29/04/2018
So Trump decided to skip the White House Correspondents dinner which largely consists of leftist media. Out of morbid curiosity (which I forgot killed the cat), I thought 'Let me just listen to a speech or two. I know I disagree with their politics but maybe I'll have a laugh!" I wish I had rather decided to clean the toilet, because that would've been funnier. The first speaker I listened to was a woman who (in between championing women's rights by bragging about how much hair she has in her nether regions), managed to wish injury on Kelly Ann Conway, personally insult Sarah Huckabee Sander's appearance, and joke about knocking the baby out in an abortion... "Mike Pence thinks abortion is murder which, first of all, don't knock it 'til you try it — and when you do try it, really knock it. You know, you've got to get that baby out of there...." I am sure Trump must have regretted missing out on such wit. 🙄 Next year, I am painting a wall somewhere so I can watch it dry.