21/06/2021
I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to crash
and there were only four parachutes in the plane.
Meanwhile there were five people in the plane. The
first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm
the best footballer, I can't die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko
Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm
too young to die". So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was MUHAMMADU BUHARI and he
said: " I'm an APC flag bearer so I
can't die now, I need to win JONAH ". So he took
one and left. Then it was left with JONATHAN and a
little school girl. JONATHAN said to the little girl" take
the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little
girl replied no need for that "there are two
parachutes left. JONATHAN asked her: "How come?"
The little girl replied: Buhari took my
school bag" thinking it was a parachute. Please don't
laugh alone, Lol 😄😄