The Daily Wafer

23/06/2022

Local church caught running a lucrative underground Chick-Fil-A sauce network!

https://dailywafer.com/church-busted-for-running-underground-chick-fil-a-sauce-network/

Local church caught running a lucrative underground sauce network.

26/05/2022

25/05/2022

Mountpraise coming in with fresh original lyrics!

https://dailywafer.com/rave-reviews-for-new-christian-worship-song-with-totally-original-lyrics/

Mountpraise really outdid themselves with this new worship song with totally original lyrics.

22/05/2022

Truly a tragedy.

22/05/2022

What an amazing opportunity for fellowship!

https://dailywafer.com/progressive-and-conservative-christians-find-common-ground-in-taking-verses-out-of-context/

Progressive and conservative Christians are often at odds with each other, but a new study could change that.

22/05/2022

Joel Osteen needs a private jet, so he will start selling NFTs.

https://dailywafer.com/joel-osteen-to-start-selling-nfts/

18/05/2022

Need a new pastor? Then look no further than Rent-a-Preacher!

https://dailywafer.com/rent-a-preacher-the-new-tool-for-picking-the-perfect-pastor/

Need a new pastor? Then look no further than Rent-a-Preacher!

13/05/2022

Big changes are ahead for The Daily Wafer. Here's a little preview... 👀👀👀

12/05/2022

Very brave of the Williams family!

https://dailywafer.com/church-sends-missionary-family-to-nearby-neighborhood/

The Williams family was just like any other homeschooling family. But their life was recently flipped upside down.

11/05/2022

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Pastor used 3 verses in his sermon! Incredible!

https://dailywafer.com/pastor-breaks-personal-record-of-most-verses-used-in-sermon-by-quoting-3/

Pastor James Jefferson quoted 3 different verses during his sermon, breaking a personal record.

09/05/2022

The Daily Wafer might be the new kid on the block but we're serious about our satire.

08/05/2022

This one's a real stinker.

https://dailywafer.com/boys-cabin-at-bible-camp-deemed-biohazard-epa-called-to-clean-up-mess/

Boys Cabin at Bible Camp Deemed Biohazard, EPA Called to Clean Up Mess Breaking News 2 May 8, 2022 by Zackery Kruger Men in hazmat suits were spotted at Cedar Lake Bible Camp sometime during the afternoon yesterday. They entered the camp during chapel time to avoid disruption, but it ended up being....

08/05/2022

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08/05/2022

Get on it, lads.

07/05/2022

I'm working overtime to churn out essential guides that will help pastors everywhere. Here's one about updating your appearance. You'll thank me later, pastors.

https://dailywafer.com/the-modern-preachers-appearance-checklist/

The Modern Preacher’s Appearance Checklist Guides 5 May 7, 2022 by Zackery Kruger Preaching on Sundays is a big deal. Your appearance should be a big deal too. But how do you know if your Sunday Best is good enough? Read this checklist to see if you’re up to standards. Ripped up, holey skinny je...

07/05/2022

The very first post for The Daily Wafer! Here's a handy guide for pastors wanting to design their church's website.

https://dailywafer.com/the-ultimate-pastors-guide-for-designing-your-church-website/

The ULTIMATE Pastor’s Guide For Designing Your Church Website Guides 49 May 7, 2022 by Zackery Kruger It’s 2022. Everyone has a website. Well, except for your church. Setting up a website can be a daunting and confusing task. But do not be anxious any longer, dear pastor! I’ve assembled a set ...