The Podcast At Dawn's House

13/03/2023

OMG, Logan suuuuucks! He’s suddenly performing traditional masculinity and nobody is here for it, except for his hot cousin Olivia. Jenny Prezzioso is in a bad mood. We have a lot of opinions about mashed potatoes.

On today’s agenda: a basket of cold tongue; Babysitters’ Agency bu****it; Mary Anne gets hygge-blocked; the babysitters are trying to make “acute” happen; the incredible forbearance of the Bruno family; ; Karen Brewer’s marital woes; five nights that shattered a nation; the podcast at our dads’ house; a tragic tuba mishap; Kristy kills the vibe and we cherish her for it; things you should not do to a pregnant woman; five pounds of romance; we figure out whose fault this all is.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive. Cover art via bscukcovers.wordpress.com.
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09/03/2023

It’s the Krushers!

12/01/2023

OMG, Claudia got an A on a test and now everyone thinks she cheated! Well, by ‘everyone’ we mean her teacher, her parents, and Mary Anne, who is just the WORST in this one. Meanwhile, the Pikes are trapped in a hell of their own making, and we’re trapped in a hell of Jared Mullray’s making.

On today’s agenda: a bijou spreader event; public sector trophy wives; we all temporarily forget what a kaiju actually is; defeating the far-right with Aoife’s face; baseballery gone wrong; taco-based interrogation techniques; foam-football-based intimidation techniques; ill-considered neurolinguistic programming techniques; the Traumatic Jägermeister Incident; wildly implausible locker backstories; adorable baby noises from the junior podcaster; appropriate uses of gaslighting; everyone’s doing Crimewatch; extrusion processes all the way down; heterosexual loser talk.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram! We also have a ko-fi and we're real self-conscious about it!

OMG, Claudia got an A on a test and now everyone thinks she cheated! Well, by ‘everyone’ we mean her teacher, her parents, and Mary Anne, who is just the WORST in this one. Meanwhile, the Pikes are trapped in a hell of their own making, and we’re trapped in a hell of Jared Mullray’s making. ...

22/11/2022

OMG, Kristy’s got a mystery admirer! It’s a recipe for romance and/or murder! Also, time is a flat circle, and there’s some sports. And some ICONIC Halloween costumes.

On today’s agenda: eldritch mystery admirer rituals; mandatory minimum scoldings; romantic similes that do not hold up; unfounded accusations of linguistic prescriptivism; the sophisticated New York sewer system; we plan the highlight of next year’s sporting calendar; tfw you’re 13 and you hold someone in the highest esteem; Logan gets on all of our nerves; Aoife’s sticker trauma; Mallory invents feminism; Jordan Pike grows up and changes his name; a World Series that is neither worldwide nor a series; the Watson Brewer Perpetual Cup; Ann’s questionable grasp of crustacean anatomy.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.
If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!

OMG, Kristy’s got a mystery admirer! It’s a recipe for romance and/or murder! Also, time is a flat circle, and there’s some sports. And some ICONIC Halloween costumes. On today’s agenda: eldritch mystery admirer rituals; mandatory minimum scoldings; romantic similes that do not hold up; unfo...

25/10/2022

OMG, Dawn’s dating an older boy! Luckily, he’s an insufferable do**he as well as being a creep, so it doesn’t last long. Meanwhile, Mary Anne’s actually being canonically sensitive for once, and someone’s caught Kristy’s eye.

On today’s agenda: false promises of child chaos; toaster oven vindication; hazing in the NICU; the best use for fake teeth; podcaster charitability rankings; important Travis statistics; Dawn goes genre-hopping; everything is Zach’s fault; the mark of a good man; superior stalking techniques; all the teens love Ovid’s Metamorphoses.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!

26/09/2022

OMG, Jessi’s got a babysitter! And she’s phenomenally unimpressed! Meanwhile, Jackie Rodowsky is buying redacted chemicals at undisclosed locations and we’ve got big plans. Also, Barbie’s on the moon.

On today’s agenda: the world’s tiniest violin; rampant volcanophobia; what to do with 30kg of dry ice; fake spider follies; a perfectly good pancake conversation; passive-aggressive banner design; mad science as a coping strategy; Jackie has officially had enough; the misogyny wing of the Pike Library; a new subtype of BSC book.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!

06/09/2022

OMG, Claudia and Dawn are doing illegal daycare while lost at sea! How did this happen, you ask? It turns out they’re massively into sailing, just huge boat-heads, and they always have been, you just didn’t notice. Don’t worry if you don’t know anything about sailing, though – neither does Ann. We got a boat guy in to consult on this book and he was very upset.

On today’s agenda: massive, shameless retcons; the boat terminology social contract; Dawn and Jeff are hydration hipsters; the junior coastguard can’t go out after dark; all the men are cancelled; beach vibes only; the tragedy of the Ramseys; a master class in exposition; judo training in the Carnegie library; a PhD in boat imagery; baffling 90s phone tech.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!

19/08/2022

19/08/2022

OMG, there’s a mystery in Stoneybrook! Fortunately Stacey’s on the case, and it turns out she’s psychic maybe? The important thing is, it’s totally OK to drag your ailing babysitting charge around an unsupervised building site if there are ghosts involved. Plus, further discourse on microwaved bacon.

On today’s agenda: a distressingly competent cover; important Dublin history; we have doubts about Kristy’s map-reading skills; parasocial stone tape hypothesis; a troubling absence of Jessi; some implausible stuff about welding torches; Old Rubbernose is the OG incel; little a gaslighting, as a treat; what to wear for the social event of the season.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!