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"Something about that ‘Stiff Chubb’ gave me a stiff chubb if you know what I mean.” Full Story: https://bit.ly/3729a7K
25/11/2020

"Something about that ‘Stiff Chubb’ gave me a stiff chubb if you know what I mean.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3729a7K

A Cleveland native had to seek medical attention late Sunday evening after realizing that he had an er****on that had lasted since viewing Nick Chubb’s 54-yard run early in the fourth quarter of the Browns win. Steven Gonzales, age 32, described the situation.

“I liked the way my guys all flowed to the ball. We’ve got to be better at gang tackling..."Full Story: https://bit.ly/3...
24/11/2020

“I liked the way my guys all flowed to the ball. We’ve got to be better at gang tackling..."

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After dropping a much needed game against the Denver Broncos, the Miami Dolphins are on the outside of the wildcard race looking in. Not all hope is lost however. With some winnable games remaining on the schedule against the Jets and Bengals, coach Brian Flores is using an awful moment from this ga

Don't know what to get that special someone? This holiday gift guide will have you happier than Lamar Jackson in shades....
22/11/2020

Don't know what to get that special someone? This holiday gift guide will have you happier than Lamar Jackson in shades. That's pretty happy!

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The holiday season can be tough to find the right gift for that special someone in your life. We’ve made it easy for you to find the gift that you have been looking for complete with links to places where you can buy it and a short write-up of each item so that you know exactly what you are going ...

"He claims that a Bill Belichick from the future came in a DeLorean and gave it to him."Full Story: https://bit.ly/2KoBP...
19/11/2020

"He claims that a Bill Belichick from the future came in a DeLorean and gave it to him."

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Patriots quarterback, Cam Newton, recently made some interesting comments about his head coach Bill Belichick. After their win over the Ravens this past Sunday night, Cam mentioned how Belichick is in tune with some higher powers to know exactly how football games will play out.

"Not everyone can lose on a bye week but those guys in there showed that this team is different.” Full Story: https://bi...
18/11/2020

"Not everyone can lose on a bye week but those guys in there showed that this team is different.”

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The New York Jets are not taking any chances when it comes to securing the first overall pick in the 2021 draft. Many have pontificated that with that pick, the Jets are likely to take quarterback Trevor Lawrence and potentially change the trajectory of their franchise. One step to doing that is los

“'The Dark Knight Rises' is undefeated this year and I am not about to lose to David [Njoku].” Full Story: https://bit.l...
17/11/2020

“'The Dark Knight Rises' is undefeated this year and I am not about to lose to David [Njoku].”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/32R73lX

A lot is being made of Nick Chubb’s late run that iced that Cleveland Browns win over the Houston Texans on Sunday. Many fantasy owners and bettors were frustrated with Chubb when late in the game he busted a 59 yard run only to step out on the 1 yard line to guarantee the victory. Chubb finally l...

"There is an unwritten rule in the punter world. Don’t put any moves on us and we won’t tackle you. It’s been that way f...
16/11/2020

"There is an unwritten rule in the punter world. Don’t put any moves on us and we won’t tackle you. It’s been that way for years.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/32OxyIu

During his post-game interview, Punter JK Scott had some harsh words for Jags return man Keelan Cole. Early during the 2nd quarter of Green Bay’s tilt against Jacksonville, JK Scott outkicked his coverage with a line drive punt. The resulting play ended with a Keelan Cole 91 yard punt return for a...

"I saw the way Debbie was looking at him. She hasn’t looked at anyone like that for a very long time.” Full Story: https...
15/11/2020

"I saw the way Debbie was looking at him. She hasn’t looked at anyone like that for a very long time.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3lxwcti

A local woman is filing a restraining order against her husband after an altercation last Sunday. Debrah Kindred, a Little Rock native, said that after sitting down to watch some NFL RedZone on the weekend, her husband, Bobby, went into a rage.

He shuffled into the Zoom call with a burlap sack over his head. When a shadowy hand came in from off-screen to reveal h...
14/11/2020

He shuffled into the Zoom call with a burlap sack over his head. When a shadowy hand came in from off-screen to reveal his face, a blinking, bewildered Tate addressed the media.

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It has been a long couple of weeks for Golden Tate. Tate could be heard shouting at the Giants’ sideline “Throw me the damn ball” during their 25-23 loss on November 2nd. Media in New York are calling his apology this week the strangest media availability that they have ever seen.

"Let us run plays from Super Tecmo Bowl,” Jackson told Eisen. “They at least have 8 plays to choose from.” Full Story: h...
13/11/2020

"Let us run plays from Super Tecmo Bowl,” Jackson told Eisen. “They at least have 8 plays to choose from.”

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In a recent interview on The Rich Eisen Show Ravens QB Lamar Jackson admitted that many teams were calling out the plays that they were going to run before they ran them. “They're calling out our plays, stuff like that. They know what we're doing. Sometimes stuff won't go our way if they're beatin...

“I’m also afraid of that Steelers D. Have you seen those guys? T.J. Watt is going to eat me for breakfast."Full Story: h...
12/11/2020

“I’m also afraid of that Steelers D. Have you seen those guys? T.J. Watt is going to eat me for breakfast."

Full Story: https://bit.ly/36uAVWb

For Joe Borrow, the first overall pick in the 2020 draft, there are few challenges that he does not rise to the occasion for. He is in some circles the front running for the rookie of the year award and is turning some heads by his play for the Bengals this year. In his media availability this week,

11/11/2020

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“That was a pretty pathetic tackle he tried to put on Chuck Clark. It really did a number on Phillip."Full Story: https:...
11/11/2020

“That was a pretty pathetic tackle he tried to put on Chuck Clark. It really did a number on Phillip."

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In a strange turn of events, Colts quarterback Phillip Rivers has shown up on the Wednesday injury report. Rivers may be sidelined from a huge divisional tilt against their rivals, the Tennesse Titans with what the Colts are called a ‘bruised ego’.

“I’ve already given my deposit to the city of Florham Park to have the parade route reserved and that baby is nonrefunda...
10/11/2020

“I’ve already given my deposit to the city of Florham Park to have the parade route reserved and that baby is nonrefundable.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3ngNLyh

Many Jets fans were disappointed after their team blew a 10 point lead on Monday night versus the New England Patriots. While we’ll have to wait yet another week for a Jets’ win, one fan in Chatham, New Jersey he is breathing a sigh of relief.

"We demand a recount. If you count up the legitimate points then we won easily."Full Story: https://bit.ly/32oINqT
09/11/2020

"We demand a recount. If you count up the legitimate points then we won easily."

Full Story: https://bit.ly/32oINqT

Tom Brady was fired up during his post-game interview with the media this past Sunday night following a 38-3 beat down at the hands of the New Orleans Saints. After being embarrassed by Drew Brees and a potent offensive attack that ran up the score 31-0 by half, Tom Brady took a page out of The Dona

After the cameras were found in the locker room, Chris Hansen came out from behind a door. “Have a seat right there," Ha...
08/11/2020

After the cameras were found in the locker room, Chris Hansen came out from behind a door. “Have a seat right there," Hansen said.

Full Story: https://bit.ly/36iQgZJ

Jets players notified the NFLPA on Friday that hidden cameras were found in the smoke detectors of their Florham Park locker room. After the cameras were found in the locker room, Chris Hansen came out from behind a door and told the defensive back that found the device to have a seat.

“When people say, ‘there is no way they can blow a lead that big’, we say, ‘hold my beer’.” Full Story: https://bit.ly/3...
07/11/2020

“When people say, ‘there is no way they can blow a lead that big’, we say, ‘hold my beer’.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3eCV2Fy

A lot has been said about the Patriots’ mantra, “Do your job” which has been a staple of Bill Belichick’s system for years. According to an anonymous source from inside the Charger’s facility, coach Anthony Lynn unveiled a new team motto this past Thursday during a Zoom conference call wit...

"A true triple threat. He can sing, he can dance and his acting skills have really improved. There is no need for him to...
06/11/2020

"A true triple threat. He can sing, he can dance and his acting skills have really improved. There is no need for him to audition for our production of Cats!”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/2I8hUjS

The heat has been turned up on the Miami Dolphins to win ever since Tua Tagovailoa was announced their starter late last month. Of course, many in the Miami media have proposed that perhaps the premature starting of Tua was to see if they would need to invest yet another draft pick in a quarterback

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I am just hoping that one of those boys is Will Fuller.”Full Story: https...
05/11/2020

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I am just hoping that one of those boys is Will Fuller.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3eug3ly

Ryan Fitzpatrick may have been benched recently for rookie Tua Tagovailoa but during Monday’s practice, he showed that he was still a team player. Just a day before the Tuesday trade deadline, Fitzpatrick took matters into his own hands to help recruit players to his squad.

“Scott [Player] was a trailblazer for those of us with facial hair. He opened the door for us."Full Story: https://bit.l...
04/11/2020

“Scott [Player] was a trailblazer for those of us with facial hair. He opened the door for us."

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3mOXwDu

Most quarterbacks in the National Football League grew up idolizing players like Joe Montana, Brett Farve, or even Tom Brady. For Gardner Minshew though, he looked up to a very different player from his youth. “I was always fascinated by Scott Player,” Minshew told NFL insider Chet Robinson late...

"He had me flying high after the game if you get my drift and most importantly, he didn’t do anything stupid like making...
03/11/2020

"He had me flying high after the game if you get my drift and most importantly, he didn’t do anything stupid like making that game close.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3899a8e

Dallas fans are frustrated by the tough start of Ben DiNucci’s career but one high profile fan was proud of DiNucci’s play. Jimmy ‘The Gun’ Giannelli, infamous mob boss commented on DiNucci’s game to The Strip Sack’s own, Chet Robinson.

“Halloween has always been my favorite holiday... Now, I can’t even look at a skeleton without bursting into tears."Full...
31/10/2020

“Halloween has always been my favorite holiday... Now, I can’t even look at a skeleton without bursting into tears."

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3oGKIki

oday, however, the first Halloween since the formerly Oakland Raiders have moved to Las Vegas is especially depressing for one former member of the Black Hole.

“How do I know Elway is coming back? I’ve got sources. Very real sources.” Full Story: https://bit.ly/3jEsCeZ
30/10/2020

“How do I know Elway is coming back? I’ve got sources. Very real sources.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3jEsCeZ

With the trade deadline less than a week away, many sources have taken to Twitter to get their message out. One Colorado resident, in particular, took to Twitter to post some of the hot gossip that he had been hearing from some of his sources.

"I gave him a nice deep ball, some elusiveness in the pocket, and in exchange, I get his soul for all eternity in the fi...
29/10/2020

"I gave him a nice deep ball, some elusiveness in the pocket, and in exchange, I get his soul for all eternity in the fiery pits of Hell."

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3jLkY2I

Wilson has been playing at an MVP level this season and there has been a lot of speculation why? The Strip Sack’s own Chet Robinson did some digging and found that in 2018, Russell Wilson sold his soul to the Devil in order to unlock his “Mr. Unlimited” alter ego.

"There was that time earlier in the season when he picked the Cardinals to beat the Panthers. Like, are you stupid or so...
28/10/2020

"There was that time earlier in the season when he picked the Cardinals to beat the Panthers. Like, are you stupid or something? Has a Cardinal ever beaten a Panther?"

Full Story: https://bit.ly/34AYBZd

Neighbors of the MacEwen called the police after a loud argument could be heard following the Chicago Bear’s loss at the hands of the Los Angeles Rams. “This isn’t the first time he has done this either! There was that time earlier in the season when he picked the Cardinals to beat the Panther...

During the 3rd quarter, the Los Angeles Ram’s call and response of “Whose House?” Spanos is said to have responded in a ...
27/10/2020

During the 3rd quarter, the Los Angeles Ram’s call and response of “Whose House?” Spanos is said to have responded in a sullen voice “Ram’s house”.

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During Sunday’s Chargers game at SoFi Stadium, a mistake made over the PA left owner, Dean Spanos visibly shaken and distraught. During the 3rd quarter, the Los Angeles Ram’s call and response of “Whose House?” came ringing through the stadium. According to sources close to the situation, Sp...

"At night, he can hear the sounds of the Dawg Pound. He has even woken up in a cold sweat with an apparition of Baker Ma...
26/10/2020

"At night, he can hear the sounds of the Dawg Pound. He has even woken up in a cold sweat with an apparition of Baker Mayfield at the foot of his bed.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3jrZMyl

Shortly after the heartbreaking loss to the Cleveland Browns Sunday afternoon, Bengals defensive end Carlos Dunlap took to Twitter to post an ad for his Cincinnati home. “It’s great. There is just one thing. It’s haunted. When I pressed him about it he [Dunlap] explained that at night he can h...

"I see the locker room like prison and I’m about to make some guys my bitches.”Full Story: https://bit.ly/34s6CQb
25/10/2020

"I see the locker room like prison and I’m about to make some guys my bitches.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/34s6CQb

Late Friday news broke of Antonio Brown and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers brokering a one-year deal. The former NFL superstar has been out of the league for almost a year and is coming to the end of an eight-game suspension. “These guys have got to understand who the diva is here. I call the shots. I l...

“I saw what Jeffery Toobin had done most recently over at The New Yorker and figured, ‘hey, I could do that!’" Full Stor...
23/10/2020

“I saw what Jeffery Toobin had done most recently over at The New Yorker and figured, ‘hey, I could do that!’"

Full Story: https://bit.ly/2HqWXRe

Well, it seems as though the once-proud head coach has sunk to yet another all-time low in an attempt to be relieved of his duties. An anonymous source first reported that during a recent Zoom meeting with his quarterback room, Gase could be seen pleasuring himself on camera.

“While you will have to find your own Saint Nick to pelt with snowballs, rest assured, the Eagles games with continue to...
22/10/2020

“While you will have to find your own Saint Nick to pelt with snowballs, rest assured, the Eagles games with continue to sound as genuine as possible during the broadcast this holiday season.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/35mcZnw

Christmas has come early for Eagles fans across the nation. While most of us are decking the halls and trimming the trees, the Eagles audio team have been hard at work to help recreate a tradition of their own. During Eagles games played at Lincoln Financial Field this holiday season, you will hear

One member of the defensive backfield commented, “You know that movie Say Anything? I’m about ready to go over to Garret...
21/10/2020

One member of the defensive backfield commented, “You know that movie Say Anything? I’m about ready to go over to Garrett’s house right now with a boombox.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/34eJTXH

Things really are getting ugly in Dallas. Players are feeling that the new regime is unprepared and unable to adapt on the fly. One member of the defensive backfield commented, “You know that movie Say Anything? I’m about ready to go over to Garrett’s house right now with a boombox.”

"When I think of a ‘Mapletron’ I think of a bunch of Long John Maple doughnuts stuck together. That doesn’t scare anyone...
20/10/2020

"When I think of a ‘Mapletron’ I think of a bunch of Long John Maple doughnuts stuck together. That doesn’t scare anyone."

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3jfQcPd

Some Steeler fans have dubbed the Chase Claypool, ‘Mapletron’. For Donald F. Glut, however, this name is problematic. “What exactly is a ‘Mapletron’?” Glut questioned. Glut, of course, is a writer and director who wrote many of the episodes of Transformers. When I think of a ‘Mapletron...

“Honestly man, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had it. I think it’s been eight. It comes with the territory when ...
20/10/2020

“Honestly man, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had it. I think it’s been eight. It comes with the territory when you catch everything like I do.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3dH1Tgn

TEMPE AZ, - In an interview ahead of his Monday Evening game against the Dallas Cowboys, star wideout, DeAndre Hopkins admitted that he has had COVID-19 eight times. “Honestly man, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had it. It comes with the territory when you catch everything as I do.”

Titans Call Up Safety Krona Vairess Ahead of Tuesday GameThe Tennessee Titans have made some interesting roster moves ah...
14/10/2020

Titans Call Up Safety Krona Vairess Ahead of Tuesday Game

The Tennessee Titans have made some interesting roster moves ahead of their Tuesday evening tilt with the Buffalo Bills. “We feel these moves with give us the best chance to infect… erm… I mean affect the game.”

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The Tennessee Titans have made some interesting roster moves ahead of their Tuesday evening tilt with the Buffalo Bills. “We feel these moves with give us the best chance to infect… erm… I mean effect the game.”

Teammates Clamoring 'Let Russ Cook' After Top Chef Rejects His Application“We’re all disappointed for Russ,” DK Metcalf ...
10/10/2020

Teammates Clamoring 'Let Russ Cook' After Top Chef Rejects His Application

“We’re all disappointed for Russ,” DK Metcalf sulked to the media. “When I say Russ can cook I mean Russ can cook!

Full Story: https://bit.ly/34LrAZr

t is a dark day for the 12s in Seattle as they woke up today to the news that their quarterback’s application to be on the next season of Top Chef had been rejected. Wilson, who is an avid amateur chef, submitted his proposal to the producers of the show months ago and finally received the word on...

Referees Not Throwing as Many Flag Due to LazinessSecond-year back judge Raul De Los Santos opened up about the real rea...
08/10/2020

Referees Not Throwing as Many Flag Due to Laziness

Second-year back judge Raul De Los Santos opened up about the real reason why flags were flying less this year. “Do you know how much work it is for us to call a foul?

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3jHwnky

In an exclusive interview with The Strip Sack’s own Chet Robinson, second year back judge Raul De Los Santos opened up about the real reason why flags were flying less this year. “Do you know how much work it is for us to call a foul?

How's your fantasy team going? For one man in Duluth, he's ready to throw in the towel. Fantasy Football Team Owner Alre...
07/10/2020

How's your fantasy team going? For one man in Duluth, he's ready to throw in the towel.

Fantasy Football Team Owner Already Starting to Tank for Trevor

Full Story: https://bit.ly/33DWDae

DULUTH, MI - After a dreadful 0-4 start for “Da Cooks in Da Kitchen”, the team owner has decided to take drastic measures. Ryan Carson, a sixth-year member of the “Skolville 2K20” fantasy football league has decided to drop any of his players that could possibly get points. “It’s already...

Aaron Rodgers Admits LeFleur Like 'The Little Brother I’ve Never Had'“He’s always tagging along, trying to hang out with...
06/10/2020

Aaron Rodgers Admits LeFleur Like 'The Little Brother I’ve Never Had'

“He’s always tagging along, trying to hang out with my friends and quite honestly it’s annoying.”

Full Story: https://bit.ly/2GkNnyY

“He’s like the little brother I’ve never had” Rodgers explained to The Strip Sack’s own NFL insider Chet Robinson. “He’s always tagging along, trying to hang out with my friends and quite honestly it’s annoying.”

Belichick Forced to Double Mask After First Mask Found With HolesThe Strip Sack has acquired exclusive photographs of th...
06/10/2020

Belichick Forced to Double Mask After First Mask Found With Holes

The Strip Sack has acquired exclusive photographs of the coach’s mask during warm-ups.

Full Story: https://bit.ly/3lak4h4

During the postponed Monday night tilt between the Patriots and Chiefs, coach Bill Belichick was seen on the sidelines with two masks on. The Strip Sack has acquired exclusive photographs of the coach’s mask during warm-ups that seem to give better insight into why Belichick was forced to don anot...

Modeling Union Tired of Giving NFL Players a Free RideLOS ANGELES, CA - Rita Pasquale, President of The American Modelin...
05/10/2020

Modeling Union Tired of Giving NFL Players a Free Ride

LOS ANGELES, CA - Rita Pasquale, President of The American Modeling Association, has a bone to pick with NFL players.

Full Story: https://bit.ly/30zESqy

LOS ANGELES, CA - Rita Pasquale, President of The American Modeling Association, has a bone to pick with NFL players. For years, the trend of NFL defenses posing after outstanding defensive plays has been on the rise, and Ms. Pasquale is claiming that these defensive superstars owe her year’s wort...

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