The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast

16/04/2024

We made an AI generated song and it SLAPS

Come join the boys as they discuss AI generated music and giant tittied weather girls. Get in here, and get wet, you stupid little bratty sub.

11/12/2023

The people have spoken and...*sigh*...we brought him back. I want to die.

The people have spoken and...*sigh*...we brought him back. I hope I die.

30/11/2023

Somehow y'all broke our Spotify for Podcasters Wrapped. Thanks for joining in this year! Let's break 2024 too.

30/11/2023

Wait....y'all...actually like us? 👀👉👈

10/11/2023

Come sit with us a while and listen as we talk about Buddhism. This episode is sponsored by Indonesia.

The boys talk about Buddhism, sponsored by Indonesia.

04/08/2023

Dave and John talk about Skinwalker Ranch and the extent of David Grusch's involvement with the ghost hunters there. Don't miss out on this groundbreaking information!

Dave and John talk about Skinwalker Ranch and the extent of David Grusch's involvement with the ghost hunters there. Don't miss out on this groundbreaking information!

28/07/2023

Apparently aliens might be real. Time to clap those cheeks.
We know zombies are real because this page is a zombie. You may clap our zombie cheeks any time, daddy-o.

Are aliens real??? Can we clap their cheeks? Get their sweet, sweet alienussy? Find out right here, right now. We got them alien cheeks and we are ready to get clappin'.

12/05/2023

Season 6 has just premiered! As a gift from us to you, we've once again turned over the podcast to Joe Rogan as he interviews his favorite guest, Alex Jones. Come join them and see what happens when Alex tries 14 grams of DMT in one go!

For the season 6 premier, we present to you a Joe Rogan podcast exclusive, with Alex Jones and two rare evolutions of Alex Jones that can't be found anywhere else unless you have 14 grams of DMT on you.

05/05/2023

A new season is about to start! And we have some special plans in mind for our lovely audience. We've also opened up Q&A and audience polls on some episodes with plans to roll them out to every episode published so far and all future episodes.

There is also a way to support us directly now if you want to support John's degenerate coffee addiction. All of this will be available on Spotify and most other streaming services.
Here's a quick trailer we made to promote the new season.
https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct

16/04/2023

Season 5 will never end but our monetization did! We can't imagine what we did wrong.
Anyway, come listen to us talk about excessive drinking and drug use!

Selected from the finest of our barrel aged drinking stories comes this collection of sweet nectars that will certainly put some hair on your chest.

14/04/2023

The boys talk about some folk who sold their souls to achieve greatness. They also fantasize about Bob Dylan having his way with John. Just absolutely devastating him s*xually. That part is canon, just so you all know.

The boys talk about how some people sold their souls to achieve greatness. They also fantasize of Bob Dylan just absolutely plowing John, just going to town on him and playing him like a harmonica.

02/09/2022

he is okay! 👍

21/08/2022

Long time no post! As someone once said to me and I'm not making it up right now, inconsistency is the key to success! Please don't look that up. Instead, come celebrate Dave's birthdayussy with us!
https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/Birthdayussy-e1mnul0

Everything is an ussy. Everyussy.

29/07/2022

Come listen to our most recent roadside chat!
https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/SOCIAL-MEDIA-BAD-e1lqrcn

SOCIAL MEDIA BAD HOSS TELL DEBORAH TO COME BACK

01/07/2022

-Dave

30/06/2022

We obtained an interview (a real one, not Jeff Goldbloom) with a master weapons engineer who has created a sword system so advanced and futuristic that it seems like magic. Come check out our endorsement of the Razor Razor Belt Sword system and hear from the mastermind himself who has pioneered a self defense tool straight out of anime.
https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/The-Future-Is-Now-Legendary-Belt-Sword-System-Exclusive-e1klbhb

We obtained an exclusive interview (a real one with someone who isn't Jeff Goldbloom) with Curtis Koeler, CEO of Razor Razor, a company that makes high end concealable bladed weapon systems at an affordable price. We are obsessed with its unique design and undeniable power. Come listen as we discuss...

19/06/2022

-Dave

Friendly reminder from Arcane Bu****it

11/06/2022

Season Finale! Roadside Chat! I put all the rest of the buzzwords into the episode title!
https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/Super-Special-Season-Finale-Roadside-Chat-Fortnite-VBucks-Roblox-Card-e1jqs7l

We recorded a roadside chat to close out season 4. John robbed a grave. Dave is still obsessed with he**ai. Y'all know what it is. No ad for this episode because we love you.

10/06/2022

OH YEEEEEAAAH BROTHOR!
-John Cheese

07/06/2022

-hammer man

26/05/2022

I can't wait for the new John Dies At The End book. Also it's really cool that some guy is writing books about mine and Dave's life.
-John Wong O'Malley

26/05/2022

John and Dave hit the time limit on podcast recordings. This calls for a celebration! Let's drink right from the bottle!
https://youtu.be/rASTKb0hLyU

The boys found out anchor.fm has a recording limit of one hour. They never knew because their episodes never go on that long. Until now!Featuring our hit new...

21/05/2022

New AI generated script! Amy brings John over to the Dark Side with the power of infinite pen*ses in this Star Wars themed adventure.
https://youtu.be/9T3D8GOmcG4

Amy brings John over to the Dark Side with the power of infinite pen*ses! Yet another installment of bot generated scripts, showcasing the supreme weirdness ...

20/05/2022

Come learn the secrets of the wealthy elite and how they cheat death through dark, demonic rituals.
https://youtu.be/dhzFQSUM_YM

John is possessed by an interdimensional lizard being which is going to tell us all about adrenochrome, the mysterious compound used by the wealthy elite to ...

19/05/2022

Check out our AI generated trailer for our new YouTube channel! By the way, don't forget to like the video and subscribe for more content. We'll be releasing exclusive content on YouTube not available on the podcast, including the AI generated series. Thanks as always to our lovely and dedicated listeners for supporting what we do.
https://youtu.be/XqX4kiuwXn4

We used AIDungeon to create a trailer for our new YouTube channel.Please subscribe to the channel for more content, and check us out on your favorite podcast...

19/05/2022

Get your mommy milkers ready
https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/Milktank-e15lhoh

Milkers. Big ole mommy milkers. Moist nip nips. Cream issues forth from my turgid nip nips as your lips quiver in anticipation.

18/05/2022

This episode about video games is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Play today and unlock the characters Dave and John. John is a ninja style fighter sporting a deadly katana and sneaky skills. Dave is a magic wielding shadow demon in the shape of something suggestive. Come battle today and experience the thrill of victory as your enemies lay before you, broken and bleeding. Hear the cries of their children and laments of their women as you ransack their homes and destroy their cultural landmarks. Revel in the satisfaction of victory as you colonize their lands and impose your laws upon them. Accuse them of being unpatriotic when they call you out on enforcing discriminatory laws. Play the victim when, in fact, it was your very own progenitors who created the society that now oppresses those who are native to this land. Revel in your riches as you pay real world money to gain status in a phone game where nobody will remember you or truly care about you. Feel a sense of accomplishment in a world where nothing you do truly matters unless it's so evil and vile that it scars the collective memory of mankind for generations to come. Be a warrior. Continue to write episode descriptions well last the point when you should have stopped. Keep going even though you already acknowledged that what you're doing doesn't make sense. Laugh maniacally as the madness takes you. Stare into the void as it stares back into you. Become one with the Cosmos. Become God. I am God. Worship me. Bow down to me. Pray to me. I am your God now. Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.

https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/Raid-Shadow-Legends-e1il2n0

This episode about video games is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Play today and unlock the characters Dave and John. John is a ninja style fighter sporting a deadly katana and sneaky skills. Dave is a magic wielding shadow demon in the shape of something suggestive. Come battle today and experien...

18/05/2022

Introducing the new YouTube channel for our podcast! Catch exclusive content there not available on the podcast such as AI generated episodes, specials, skits, updates, nudes, and more! Watch it! Subscribe to it! Fall asleep to it! Have s*x to it! Kill a man! Eat him! EAT HIM!
https://youtu.be/0pdgdeBrqAw

This is an episode generated by AIDungeon, which is meant to be used as a roleplaying dungeon adventure simulator with AI assisted plot.We figured out if you...

12/05/2022

I know karate and I'm not afraid to use it
-John Wong O'Malley

It's JDATE Book Series Quote Thursday! How is your week going? I've had a cold for like 13 straight days.

11/05/2022

Introducing our hit new single, The Bus Sucks! Check out this straight banger. Available on everything.
http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1623519433?ls=1&app=itunes

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nDlAnDLEFeGbOHpCvV5ZzpOrApHoKfOEA&feature=share

https://anchor.fm/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/episodes/Dave-Gets-Hit-By-A-Bus-e1ibrhu

Introducing out new single, The Bus Sucks! Check out this straight banger. Available on everything. http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1623519433?ls=1&app=itunes