28/01/2020
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly
married a Swedish lady, so as to be
legally certified with resident permit, but
the lady was not aware of this. He lied to
the lady that he is from Kenya because
of the past bad reputation of Nigerians in that
part of Sweden. After their wedding, the
lady returned home one day and
informed the guy that she met her
friend, a Swedish lady also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have a
dinner together. The Naija guy was
disturbed and kept thinking how he will
get out of this dark spot. He postponed
and postponed the proposed dinner until
he got tired of postponing. Finally the D-
DAY came, they all sat down in a
restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and
was sweating profusely in spite of the
cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The
ladies asked their husbands to
communicate in their local dialect since
they are both from same country (Kenya).
The Naija guy being a man of great
savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if
the other guy didn't understand, he will
claim that he is from another tribe and
region in Kenya. Then he started,
"Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre
nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, ndaa?
The other Kenyan looked up and replied
"Ah Nwanne, ekele diri Chineke, Onye Nna
asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na
enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo
AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o!
They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies.
Igbos no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu.