Jolaosho sodiq

02/09/2023

We know you came with a Car. So no need to point a direction using the car keys

02/09/2023

When you force your girlfriend to have s*x, it's rapping & when your girlfriend force you to give her money, it's love.
Thank you

01/09/2023

Stingy people are everywhere. Even here on Facebook they're the one who like a post by mistake & unlike it again

01/09/2023

Some Married Couples outside there are now going to 3 years trying to have a child but some of you only had one quick round & 🤰🏾

30/08/2023

A break-up is suppose to be done after someone has eaten.

30/08/2023

With the way my Ex's Nyash is increasing nowadays. If she apologize, we can see what we can do

29/08/2023

Your mom send you a friend request & you delete the request.

“Bad generation”

29/08/2023

They don't tell you it's over again. Once you feel lonely, that's it.

28/08/2023

Don't give up when a girl reject you.

Because some rejection are proudly sponsored by Male Besties.

28/08/2023

‘The Joy of seeing your Crush arguing with her boyfriend’

28/08/2023

26/08/2023

‘Dear Motivational speakers’

Emotional words are not changing us anymore, try to give us money & let's see whether it'll work.

26/08/2023

Girls want to date Rich guys.
After they date & got money, they come back to us.
We don't refuse becoz we have no choice 🚶🏽🎤

25/08/2023

I don't know why besties become strangers in a cold weather like this.

25/08/2023

In this weather...hearing the voice of your girlfriend alone can solve half of the problem BUT they're not picking calls.

24/08/2023

Bro don't let my posts make you think, our ajah girls can not accept you easily. just try your luck & be accepted after 2 years.

24/08/2023

It doesn't matter if it takes 9 months to get that Ikorodu girl. Once u break-up & u want her back again, it's another 9 months

22/08/2023

Just call me babe even if you're joking....it has been a while 😒

22/08/2023

Dating a girl through your friend's girlfriend is hell
Once your friend break-up with his girlfriend, yours is also done.

20/08/2023

Even those Chelsea fan with red gum where seriously laughing at Man United yesterday
As if today will never exist 🛌

18/08/2023

A girlfriend will hate it when you saved her contact by her name....as if babe & honey will take the relationship to London 😹

18/08/2023

‘Dear Virgin people’

Should we try what they have done or we wait until marriage 😒

17/08/2023

When a Ruweng girl see you and run.... follow her, that's how they crush on people 🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🤣

16/08/2023

I'll be chilling with my type this time.... chilling with virgin people only 😏🙄

16/08/2023

Marrying only one wife is the best....but the Dinka in me will never accept that

14/08/2023

The only apology I can accept from my girlfriend....is an apology where clothes are removed 🥴

09/08/2023

Don't call me by my ‘Nickname’ when you see me walking with my uncle, he'll think that I'm a N***a & there'll be no money again.

09/08/2023

Being ugly is painful....the only time people will call you to move with them is when there's a fight 💔😒

08/08/2023

Once a Ikorodu girl fall in love with a broke boy, she'll prepare a simple & tasteless soup & use the money of salt to buy airtime

08/08/2023

I don't understand why English always refuse to arrange itself when you're talking to a crush 🙆😹💔

07/08/2023

Sister is your relationship leading to marriage or you're still dating Santana, lil jay, young west, Chris the badest 😹

07/08/2023

You'll see some ladies with big eyes 👀 and still, they can not see the right man”

06/08/2023

“To my brothers & sisters who are ready to join university”
Teacher is lecturer
Monitor is co-ordinator
Class is Hall
Thanks

06/08/2023

This weather ☁️ is crazy

You'll meet a girl now & you want her to accept you now & you want to sleep with her now 🙆😂

05/08/2023

I see how some ladies act like a wife material.
Your girlfriend will call u & ask,
Babe how is ur family & how is "mama" doing? 🤣

05/08/2023

“A girl will break-up with her boyfriend because her male bestie & you'll still believe that he's just a friend”

02/08/2023

“After getting marry, I want my wife to stay in her father's house. She'll only come to me when it's time for another child”

30/07/2023

Stop saying you have a girlfriend.
Your girlfriend is my bestie and she saved your contact as "Stress" 😭😂

30/07/2023

Your parents gave you a Book so that you can go & use it at school but you went to school & remove K
Calling someone Boo 😒