The Jericho Joe

03/12/2021

“Rejoice with me; I have found my lost cryptocurrency wallet seed phrase.” 🤑

SILLICON VALLEY, CA — A local woman is in good spirits today after regaining access to a cryptocurrency wallet in which she had stored 10 Bitcoins, worth over half a million dollars based on today’s BTC valuation of $54,761 per coin. “It’s not like I just lost ten silver coins or something e...

06/12/2020

Woke fact-checkers in 2020 be like: “Did God really say that?” 🤨

Independent omniscient fact-checkers have not evaluated the claims in this article.

03/12/2020

Nothing to see here. 🥱 Just a little that has absolutely nothing to do with America at all, despite the disclaimer that might show up below. 🇮🇱

"Son of man, can these bones vote from the grave?”

01/12/2020

Quite frankly, it shouldn’t have taken a pandemic to figure this one out.

29/11/2020

Stay safe from conviction, everyone! 😬🙌

“Everyone deserves to believe their political views are the most Biblical.”

28/11/2020

What other songs do you think would be cleared for singing in church? ✅

Not all songs spread airborne particles equally.

27/11/2020

Just a reminder, is a great time to shop at Hobby Lobby. Sunday is not. Plan ahead! 😁🎨🧶

"As a Christian, what does it say about the condition of my soul if I didn't even realize it was Sunday?"

26/11/2020

Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t be this guy...👇

What other choice did he have?

25/11/2020

2020 has been long enough. Why not cue up ‘Auld Lang Syne’ in November? 🥂🎉🗓

2020 has been long enough. Why not cue up ‘Auld Lang Syne’ in November?

24/11/2020

What other choice did he have? 🦃

What other choice did he have?

22/11/2020

Here’s one you didn’t learn about in Sunday School. 🙏

Official sources claim the Israelites are expected to return to regular pyramid-building duties on Monday.

21/11/2020

“Everyone deserves to believe their political views are the most Biblical.” ✅👍💯👏

“Everyone deserves to believe their political views are the most Biblical.”

20/11/2020

What will they think of next? 😘❌⭕️

If you thought the stale manna challenge was bad, this new youth trend will really make you want to break the tablets.

19/11/2020

Can the Ten Commandments survive in the modern world? 📖🧐

Cancel culture strikes again.

18/11/2020

Some shows are worth postponing the rapture for. 🙏📺🍿

Because everybody knows you can’t watch TV in Heaven.

17/11/2020

“Son of man, can these bones vote from the grave?” ☠️✅

"Son of man, can these bones vote from the grave?”

16/11/2020

How soon is too soon for Christmas music? Which songs are the exception for you? 🌟🎶❄️

Multiple witnesses have claimed she was clearly listening to 'O Holy Night' in October.

15/11/2020

Not all songs spread airborne particles equally. 😷🦠

Not all songs spread airborne particles equally.

14/11/2020

PSA: Don’t let this happen to you. Do your shopping today—not tomorrow. 😧

"As a Christian, what does it say about the condition of my soul if I didn't even realize it was Sunday?"

13/11/2020

TRUE: Fact-checkers are the ultimate authority on truth.

Independent omniscient fact-checkers have not evaluated the claims in this article.

10/11/2020

Official sources have never ever been wrong. That’s why they’re called official. 🙌

Official sources claim the Israelites are expected to return to regular pyramid-building duties on Monday.

08/11/2020

Who else can relate? Shhh—we won’t tell anyone. 🤫

Do not forsake the gathering of the saints... unless you’re an introvert.

06/11/2020

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06/11/2020

Who’s hungry for some blessings? 😋🙌🥪

Finally! A celebrity-branded meal for Christian families and their children and their children and their children.

02/11/2020

This really has no place in a civilized society. 😤🎄

Multiple witnesses have claimed she was clearly listening to 'O Holy Night' in October.

30/10/2020

! But first let us celebrate the other guy’s day. 🕷🕸

After all, no harm ever came from merely opening doors, physical or spiritual.

27/10/2020

What an ordeal! 😱

"As a Christian, what does it say about the condition of my soul if I didn't even realize it was Sunday?"

26/10/2020

Throwback to the original 🪑

Candidates reportedly questioned on pre-trib post-trib rapture, predestination, and their scroll translation of choice.

25/10/2020

Finally! A celebrity-branded meal for Christian families and their children and their children and their children. 🙏🥪🐤

Finally! A celebrity-branded meal for Christian families and their children and their children and their children.

21/10/2020

As a Christian, what is your tactic of choice for dominating online debates with strangers? Tame or flame? 😇🤬

He missed an opportunity to use a four letter combo modifier, but he hopes to get there with more practice.

19/10/2020

Do not forsake the gathering of the saints… unless you’re an introvert. 😟

Do not forsake the gathering of the saints... unless you’re an introvert.

18/10/2020

Happy Sunday, everyone! May today’s sermons be as hot as your coffee. ☕️🔥

“God will never give us more than we can handle, but this was just too much.”

17/10/2020

If you thought the stale manna challenge was bad, this new youth trend will really make you want to break the tablets. 🤯

If you thought the stale manna challenge was bad, this new youth trend will really make you want to break the tablets.

17/10/2020

Disciple candidates were reportedly questioned on pre-trib post-trib rapture, predestination, and their scroll translation of choice. 🪑

Candidates reportedly questioned on pre-trib post-trib rapture, predestination, and their scroll translation of choice.

16/10/2020

PSA: To everyone to jumped on recently, make sure you reactivate soon. You never know when you’ll need to be ready to send that message again! 👍

As the dust settles from the latest mass cancellation of several popular video streaming services, thousands of boycotters across the nation are beginning the tiring process of reactivating their accounts so they can be ready to cancel them again the next time one of their favorite streaming service...

16/10/2020

It’s incredible to see how quickly this prayer movement was mobilized, all things considered. 🙏

Because everybody knows you can’t watch TV in Heaven.

15/10/2020

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