The Simon and Ross Podcast

15/12/2023

Simon and Ross Christmas 2023 episode: The Whiff of Tuna available through your normal podcast engine or here :

https://open.acast.com/public/streams/6384d02f37b6d40011494cf5/episodes/657c92854f3b55001518768a.mp3

Hope you all have a great one and we'll see you (probably) next year!

11/05/2023

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10/05/2023

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20/03/2023

21/12/2022

Available now, returning guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas, What meats? And Christmas movies.

One more episode to come on Christmas Day from us, then a break until later in next year.

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19/12/2022

Welcome back, this time we are almost at the big day. This time we talk about our Christmases, fresh from visiting the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on, we discuss words beginning with B and F. We also have a game of "What's on the Christmas Menu" Thank you for all your support over the las...

12/12/2022

Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special. Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding. After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government. This is mostly myself and Ross tal...

28/11/2022

There's also most importantly a new podcast feed...
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Put this into your podcast app for now, until everything bedded in a bit!

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28/11/2022

There is also a website!

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28/11/2022

It's time to say goodbye to Podbean and hello to Acast, the new hosts of our podcast. There's been some teething issues and all the episodes can't be transferred across, but there you go. Yay!

Listen to episodes and learn more about The Simon and Ross Podcast. This is my very interesting podcast

28/11/2022

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies. Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8. We also have a game of "How Old Are They?" Also Ross's one more thing. Next time, the last of the series and the last Tarantino film, Once upon a ti...

25/11/2022

Welcome back and welcome to the first Patreon only episode of 2022! This week we catch up after a bit of a break over December, we talk about Simons recent issues, Hawkeye and Kingpin. Also Spiderman (no spoilers BYW). Can Tom Hardy's name be put Ito a curry? We also have a a dream from the pair of....

25/11/2022

Welcome back, to our Patreon Member's with a Patreon only Episode "P***s Onion Bhaji's" (All will be explained in the ep) This week for the patreon only episode we talk about things we've watched, Running apps and Squid Game! We also have a mammoth Ross's dream section, with Simon's pre recorded dre...

25/11/2022

Welcome back to the Patreon only episode for this month. There's a few firsts in this one: The first episode we recorded actually together. The first episode recorded solely in a car on the way down to Swansea for a stag do. (Apologies for the intermittent sound quality because of this). Also the fi...

25/11/2022

Patreon Only Episode 8: Melisandre's Mega Bucket Welcome back to an exclusive Patreon Episode, this week we discuss bottom troubles again, Ross finding out he's missed an episode of Loki, Ross's secret teenage crush and our online gaming and arguments that happen because of them. Thanks for your pat...

25/11/2022

Patreon Only Episode 7: Ross "The Human Drill" Skyrme This week we return for our Patreon Exclusive episode, this Week, Simon had just had his second Covid jab, so was a bit under the weather. But we still manage to discuss Glory holes, Ross's new hobby (Getting thrown about by men!) and because he'...

25/11/2022

Patreon Only Episode 6: The Simon and Ross Book Club This time, we are finally releasing an episode we recorded last year and couldn't find a place to put it in the normal series. In preparation for our next series which is all about The Lord of the Rings, we did an episode mainly on books, the book...

25/11/2022

Welcome to this months exclusive episode, this week we talk about the ending of Hawk and the Crystal Castles, also new one off feature Ross's 8 year old holiday diary! Ross liked it, Simon liked it, hopefully you will also like it! Thanks again for your support, it REALLY, REALLY, REALLY is apprecia...

25/11/2022

Hello all patreons, welcome to Patreon episode 4: Hawk = Falcon. This time Ross continues to struggle with Falcon and the Winter Soldier, also how low can you go? and how high? We also have the Land of Ross's dreams and who is in the toilet with Ross? Thanks once again for your patreonage and see yo...

25/11/2022

Special extra episode, this is going to be available Thursday to everyone, don't worry there will be a Patreon exclusive one as usual! This is an extra episode that didn't quite fit anywhere, so releasing it on it's own. We discuss the Wandavision series in general and many other things. I can't wai...

25/11/2022

Welcome to a very silly Patreon only exclusive episode 2. This week Simon talks about his recent dreams and Ross talks about his very tight sphincter. Simon also almost has a heart attack live on zoom! Also returning near the end is previous guest Lewis. Thanks for all the support, it really means a...

24/11/2022

..and another one!

21/11/2022

This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained. We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown. Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point. Next Time, The Hateful Eight

14/11/2022

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained. This time... Why Australian? Django 2? What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in? Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film. We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up t...

07/11/2022

Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino. This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they? Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo. Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle. Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles. see you n...

31/10/2022

Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week: Does Simon look like a geography teacher? Ross doesn't like being static for too long What is a Bass-Turd? Is it Passive Dominance? Is Eli Roth a good actor? We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age What? It’s legal! Join us next we...

24/10/2022

Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon. This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his sh*tty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese....