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08/12/2023

Good morning to everyone

04/09/2023

HABITS THAT DEFINE AN AFRICAN:
(1) Urinating behind the house.

(2) Wife sleeping next to the wall

(3) Keeping brooms behind the door.

(4) When you get rich,people say you have a secret bedroom where noone enters.

(5) When you become old you are suspected to be a witch.

(6) When you take a bath,they will ask you if you are going somewhere.

(7) Keeping some untensils aside specifically for visitors.

(8) Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.

(9) No natural death occurs in Africa.Your enemy is always the cause.

(10) Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.

(11) Marrying a beautiful lady is equated to marrying a pr******te.

(12) Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house.

(13) There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g gizzard.

(14) Buying new clothes when there is a festival

(15) When one is given a microphone,they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.

(16) Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not dirty.

(17)Looking left and right when crossing one way road.

(18) Keeping an empty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use

(19) Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.

(20).Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.

04/09/2023

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08/06/2023

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