The Grandpa Club

24/02/2023

https://anchor.fm/jim-vann

This is an introduction to The Grandpa Club podcast. It is a brief explanation as to why you should join in my therapy.

11/01/2023

“The Grandpa Club” podcast is now on Spotify. Today’s thoughts are on the question, “ is it better to be smart, educated or wise.” Check it out just for fun.

12/03/2022

The Grandpa Club : I love catalog day at the mailbox

The prior epidemic from the CDC was (listen to find out the answer). You may not believe it, but it's true! I mean... it was on the internet!  

08/02/2022

There is good news on the horizon, and it’s partly due to Whoopi Goldberg! Come to the Grandpaclub.com. for an explanation.

08/02/2022

The Grandpa Club : The Good News About Whoopi

Once we get over being mad, we can realize that the latest idiocy from “ The View” is a step in the right direction

20/11/2021

You are cordially invited to see my latest to see my latest commentary about phrases that are gone forever, at www.Manopause.com/humor. Hope you enjoy.

Laughter keeps you alive, that’s why MANOPAUSE brings you the best humor for men over 50, including hilarious videos, parodies, sketches, essays and some of the world’s funniest comedians.

26/03/2021

Here’s something we never used to hear, “ My newspaper got hacked.” Ain’t modern technology great?

22/03/2021

President Biden says he will go to the Southern border at some point. Apparently he always wanted to enjoy the feeling of being a salmon.

20/03/2021

Now that the panicdemic seems to be winding down, I’d just like to say that I hope everybody that hoarded toilet paper a year ago gets to use it all in one week.

24/02/2021

Remember when Tiger Woods was the best driver in the PGA?

17/02/2021

Says it all.

16/02/2021

Trump Tower Restaurant to be charged with fraud for having chicken fingers and Buffalo wings on the menu. These are body parts that chickens and buffalos do not have.

13/02/2021

Remember when somebody had to do something to be on TV news? Now they just have to say something. Maybe that’s why there’s a lot more saying that doing these days.

03/02/2021

What do you think would be the first thing your dog would ask if he or she could? (Although we all know dogs are all “he”)
I believe he would try to help discover exactly who is the good boy.

02/02/2021

All the car manufacturers are now coming out with hands free steering. Dedicated to all our Dads who ever said, “Don’t make em come back there!” Now they can...and still make the good time to their destination, which, as we know is very important.

30/01/2021

Apparently, “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...” has been amended to include your sick, your contagious and all of their relatives.” What could possibly go wrong?

30/01/2021

“Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... has been amended to include, “your sick. your contagious, and your criminal element.”

30/12/2020

To get your government check sooner, just write it out of your grandchild’s account. Skip the Federal Government middlemen. Glad I could help.

28/12/2020

If the lyrics to every popular song of the ‘60’s, and ‘70’s were sucked out of my brain, I could probably do algebra. I think it’s an even trade.

23/12/2020

I wonder what has killed more trees, the California wildfires, or the Ga. Senatorial runoff. Junk mail from all four candidates wasted a lot of paper.

30/11/2020

300 kids in a Brawl.. 1 arrested and one goes to the hospital. Were these all professional wrestlers?

25/11/2020

Due to the efforts of CDC, Google and Facebook, The Elf on the Shelf’s services will no longer be required.

23/11/2020

In reference to the last post, I thought of a second one...The moon landing.

23/11/2020

I have a hard time coming up with something the federal government has done right since WWll. Actually, looking at the price of a Toyota, I’m not sure about the war.

19/11/2020

I am living in the hope that our federal government will become corrupt enough to work as well as Chicago once was. Once you know who to bribe, the rest is easy.

11/11/2020

Dear Veterans,
Thank you for loving us, even when we didn’t love you.

07/11/2020

Between the panicdemic and the election, I now understand the term, “Purgatory!”

05/11/2020

In our battle to “Save America, lie to a pollster,” another sign of progress. I just heard a pollster refer to herself as a “researcher.” A skunk by any other name... Keep up the good work.

04/11/2020

Turned on TV news this morning and realized how many ways they can say, “ We dont know.” It must be great to be paid by the word.

03/11/2020

I never thought I’d say this but it sure will be great to get back to car dealer commercials on TV. That Chip Carey can ACT!!!

30/10/2020

I have watched all of the political ads and all I have learned is that, whoever gets elected will be a liar. When I vote I feel like an accessory to a crime.

23/10/2020

According to Frank Lutz, a GOP pollster, If President Trump wins it will be the end of election polling. our movement, “Save America, Lie to a pollster.” Is working. Keep up the good work!

19/10/2020

Count the number of ads for political candidates. Vote for the ones with the least. Odds are those are the honest ones...and don’t forget to lie to a pollster. It could save the country.

15/10/2020

I may have a hernia from bringing in the BS mail from politicians. Trees are dying because of political advertising that nobody reads.

15/10/2020

I wonder how much it would help the Postal Service if the government delayed all non-essential mail to the population between now and the election.

14/10/2020

I’ll never be on the Supreme Court. (Duh.) If someone condescendingly demanded a one word answer, I couldn’t do it. Because “Bite Me,” is two words.

13/10/2020

DEAR SENATE,
DOES THE NOMINEE REALLY NEED TO BE THERE? BOTH PARTIES NEED TO AT LEAST PRETEND THAT THEY ARE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING PAST NOVEMBER 3RD.

09/10/2020

With the news that Broadway will be staying shut down until at least May 2021, it begs the question, “What do actors do when restaurants are closed too?”

08/10/2020

The biggest lie I heard last night is that President Trump doesn’t believe in science. Not what you want to say about a man who just walked out of Walter Reid. Maybe he just doesn’t believe in “Their” science.

01/10/2020

When the Falcons kneel before the game, I pretend that they are praying. Apparently, God’s answer to their prayer is, “no.”