The Eternity Archives

08/02/2023

https://shows.acast.com/the-eternity-archives/episodes/episode-48-grand-theft-linda
The teens wrap up their blast from the past. Plus, we discuss how we felt about Kids on Bikes and dive into some character discussion! Hear the secrets our Archivists don't want you to know!

Episode 48: Grand Theft Linda

Listen to Episode 48 - Grand Theft Linda from The Eternity Archives. The teens wrap up their blast from the past. Plus, we discuss how we felt about Kids on Bikes and dive into some character discussion!The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva and features orig...

25/01/2023

We're back from our holiday break for a drive around Sweetgrass! Join us as we relive our teenage years with a little bit of Kids on Bikes!

Episode 47: Fight Lawn

Listen to Episode 47 - Fight Lawn from The Eternity Archives. Linda turns heads. Zen gives a pep talk. Magnolia picks a fight.The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva and features original music arranged by Dorca.You can find our guest host, Cat McDonald, on Tw...

28/09/2022

And we're back! Thanks for bearing with us over the longer-than-expected break. We've got a heck of a Hack the Planet finale for you!

In traditional Cyberpunk fashion, the gang is faced with one last heist and a tough decision... and finally gets some answers.

Join us for Episode 44: We Did It (With Consequences)

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-44-we-did-it-with-consequences/

The team makes tough choices as the secrets of the Library are finally revealed. Plus, we wrap up our discussion of Hack the Planet! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. This chapter features guest host Ember. Find us on Twitter at , or onli...

24/08/2022

Linda enforces vehicular safety. Ryl hurts their gaming hand. Zen brings a sword to a gunfight. Plus, Hope learns what happened to her world!

We're BACK from our (unplanned) break with a bang! The team pulls off a cyberpunk score as we continue our Hack the Planet arc! More car chases, more gunfights, more hacking, more EVERYTHING!

🔫⌨️🏍️Join us for Episode 43: Guy Fieri's Rolls Royce 🏍️⌨️🔫

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-43-guy-fieri-s-rolls-royce/

Linda enforces vehicular safety. Ryl hurts their gaming hand. Zen brings a sword to a gunfight. Plus, Hope learns what happened to her world! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. This chapter features guest host Ember. Find us on Twitter at ...

27/07/2022

We're back for more Cyberpunk action in the futuristic city of New Umbra! Expect mad science, high speed pursuit, stealth hacking, and a bunch of explosions as we play Hack the Planet!

🏍️⌨️🔫Join us in Episode 42- Nothing Personnel, Garfield 🔫⌨️🏍️

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-42-nothing-personnel-garfield/

Zen drives a metal horse into a wall. Ryl causes an existential crisis. Linda leads a heist. Plus, Hope experiences temporal whiplash! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. This chapter features guest host Ember. Find us on Twitter at , or on...

13/07/2022

What's that? You want a cyberpunk game? And you want special guest Ember to return? Well, have I got good new for you!

It's Episode 41 - All Cyber, All Punk!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-41-all-cyber-all-punk/

Chapter 11 is here, and so is returning special guest Ember, here to GM a Hack the Planet adventure! Plus, the team grapples with some big feelings.The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. This chapter features guest host Ember. Find us on Twitter at ...

18/05/2022

It all comes down to this moment-- our Archivists face off against an unimaginable threat. Join us for our finale of What's So Cool About Monster Blood?

🩸🌕💀Episode 40: Silent Pizza Party!💀🌕🩸

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-40-silent-pizza-party/

Ryl makes a choice. Plus, we discuss our What's So Cool About Monster Blood experience! Content Warning: This Chapter contains violence and horror themes, including transformation, body horror, compulsion, and blood. The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. Yo...

10/05/2022

We got in! The Eternity Archives is going to another festival! Catch us at Miami Web Fest later this year!

04/05/2022

We're continuing our arc of What's So Cool About Monster Blood? by Bad Quail Games, with special guest Mikey Zee! What horrors will be uncovered in the catacombs of Vatista? What monstrous truths will be revealed?

Find out in Episode 39: Outside Blood!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-39-outside-blood

04/05/2022

Calling all artists, musicians, podcasters, designers, anyone! Are you a creator in the TTRPG sphere?

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🌈During the event, Rainbow Roll Fest will be collecting donations for Mermaids. Purchasing ad space helps us pay our tech support staff to make sure we can put on an amazing event!

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20/04/2022

Our Archivists feel the siren song of the monster blood as they begin to journey through Vatista. We're continuing our arc of What's So Cool About Monster Blood? by Bad Quail Games, with special guest Mikey Zee!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-38-peer-pressure/

Ryl does a party trick. Zen is in the splash zone. Linda is a bad influence. Plus, Damon makes a connection! Content Warning: This Chapter contains violence and horror themes, including transformation, body horror, compulsion, and blood. The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca...

06/04/2022

It's time for Chapter Ten! Today we talk about zine games and dive into What's So Cool About Monster Blood? by Bad Quail Games, with special guest Mikey Zee!

🩸🌕💀 Join us as we answer the call of the blood in Episode 37: Weird Ohio Things 💀🌕🩸

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-37-weird-ohio-things/

We're back with Chapter 10, and this time around we're playing What's So Cool About Monster Blood? with special guest Mikey Zee! Plus, the gang does some stress baking-- and stress eating!The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. You can find our guest host, Mi...

23/03/2022

We all love playing games, but did you know that we design them too? Come join us as we discuss game design basics, what we've learned from the games we've played on the show, and tips for designing your own games!

Join us for our TEA Time between arcs!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/tea-time-6-game-design/

09/03/2022

Today we say goodbye to Pitter, Patter, and The Wildsea. Will our Archivists get the baby leviathan home without further complication? Then, we discuss our thoughts on the game!

🌳🌸🌲 Join us for Episode 36: Spiky Godzilla 🌲🌸🌳

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-36-spiky-godzilla/?token=7a0408f2e2dee6802b95059da70cb541

Zen, Ryl, Linda, and Isa get on the same page. Plus, we discuss what we liked and didn't like about the world of Wildsea! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. You can find our guest host, Alex Penland, on Twitter at or at their website, www.al...

23/02/2022

We're back on the treetops, gang! In our third session of The Wildsea, we take a couple breathers and make a couple friends-- but the clock is still ticking on that leviathan egg! Join us on our expedition!

Episode 35: Lay a Cocoon

theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-35-lay-a-cocoon/

18/02/2022

The Eternity Archives is participating in RAINBOW ROLL FEST, an online podcast festival coming THIS JUNE!

Rainbow Roll Fest will showcase a variety of LGBTQIA+ Actual Play podcasts and raise donations for Mermaids, a charity benefitting trans youth.

If YOU have an LGBTQIA led Actual Play, or know someone who does, encourage them to apply to RAINBOW ROLL FEST today!

https://www.rainbowrollfest.com/

09/02/2022

Ready for more Wildsea? We're diving right into the world today, setting out for adventure across the treetops with special guest Alex Penland! Strange encounters and giant insects await!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-34-the-size-of-a-moose/

Linda names a pet. Zen leads the groupchat. Ryl does an ally-oop. Plus, Issa strategizes! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. You can find our guest host, Alex Penland, on Twitter at or at their website, www.alexpenland.com Find us on Twitter...

26/01/2022

Can you be-leaf we're already at Chapter 9? Join our Archivist tree-o as they venture into Wildsea with special guest Alex Penland. What a tree-t!

Episode 33: Spiders in a Trenchcoat

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-33-spiders-in-a-trenchcoat

We're back with Chapter 9, and this time around we're playing the highly imaginative Wildsea with special guest Alex Penland! Plus, Ryl, Zen, and Linda share a secret. The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. You can find our guest host, Alex Penland, on Twitt...

12/01/2022

It's a big one this week, gang! We hit our funding goal, and that means we're releasing CHAPTER ZERO! This is our VERY FIRST team adventure, our fully edited unaired pilot, NOW AIRED in three parts!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/chapter-zero-part-1

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/chapter-zero-part-2

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/chapter-zero-part-3

Thanks to our generous Ko-fi donors, we've remastered our very first recording session and released it for your listening pleasure! Join your three favorite Archivists as they meet for the first time and take on the legendary Mines of Phandelver together in this three-part bonus Chapter! The Eternit...

15/12/2021

What waits for us in the darkness? Will our Archivists find their way home? Will they ever be the same?

Find out in our DUNGEON BI***ES finale!

Episode 32: Emotional Hugging It Out

CW: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game materials of Dungeon Bi***es contain gore, nudity, and sexuality. This arc will touch on themes of grief, trauma, sexuality, mental illness, and violence.

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-32-emotional-hugging-it-out/

Zen, Ryl, and Linda have inadequacies. Plus, we discuss how we felt about Dungeon Bi***es, playing GMless, and diving into some deep dark character work!

02/12/2021

Good news, sticker fans - we have a holiday sale going on right now! Everything is 50% off, including our NEW rentacles design! This is your last chance to grab these designs before they become supporter/giveaway exclusives, so get them while they're hot!

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Support The Eternity Archives on Ko-fi

01/12/2021

Our Archivists are together again. For the better? Probably not, this is Dungeon Bi***es.

Tune in now to Episode 31: Bad Time Library!

CW: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game materials of Dungeon Bi***es contain gore, nudity, and sexuality. This arc will touch on themes of grief, trauma, sexuality, mental illness, and violence.

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-31-bad-time-library/

Linda takes another look. Zen gets a bite. Ryl sees a friend. The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. Content Warning: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly the sorts of trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game mater...

17/11/2021

Our Archivists have found themselves separated in a strange and unsettling Library. All we have to fear... is the darkness within ourselves.

Join us as we brave Dungeon Bi***es once again in Episode 30: Bonsey Wonesies

Content Warning: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly the sorts of trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game materials of Dungeon Bi***es contain gore, nudity, and sexuality. This arc will likely touch on themes of grief, trauma, sexuality, mental illness, and violence.

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-30-bonesy-wonesies/

Zen does a violence. Ryl practices safety skills. Linda meets some familiar friends. Content Warning: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly the sorts of trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game materials of Dungeon Bi***es contain gore, nudity, and sexualit...

03/11/2021

For Chapter 9, we're diving into the harsh and eldritch world of Dungeon Bi***es!

What dark secrets will be uncovered? What trauma will we inflict on our characters in our first GMless game? And how do we feel about the word 'bitch'?

Content Warning: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly the sorts of trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game materials of Dungeon Bi***es contain gore, nudity, and sexuality. This arc will likely touch on themes of grief, trauma, sexuality, mental illness, and violence.

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-29-sesh/

Chapter 9 is here and we're talking (and playing) Dungeon Bi***es! Plus, Ryl, Zen, and Linda have a sleepover. Content Warning: This Chapter contains themes of trauma, particularly the sorts of trauma experienced by q***r people of marginalized genders. The game materials of Dungeon Bi***es contain....

20/10/2021

Time to spill some TEA! The team answers YOUR questions about everything from Library lore to hot food takes-- and it gets a LITTLE spicy.

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/tea-time-5-qa-spicy-edition

We're back with another Q&A episode, and we chat about everything from overdue Library books to teacups. Come for the questions, stay for the surprisingly hot takes!   The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva.  Fi...

06/10/2021

Back in Amylte with guest GM Cat! Uh-oh, seems like the Baron is getting awfully close to figuring out that pulse rifle...

Check out our Heroic Chord finale! Episode 28: The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-28-the-ol-razzle-dazzle/

Linda, Zen, Ryl, and Magnolia party down. Plus, we discuss our memories and thoughts on Heroic Chord! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. Editing assistance by Nikki at Beholder to No One, who you can find on ...

01/10/2021

Despite what Bappy says, their notes are excellent! You could easily run your own Monster of the Week campaign with these.

Get these notes in full, character sheets, and other fun goodies for just $5 a month on our ko-fi! For just $1 a month, you can join us on discord and get a shout out in the show!

https://ko-fi.com/theeternityarchives/tiers

22/09/2021

Time to cast some SPELLS!
Guest GM Cat continues to guide our Archivists through the world of Amylte, and the dangers of the Goathome Veldt.

Magic and mystery abound in Episode 27: Here Comes The Knife!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-27-here-comes-the-knife

Ryl breaks into the tool kit. Linda plays a power cord. Zen does a throwback. Plus, it’s all right!  The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. Editing assistance by Nikki at Beholder to No One, who you can find on Twi...

19/09/2021

Award Winning Podcast The Eternity Archives!!!

17/09/2021

We’re at the New Jersey Web Festival this weekend! The Eternity Archives is up for two awards: Best Premise and Outstanding Actual Play (Non D&D). Wish us luck for our screening!

08/09/2021

What will we find, out on the Goathome Veldt? Wonders... or Horrors?

Join us for the next installment of our Heroic Chord chapter, with special guest GM Cat.

Episode 26: Butterfly Screams

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-26-butterfly-screams/

Ryl goes for a run. Linda moms. Zen gets to do magic. Plus, Magnolia makes a deal! The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. Editing assistance by Nikki at Beholder to No One, who you can find on Twitter ...

01/09/2021

Do you love The Eternity Archives? Do you want to support the show AND get access to exclusive TEA content?? Then have we got news for you! Our ✨Supporter Membership Tiers✨are now live on Ko-fi!

Supporter Membership Tiers work just like a Patreon - find the monthly support amount that works best for you and get access to all sorts of neat goodies! You can view all of our Tiers by following the link below!

Launching these new Supporter Tiers is a great way for us to share some really cool stuff with our awesome fans, and we're really excited to show you everything we've been working on!

Of course, if you can't swing a monthly donation right now, no sweat - we appreciate one-time donations too, or reviews on your favorite podcatcher! Thanks so much for your support - we ❤️ you!

https://ko-fi.com/theeternityarchives/tiers

25/08/2021

Chapter 7 is here, and we're playing Heroic Chord with the help of our first ever guest GM, Cat, visiting from our sibling podcast Sword of Symphonies!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-25-zone-of-roof/

Chapter 7 is here, and we're playing Heroic Chord with the help of our first ever guest GM, Cat, visiting from our sibling podcast Sword of Symphonies! Plus, Ryl, Zen, and Linda are very normal.   The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Do...

11/08/2021

We've come a long way, haven't we? This TEA Time is a look back on the past year in review. Come listen to us discuss our favorite moments, and perhaps some hints of what we have planned for the future!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/tea-time-4-retrospective/

Happy 1 year anniversary to The Eternity Archives! To celebrate, Bappy, Dorca, and Ziva chat about what they've learned, their favorite moments so far, and the future of TEA!...

28/07/2021

Crossover time! Are you ready to rumble?

In this VERY special 2-part episode, Linda teams up with some of the cast and crew from other shows on the Be Gay Roll Dice podcast network. The game? An interdimensional wresting tournament! Iconic monsters from across tabletop systems, superpowered punches and more await you in the realm of MALISTENT THE MAGNIFICENT in this Pride Month One-Shot!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/crossovers-and-combobreakers-part-1/

HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! In this very special episode with guest stars from the Be Gay Roll Dice network, adventurers from across multiple realities are drawn together to take part in an interdimensional wresting tournament! Icon...

14/07/2021

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Auranger!

Auranger who?

Auranger excited to listen to our Henshin! finale?

Check out the thrilling conclusion to Chapter Six-- Episode 24: Knock Knock!

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-24-knock-knock/

Linda, Zen, and Hope fight a flap-flap. Ryl goes to a tavern on purpose. Plus, we discuss the ups and downs of playing Henshin!   The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. This chapter features guest host Ember. Find ...

06/07/2021

To celebrate our Pod-iversary, we're doing a GIVEAWAY!
-Two lucky folks will win a full set of our TEA stickers
-One Grand Prize Winner will get a full set of stickers AND a hard copy of one of the games we've played - pick your favorite!

Details and entry information in the attached tweet!

https://twitter.com/thearchivespod/status/1412427573297025027?s=20

“To celebrate our Pod-iversary, we're doing a ✨GIVEAWAY✨ Two lucky folks will win a full set of our TEA stickers, and our grand prize winner will get a full set of stickers AND a hard copy of one of the games we've played - pick your favorite! Entry info below! 👇”

02/07/2021

We are thrilled to announce that The Eternity Archives was selected for New Jersey Web Festival!!
Congrats to all the entrants - we're in with some great shows, and we can't wait for the festival in September!

30/06/2021

For a game called Henshin!, we sure haven't done much transforming yet, huh? Let's change that. Magical Girl Transformation Sequences abound in this one! The episode so nice they named it twice.

Linda has a theory. Zen does a big kicky. Ryl reflects on Dezzy. Plus, Ember almost gets banned from the podcast!

Episode 23: Aurientation, or Shark Hand Hook Hand Car Door

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-23-aurientation-or-shark-hand-hook-hand-car-door/

The episode so nice they named it twice. Linda has a theory. Zen does a big kicky. Ryl reflects on Dezzy. Plus, Ember almost gets banned from the podcast!   The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva.This chapter featur...

16/06/2021

🏴‍☠️+ 🦄 = Henshin!
We've gotta see where this goes, right?
Dive in and join our Archivists for some diceless Power Rangers action, embarrassment, and attitude.

Episode 22: Drinking Utensils

https://www.theeternityarchives.com/e/episode-22-drinking-utensils/

Linda embarrasses a catboy. Zen wrestles a horse. Ryl has the deets. Plus, Hope does some SICK STUNTS!   The Eternity Archives is hosted, produced, and edited by Dorca, Bappy, and Ziva. This chapter features guest host Ember. Find us on Twitter at ...