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Have you ever seen a mass ship decapitation? Well... if you haven't and are curious, then you GOTTA check out the 2002 horror flick- "Ghost Ship." Join the St. John's as they welcome (co-host of ) as they discuss ghost tackles, the wrestling match that is Mudvayne vs. the Artic Warrior and just what it means to be tugboat strong. Also, are there any rules to this movie? Serious question, we don't know, but tune in to enjoy this convo.
We are back and talking about movie #2 in the Twilight franchise Twilight New Moon. We discuss all things from intense paper cuts to Team Jacob to one hit wonders!
We are back with a new season and kicking it off with the first Twilight movie to discuss. Join us as we talk about how one can shine bright like a diamond, minor league baseball, and if fangs are essential
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We stayed in 2004 but amped up the insanity for this Christmas gem. The St. Johns are joined by from and Myke from to discuss the Chazz Palminteri directed “Noel”. Come along this journey in Montreal (I mean…New York) as we discuss the uber jealousy of Paul Walker, the super sadness of Susan Sarandon, and ALAN ARKIN JUST GOING FOR IT!!! All of this and the strangest C-plot in a film ever about a man named Jules.
WE DID IT!!! 100 EPISODES!!! To celebrate(?) we discuss the Tim Burton directed/Mark Wahlberg led remake of “Planet of the Apes”. Join the St. Johns and they discuss their obvious favorite Tim Burton classics, who was almost in this film, and the big question: is our best bad actor??? PLUS – we end by going through all our seasons and talking about the best of the best and the worst of the worst. Thank you all so much for coming on this journey with us.
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John Carpenter has made some of the most iconic& horrific films of all time – so it wouldn’t be an episode of Below Freezing if we did discuss his last (and quite possibly least successful) film: “Ghosts of Mars”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the matriarchy, viscous red wines, and really bad visual effects. Also, did we drop the name “Big Daddy Mars”? You bet your Martian ass we did!
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If we say “Michael Myers”, is the first thing you think of “Rob Zombie”? “No!” you say? Well, then you are probably in the right spot because we are talking about the 2007 remake “Halloween”. Join the St. Johns as we discuss stereotypical “white trash” families, future podcasts ripping on hypothetical future films we make, and just how much better the OG is. Also, there are some supporting actors in this film that we CAN’T BELIEVE are in this. Plus, did Melissa just say she was going to take advantage of Adam? Did Adam forget who Donald Pleasance is? You’ll have to tune in to find out!
We are starting our spooky season off with a…not-spooky
movie. Is it a drama? Is it a comedy? IS IT GOOD? We are of course talking about the Sandra Bullock-Nicole Kidman led “Practical Magic”. Boy howdy, join the St. Johns as they discuss Faith Hill, love potions, awesome aunts, and bad magic. Also, the funniest death ever in a movie??? All this and more as MELISSA
leads this episode and brings JonBenet back up.
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Listen to the way end for a little special treat🤣
YOU ARE READING THIS CORRECTLY – WE ARE COVERING THE PAUL VERHOEVEN MASTERPIECE “SHOWGIRLS”. Join the St. Johns as they take opposite points of view on Elizabeth Berkley’s performance, discuss the specificity of big budget Las Vegas shows, and ask the big question: is this movie sexy? We also talk about the physical skill on display throughout the film and who gets the worst treatment in the film. LOTS to discuss in this one (including a great guess on the budget of the film).
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The St. Johns are back and they are back with a rage that cannot be contained! That’s right – we are talking about the 2020 version of “The Grudge”. Join Adam and Melissa as they discuss all things personal and professional: Where the f**k has Adam been? Where is Sarah Michelle Gellar? What is 1st base? These are the important questions you have been missing out on – so tune in to learn a lot about your podcast hosts…and maybe a little bit about the movie as well…
#2020
SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE
Thats right! We are covering the 2nd Sharknado so check out the trailer and mark your calendars for the newest episode of Below Freezing next Tuesday 2/14.
Becuase nothing says romantic night watching this movie❤️🦈🛩
Even the Sharknados are tougher in New York. Break out the chainsaws for Sharknado 2: The Second One!» Premieres Wednesday, July 30 at 9ET/8c.» Subscribe To ...
WE'RE BACK!!! Coming this Tuesday......we dig your forearms...
Una ciudad es aterrorizada por miles de tiburones que fueron arrastrados por un devastador huracán.
We are starting spooky season early here at Below Freezing…and we’re taking a page out of Rewind 25-52’s book by talking about a film from 1997: “An American Werewolf in Paris”. Join the St. Johns as they talk about walking on the sun, bad parenting, and the HUGE difference in opinion of this movie. What a nostalgic dive this was…please tune in and join the fun.
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#1997
Coming this Tuesday...
https://tubitv.com/movies/457131/alone-in-the-dark
A paranormal detective and an anthropologist team up to battle evil when the remnants of a long-dead civilization begin invading the present day.
Slay all day! Let us tell you something – if you haven’t seen this movie, drop what you are doing and CHECK IT OUT! The first 5 minutes alone with knock your ass full of Christmas cheer. Tune in to this episode to discover some amazing truths about Melissa: how she passed her Intro to Logic class, what her stripper name would be, and if she has any connection to JonBenét Ramsey. This episode was a blast to record, the movie is ridiculous is all the right ways – do yourself a favor and watch this 73 minute gem. Then…listen to us…because you love us…New episode drops tomorrow!!!
Clear out everybody…Stella St. John is here and she is not messing around. It’s been almost two years since she was on our “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties” episode, and she is back with a vengeance to talk about a Christmas (but not really Christmas) movie: “Home Alone 3”. We cover it all on this podcast: how much Roger Ebert loved this film, how Melissa got the chicken pox twice (brag much?), and how a young boy might get his…thing…stuck in the toilet. We know…this is the holiday cheer you need – nay – deserve right now! Episode dropped today!
Show Below Freezing, Ep Below Freezing - Home Alone 3 - Dec 14, 2021
It's been awhile...It’s Christmas time…and we’re here to totally bring you down – and a film about depressives may be the best way to do that. The St. Johns are joined this week by Kieran B. (host of and the selector of this film – we want to make that clear) to discuss this Nora Ephron (yes…THAT Nora Ephron) Christmas spectacle “Mixed Nuts”. We discuss so much: Steve Martin phoning it in, the glory that is Madeline Kahn, the spinoff film we want to see of Adam Sandler and Liev Schreiber’s characters – we could keep going. Instead, we’ll leave you with this: “Inside every pothole, there is hope.” New episode out now. LINK IN BIO!!!
It's been awhile...It’s Christmas time…and we’re here to totally bring you down – and a film about depressives may be the best way to do that. The St. Johns are joined this week by Kieran B. (host of the Best Picture Cast and the selector of this film – we want to make that clear) to discuss this Nora Ephron (yes…THAT Nora Ephron) Christmas spectacle “Mixed Nuts”. We discuss so much: Steve Martin phoning it in, the glory that is Madeline Kahn, the spinoff film we want to see of Adam Sandler and Liev Schreiber’s characters – we could keep going. Instead, we’ll leave you with this: “Inside every pothole, there is hope.” New episode drops tomorrow!
BONUS EPISODE!!! Look…here at Below Freezing…we feel pretty bad about all of the sh*tacular horror films we’ve talked about and made you watch over the last 2 years. So this time around, we’re being nice and not talking about a film that is under 32%. In fact, the film in question, “It Follows”, is well above that threshold. Join Adam and Melissa as they discuss the extraordinary tension building within the film, how Melissa can no longer shop in grocery stores, and whether or not the film holds up over rewatches. A truly amazing film that is currently available on Peacock, “It Follows” is a film that demands to be seen…and then chatted about by us…and then listened to by you…see how it all follows…episode drops tomorrow!
It's up and ready!!!
Show Below Freezing, Ep Below Freezing - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer - Oct 26, 2021
You silly bastards…you went and did it. We went to Twitter for the final selection in our Month of Halloween series and you picked “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer”. Grant Zepernick (from the Best Picture Cast) joins the St. Johns to discuss all the big ideas from the movie: the twist of “Ben’s son”, if Brandi is a could friend to JLH, and just what the f*** was Jack Black doing in this movie? We pretty much go scene by scene for this flick, so sit back, relax, and just be glad we didn’t make you watch “I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer”. This episode drops TOMORROW!!!
Like the crew of the ‘Lewis & Clark’, we are here to complete the mission at hand: to discuss ANOTHER Paul W.S. Anderson film – “Event Horizon”. AND – WE HAVE GUESTS!!! Yes – we are joined by Brittany Reinholz-Hobson (from episodes of “1001 by 1”) and Joey Rogate (from the Best Picture Cast) to discuss a film on the level of “Blade Runner”…okay…not on the same level – BUT like “Blade Runner” a film that the producers didn’t put their trust in. From “corpsicles” to “blood orgies”, we talk about only the best on this episode - it's coming this Tuesday!
What if I told you that the writer/director of “A Knight’s Tale” teamed up with the stars of that film (Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon, Mark Addy) to make a religious thriller about the seedy underworld of Catholicism? Would you be interested? Of course you would! Now…what if I told you that the film I’m talking about, “The Order” (or possibly “The Sin Eater” depending on the trailer you saw), was absolute garbage? Would you wonder why? Well tune in and you’ll hear all of the answers…or not…because in keeping with the film we watched, we may withhold information from you. Episode drops tomorrow.
Coming at you Tuesday...if you're confused, the movie was released as "The Order".
| Original theatrical trailer for the movie The Sin Eater from 2003 |Starring Heath Ledger, Mark Add &, Shannyn Sossamon .A young priest is sent to Rome to i...
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