OJB comedy

03/10/2023

May we never attend cultist wedding 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️
I go gist una later😥
make I find one leg of my shoe👟🥵😏

26/06/2023

My ex send me her pics.🖼️
She and her boyfriend
Was kissing to make me jealous🙄
I just forward it to her father.😒🚶🚶

22/06/2023

My Neighbor that just started Acting movie was disturbing me to watch the movie he Acted Untill I watched it, surprisingly he was fanning the igwe from part 1 to 6🙄
Please 🙏 don't forget to follow me up

12/06/2023

Oya nah change the plate number 💯🔥
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01/06/2023

This is why I don't like shopping online 😎😎😎

08/05/2023

I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop using your clothes to clean spoon when nobody is watching you
🥹🚶🚶🚶😜😜👀

02/05/2023

Fear this creature called woman. Look, even lion 🦁 become mumu at her touch
😂😂😂😂😂

31/03/2023

Conductor is fighting with passenger with knife because he paid N90 instead of N100🥴
And am with N50 sitting at the back🙆

21/03/2023

😊😊 4 reasons you can smile today: Jesus died for you, Jesus forgives you, Jesus heals you, Jesus Loves You!!! Insert Amen😊😊

15/03/2023

Some of you are facing relationship problem because you're dating someone you were supposed to f**k and move on 🤭

06/03/2023

Last night I killed A female mosquito
You want to know how I managed to know it's a female mosquito??

👇
She was flying close to my pocket.

05/03/2023

To make mama proud no work again
Make we try to make pap proud if e go work.

04/03/2023

Amen🙏

02/03/2023

On Judgment day your money will worth nothing cannot buy your way into heaven. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

28/02/2023

Please for those of us going to Spain through desert
We're leaving by 10pm tonight

We need to take a step this time 🚶‍♂️🚶

24/02/2023

The only bank that's currently working in Nigeria
Is power bank 🚶🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️

23/02/2023

Old Naira wahala

I met this fair skinned Girl today. I was like "you look familiar"

She said "awwwwn, i dated you when I was black"😫😦😱🙆🙆

16/02/2023

Joke of the day

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

My father got the job✌

13/02/2023

When I'm drunk I'm very alert when crossing the road.I look left and right for cars and bikes,then I look up for aeroplanes and down for bombs,then I look back for kidnappers and then I hold my beer tight and start walking in zigzag to avoid bullets😂😂

09/02/2023

06/02/2023

I will not Return it 😂
CBN mistakenly Credited my Account with all the new note🥰
Advised me like a family member what should i Do

05/02/2023

When I was young I used to think people with big lips speak in capital letters 😴

31/01/2023

I saw a lady çrying yesterday at shoprite because she lost her 15k,,,,I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor😇
Too much caring will kīll me one day😇😇😂😂😂🏃🏃
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30/01/2023

An hotel has 12 rooms, book your room according to your month of birth and find your room partners ❤️💙🧡

29/01/2023

I feel like sending 5k each to all the females in this house for valentine
But I'm afraid of their boyfriends and husbands
Follow OJBCOMEDY1
to get your val gift.

28/01/2023

According to ur birthday I am your

January......... husband💞🥺

February……........ Online lover 🤍❤️

March.............Joy booster🥰

April................Life😌😍

May................. boyfriend🥰😘

June................. Best friend😜😊

July............Everything 🥺🤭💕

August...Life partner 🌏🐻

September.......Baby🙈

October..............Crush❣️💟

November.........Love💗💋

December........... Crime partner🥹🙈
👉🏻💕.

27/01/2023

If a man is not your type please stop eating his money anyhow because his money is not your type too. 🏃 🏃 na me talk am.

27/01/2023

Book of lies chapter 1
“I can't live without you”
Somebody should read chapter 2 Please😂😂