for cats.

13/09/2023

. Championing the art of dashboard dining.

Explore the fast-food industry's shift from dining rooms to drive-thrus, a surprising yet logical step in its evolution

03/09/2023

From retro revivals to questionable color choices, discover which teams might be dressing for distress.

NFL teams banking on new uniforms to lead the path to success. From nostalgic nods to fashion-forward fumbles, see who's scoring style points and who's dropping the ball.

28/08/2023

"When you mispronounce 'Accio Harry' and end up summoning 1,748 of them to Hamburg! 😂 Celebrating 25 magical years in style!

Marking the 25th anniversary of the German translation of the first Harry Potter book, a record-breaking 1,748 fans dressed as the iconic wizard converge in Hamburg.

24/08/2023

Who knew the difference between a hit and a miss was just a and fewer shoe-throwing scenes? is proving there's a fine line between cinematic gold and... well, 'Jack and Jill'

Adam Sandler's comedic evolution reaches a crescendo. Bat Mitzvahs, teenage drama, and a Rotten Tomatoes phenomenon.

20/08/2023

Wait this is a big dill 😆 Check out why some brands are playing hide and seek with the word ''pickle'' on their labels.

Explore the mystery behind pickle jars missing the 'pickle' label. Uncover the reasons and reactions in this satirical take on a common product's branding choice

17/08/2023

Turns out, the isn't about the white picket fence anymore 👀

GoDaddy survey reveals a shift in the American Dream: happiness and passions now prioritize over wealth and homeownership

17/08/2023

A New Chapter for "Don’t Be Amused. It’s Just the News" 🌟

Dear readers,

Firstly, a heartfelt thank you for being with us on our journey so far. Your support and engagement with our newspoems have been the driving force behind our passion.

As we've grown and evolved, we've been reflecting on how best to serve our community. While our commitment to delivering news in a unique and digestible format remains unwavering, we believe it's time for a fresh approach.

We're excited to announce a shift from our beloved newspoems to a satirical style of news delivery. Why the change? Our goal has always been to offer news in a way that's both informative and beneficial for mental well-being. Satire, with its blend of humor and insight, allows us to delve deeper into current events, offering a refreshing perspective while still prioritizing your mental health.

Rest assured, the essence of what made our newspoems special – a unique take on news that's mindful of your well-being – will continue to be at the heart of our content. We're simply evolving our format to bring a broader range of emotions, from laughter to contemplation, into your news consumption experience.

We understand that change can be surprising, and we truly value your feedback. Please let us know your thoughts, and give our new content a chance. We believe you'll come to love this new approach just as much as you loved our newspoems.

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15/08/2023

For others, houses are the perfect mix of creepy, chilling, and !

Explore the mysterious charm of abandoned spaces and discover why they resonate deeply in today's fast-paced world. Uncover the tranquility and nostalgia these liminal locales offer amidst the chaos of modern life

14/08/2023

There's a reason why it's been 50 years.

Wendy's announces its return to Australia with plans to open 200 stores by 2034 after a 52-year hiatus.

14/08/2023

Zuckerberg's ready to rumble, but Musk's RSVP is still buffering... Stay tuned for the ultimate tech showdown (or not)

Mark Zuckerberg challenges Elon Musk to a cage fight, but the showdown remains uncertain. The tech moguls' playful banter captures global attention.

13/08/2023

When an estate overshadows good deeds, you know you're reading the headlines

A look into media's focus on Oprah's Maui estate amidst Hawaii wildfires instead of humanitarian efforts.

13/08/2023

left fans cold as ice, but breaking the frost with a heartfelt apology. Can melt the chill?

EA acknowledges NHL 23's shortcomings. With promises of revamped gameplay and features, NHL 24 aims to redefine digital hockey

11/08/2023

Don't be amused. is real.

Iconic gambler Billy Walters new book reveals Phil Mickelson's gambling ventures. A poetic dive into the golfer's bets, losses, and his path to acknowledging the addiction.

10/08/2023

It was only a matter of time.

Tel Aviv's Sourasky Medical Center partners with Israeli startup Kahun to integrate ChatGPT into its triage process

09/08/2023

For My . 💪

J.J. and T.J. Watt make history as the first brothers to grace a Wheaties box cover.

09/08/2023

Florida's new state seal? A golden ticket!

A Florida local has made headlines by securing the largest-ever Mega Millions jackpot.

08/08/2023

Did the Oracle of Delphi probably see this tourist boom coming?

Anticipated record-breaking revenue for Greek tourism in 2023, with emerging trends, challenges, and the resilience of the industry highlighted

07/08/2023

A monumental moment for women in film!

'Barbie', directed by Greta Gerwig, makes history by joining the exclusive billion-dollar club, marking a significant milestone for women in Hollywood.

07/08/2023

Oh, you better believe it! is like the Leonardo DiCaprio of , always stealing the show!

Discover America's favorite pizza toppings from a recent YouGov nationwide poll

06/08/2023

All 12 jury members voted in favor of the death sentence

Pittsburgh synagogue attacker sentenced to death for the worst antisemitic act in US history

04/08/2023

Move over, mere mortals! is eying another season

As the NFL transitions to a new generation of quarterbacks, Aaron Rodgers, the last of the old guard, is ready to prove that he still rules the game.

04/08/2023

3x is a charm they say.

Dua Lipa's hit song 'Levitating' faces its third lawsuit, this time over unauthorized use of Bosko Kante's 'talk box' recording in three remixes.

02/08/2023

"The family will be together on vacation, beginning next week." - Statement from the Prime Minister's office.

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau and his wife Sophie Grégoire announce their separation after 18 years. They remain committed to raising their children in a loving environment.

02/08/2023

With now out at that makes 18 major layoffs in just a few months 😮

Notable ESPN on-air talents like Mark Jackson reported to be departing in a major network shakeup.

02/08/2023

Holy guacamole Batman! The just skyrocketed to fourth largest prize ever! 🤑💰

Mega Millions jackpot hits $1.25 billion, marking the fourth-largest in history. No winners yet as anticipation and ticket sales rise

01/08/2023

Sleep well San Francisco 😴

San Francisco residents rejoice, as Elon Musk's bright 'X' logo is removed from the city's skyline.

01/08/2023

This could be an early exit 👀

Former VP Pence races against time to meet GOP debate criteria. Will he secure his spot on the Milwaukee stage?

01/08/2023

Oh, honey, let me break it down for you. Microwaving plastic is a big no-no. It's like asking for a toxic cocktail served with a side of regret.

A playful yet insightful poem inspired by the science of microwaving plastic

31/07/2023

Looks like Aaron Rodgers is turning up the heat for Week 5! 👀 He's not holding back, by telling the Broncos HC to "keep his coach's name out of his mouth" 😮

https://dontbeamused.news/aaron-rodgers-rips-broncos-hc-over-remarks/

30/07/2023

Time to start practicing our British accents and pretending we're from elsewhere. Cheerio!

Starting 2024, U.S. Travelers Will Need ETIAS Authorization to Visit Europe.

30/07/2023

Somebody please press the buzzer already

Tune into the new 'X Factor' in Musk's 'X' vs. San Francisco saga. Discover the city's unsuccessful efforts to inspect the new logo.

30/07/2023

This week's specials at Trader Joe's....Broccoli, Cheddar, and...bugs?

Trader Joe's grapples with three recalls: insects in soup, rocks in falafel and cookies. A tumultuous week for the grocery giant.

29/07/2023

🍗🎉 It's National Chicken Wing Day and we're wingin' it like pros! 🍗💃 Whether you're a saucy BBQ lover or a fiery buffalo fanatic, today is your cluckin' day to shine! 🌟