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In Tabula Rasa B!tches!, you'll join besties Allie Press and Nick Mercer as they jump back into the world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and bask in their shared love for all things Buffy.

There's an absolutely 90s-tastic moment in "Ted" when Willow is over-the-moon joyful about these programs on some floppy...
24/03/2023

There's an absolutely 90s-tastic moment in "Ted" when Willow is over-the-moon joyful about these programs on some floppy disks, lol. 💾

Instant vomit. Ted - if this wasn't clear from Allie and Nick's commentary on you - you can go f**k yourself. 🥰
23/03/2023

Instant vomit. Ted - if this wasn't clear from Allie and Nick's commentary on you - you can go f**k yourself. 🥰

There's some sweet, delicious, beautiful irony in the episode opening with Ted talking about his devotion to his cast ir...
23/03/2023

There's some sweet, delicious, beautiful irony in the episode opening with Ted talking about his devotion to his cast iron skillet...
..and then the episode ending with Buffy hitting him in the face with said cast iron skillet.

EP. 211: TEDBuffy returns from a night out with Xander and Willow to find Joyce kissing a man called Ted. Ted is charm p...
22/03/2023

EP. 211: TED

Buffy returns from a night out with Xander and Willow to find Joyce kissing a man called Ted. Ted is charm personified and bakes superbly, impressing everyone but Buffy. Buffy recognizes she may be biased against men her mom is dating, but something about Ted feels off to Buffy.

Ted and Joyce take the gang mini-golfing, and Ted and Buffy have an unpleasant confrontation over the rules of that great sport.

Cordy and Xander continue to smooch in school broom closets illicitly.

Buffy decides to spy on Ted, but he finds out. Ted is waiting for Buffy when she climbs through her window after sneaking out for a patrol. Ted has gone through Buffy’s things, he threatens her, and during their argument, Ted hits Buffy. She lets loose and kicks him down the stairs, where he lands and breaks his neck. The police question Buffy, and even though no charges are brought, Buffy feels like even more of an outcast at school, made even worse by investigators speaking with Buffy’s teachers.

Giles saves Jenny's life while patrolling, and some trust is re-established. When Ted mysteriously shows back up at the Summers’ residence, and after Willow, Xander, and Cordy do some snooping, we learn that Ted is actually a homicidal robot who has been drugging people around him with his delicious cooking. Ted attempts to kidnap Joyce but is defeated by a skillet-toting Buffy. We end with a sweet reconciliation moment between Buffy and Joyce on the porch.

Just some great shots of Kendra from "What's My Line? Part 2." A badass, disciplined Slayer who helped Buffy be proud of...
20/03/2023

Just some great shots of Kendra from "What's My Line? Part 2." A badass, disciplined Slayer who helped Buffy be proud of who she is. And her smokey eye was consistently on point. See you soon. 😭

This cuteness from Oz in "What's My Line?: Part 2" positively made our hearts melt.
19/03/2023

This cuteness from Oz in "What's My Line?: Part 2" positively made our hearts melt.

But really, we aren’t mad about this costume oversight lol.
19/03/2023

But really, we aren’t mad about this costume oversight lol.

So, is there a fanfic somewhere out there about this, or.......
17/03/2023

So, is there a fanfic somewhere out there about this, or.......

We all need a friend like Willow. 😭
17/03/2023

We all need a friend like Willow. 😭

EP. 210: WHAT'S MY LINE?: PART 2We pick up from the last episode with Kendra and Buffy facing off. Buffy calls a truce, ...
14/03/2023

EP. 210: WHAT'S MY LINE?: PART 2

We pick up from the last episode with Kendra and Buffy facing off. Buffy calls a truce, and they go and confirm Kendra is indeed a Slayer, called when Buffy died at the hands of the Master. Trapped in a cage from his battle with Kendra, Angel is minutes from death by sunlight when he is saved by W***y - only to be delivered to Spike.

Cordy and Xander are attacked by the Bugman Tarakan and barricade themselves in the basement. The stress of the moment leads to a quick and passionate make-out, and then, confused, they escape.

Meanwhile, Oz and Willow are getting on well but are interrupted by the third Tarakan, disguised as a policewoman, who shoots at Buffy. Oz takes a bullet in the arm, saving Willow.

The Gang then discovers that Spike means to revive Dru with a ritual that will kill Angel. Buffy opts to go directly to the church and intervene rather than taking Kendra’s suggestion and regrouping with Giles first. Doublecrossing Buffy, W***y delivers her to Spike and the Tarakans. Just as Buffy is about to be killed, Kendra and the gang storm in. A massive fight ensues. Spike goes running away with Drusilla, but Buffy hits him with a well-thrown thurible to the back of the head, and an organ comes crashing down on them. Spike and Drusilla are presumed dead.

The next day, Buffy sends Kendra home on a plane - this time, sitting with the rest of the passengers. Just as the episode fades out, we see a restored, vamped-out Drusilla emerge from the wreckage with an injured but still alive Spike!

Especially houses that you JUST BROKE INTO.
12/03/2023

Especially houses that you JUST BROKE INTO.

Buffy is so onto something here. 🤐
12/03/2023

Buffy is so onto something here. 🤐

*hearts melt*
11/03/2023

*hearts melt*

This moment from Cordelia in “What’s My Line: Part 1” had your hosts cackling.
11/03/2023

This moment from Cordelia in “What’s My Line: Part 1” had your hosts cackling.

In this week’s episode, Allie and Nick remembered, in horror, something similar being done in high school with cast list...
10/03/2023

In this week’s episode, Allie and Nick remembered, in horror, something similar being done in high school with cast lists.

Friends, when your hosts tell you their jaws DROPPED the first time this epic twist happened.
10/03/2023

Friends, when your hosts tell you their jaws DROPPED the first time this epic twist happened.

This scene had us all feeling jealous of a stuffed animal. 💀
09/03/2023

This scene had us all feeling jealous of a stuffed animal. 💀

If the brutal, sadistic, Slayer-killing vampire can apologize, OTHER 👏  MEN 👏  CAN 👏  TOO. 👏
09/03/2023

If the brutal, sadistic, Slayer-killing vampire can apologize, OTHER 👏 MEN 👏 CAN 👏 TOO. 👏

When trying Queen C, the degree to which one f**ks around is positively correlated with the degree to which one will fin...
09/03/2023

When trying Queen C, the degree to which one f**ks around is positively correlated with the degree to which one will find out.

EP. 209: WHAT'S MY LINE?: PART 1The next episode of Tabula Rasa, B!tches!: A Buffy Rewatch Show is up and ready for your...
08/03/2023

EP. 209: WHAT'S MY LINE?: PART 1

The next episode of Tabula Rasa, B!tches!: A Buffy Rewatch Show is up and ready for your listening pleasure!

Career Week looms over Sunnydale High, and Buffy is reminded once more that her career is likely to be unpaid, antisocial, and short. Angel suggests the two of them go ice skating to cheer Buffy up.

Spike and Drusilla are planning something big, but they need to keep Buffy occupied, so they send for the Order of Taraka, deadly semi-human assassins.

The first assassin attacks Buffy and Angel at the ice rink but is stopped by a Buffpowered ice skate to the jugular. The second is a man made of bugs, who is unwittingly let into Buffy's house by Cordy. Angel tries to beat information out of W***y the Snitch - an owner of a local bar that caters to demons - but the presumed third assassin appears and locks Angel in a cage, with the sun rising fast.

This third assassin then finds and attacks Buffy, and the episode ends with her telling Buffy, "Me name is Kendra: The Vampire Slayer.”

Raise your hand if you’re at/older than 30 and very much still in therapy. 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️💁
06/03/2023

Raise your hand if you’re at/older than 30 and very much still in therapy. 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️💁

Guest host Phil pointed out that the Eyghon-possesed zombies melting looks exactly like the racist Senator Kelly melting...
05/03/2023

Guest host Phil pointed out that the Eyghon-possesed zombies melting looks exactly like the racist Senator Kelly melting in the original X-Men movie. Here are some disturbing comparison shots for your viewing pleasure!

Jenny’s flirtiness towards Giles in “The Dark Age” is so cute. 😭
05/03/2023

Jenny’s flirtiness towards Giles in “The Dark Age” is so cute. 😭

We *need* more context for this. 🥵
04/03/2023

We *need* more context for this. 🥵

To be fair - Buffy DID look great in that Halloween costume.
04/03/2023

To be fair - Buffy DID look great in that Halloween costume.

Say what you will about Ethan - he’s clear about who he is and who he isn’t, lol.
03/03/2023

Say what you will about Ethan - he’s clear about who he is and who he isn’t, lol.

The makeup and costumes in “The Dark Age” are so good! ➡️ We’ve got Diedre Page, a longtime friend with whom Giles got i...
03/03/2023

The makeup and costumes in “The Dark Age” are so good! ➡️

We’ve got Diedre Page, a longtime friend with whom Giles got into all sorts of demon-drug-channeling-orgy shenanigans.

We’ve also got Philip Henry after Eyghon jumps into him from Diedre. After being killed by Diedre and possessed by Eyghon, Philip comes back to life in the morgue. Sometime between waking up and busting into the library, he’s put on clothes!

Finally, we have Jenny Calendar in heavy possession by Eyghon. Damn girl, you ugly!

There’s a playlist on Spotify called “gay workout jams” and it has banger after banger after banger.
03/03/2023

There’s a playlist on Spotify called “gay workout jams” and it has banger after banger after banger.

In “The Dark Age,” Cordelia taunts Xander to the point that he tries to fight her. We’re all in agreement that Cordy wou...
02/03/2023

In “The Dark Age,” Cordelia taunts Xander to the point that he tries to fight her. We’re all in agreement that Cordy would kick Xander’s ass right?

The cage in the library of Sunnydale High is honestly such an unsung hero from the series.
02/03/2023

The cage in the library of Sunnydale High is honestly such an unsung hero from the series.

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