All Things Considered

03/10/2023

15/08/2023

Why do people in movies always offer you water in stressful situations; whip out the rum!

28/05/2023

Nobody moves slower than a gas attendant when you are in a hurry!

25/03/2023

Anyone else like holding hands with their cat? I love the feeling of the warm small paws.

02/02/2023

Don't be too sad if your grass is not as green as your neighbours'; everyone is blessed differently.

02/02/2023

Everyone wants to know your story; don't be so eager to tell it.

18/01/2023

LIFE WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK IF YOU LET IT

29/12/2022

Conscious decisions are based on subconscious decisions

25/12/2022

I need to call 911, I swear my forks be running away from home!

13/12/2022

How long does it take to make it once you fake it? It's been a hot minute of faking and the 'make it' needle is still on E

28/11/2022

After 40, you are too old to be calling your life partner your boyfriend or girlfriend

18/11/2022

WHOEVER INVENTED THE NEEDLE, DID NOT HAVE TO THREAD IT WITHOUT SPECTECALS

10/11/2022

Imagine introducing yourself as 'it's ya boy Troy' when your ass is 60 years old; OK grow your ass up Benjamin Button!

01/11/2022

When you are so disappointed that the word 'disappointed' does not adequately describe how disappointed you are!

28/10/2022

THE DEVIL DOESN"T BARGAIN

23/10/2022

Decorative sweets is such an oxymoron

16/10/2022

If I shout you and you do not respond then you can f*ck off.I am not a waiter; waiting around for when you are ready!

16/10/2022

Children are like little broke friends...no job, no money but always making plans to go out.

16/09/2022

I was in Facebook jail for 24hrs; I feel I'm prepared for hard time in regular jail

30/08/2022

There is nothing positive about being obese.

30/08/2022

Please keep your small weiner inside your draws...aren't you afraid you will lose it if you take it out?

30/08/2022

WTF: Do these social media sites think people don't live in the Caribbean?

30/08/2022

Life is not certain, so fu*k s**t up while you still can.