Serious Thoughts

08/03/2024

I be on Snapchat using it like it’s my actual camera, I forget that the actual camera app even exists 💀

04/03/2024

The biggest lesson EMPLOYMENT has taught me is:

1. HR is not there to protect you. They are there to protect the company.
2. Document EVERYTHING.
3. Food is not a reward for hard work.
4. Do the bare minimum, or you'll get rewarded MORE work.
5. Use them sick/ vacation time/ PTO.
6. Everyone is replaceable.
7. Keep them emails.
8. Your family is more important than any job.
9. Some of your coworkers secretly hate you.
10. Never stay at one job longer than 4 years unless the pay increase is substantial.
11. Don’t let them promote you in title but not in compensation.
12. Keep your personal life private. Do not overshare.

22/02/2024

‘CAn I bOrRoW yOuR iD tHiS wEeKeNd?xx’ no hun you’re 16

21/02/2024

Onlyfans but its me paintballing crackheads at 3:00am

26/01/2024

If you get goose bumps that means a goose is near by and he’s coming for you

08/12/2023

I'm not paying 5k for a dog unless it's Brian Griffin

05/12/2023

03/12/2023

rockstar is about to hit us with a 7 sec trailer saying: gta 6, coming 2028

17/11/2023

sorry im a fortnite zero build player

08/11/2023

Did everybody’s parents make another sibling 10yrs later
😭😭😭

02/11/2023

WELP, ANOTHER DAY I DIDN’T USE a²+b²=c²

20/10/2023

i think my mom bought me off Wish

18/10/2023

be there
or
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🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

15/10/2023

People are saying KSI won, people are saying Tommy won, but in the end I won, because I didn’t pay for the fight.

06/10/2023

misplacing my phone is always bad for me because when people are like "do you want me to call it?" no. it's always on silent. always. not even vibrate. silent

17/09/2023

Fellas will abandon their own child but fight for full custody of an XL Bully

18/07/2023

True😂😂

16/07/2023

😂😂😂😂😂😂

14/06/2023

I love asking 7 different people for advice and then doing what I want

05/06/2023

If your MOM mean everything to you heart this❤️🫶🏽🤞🏽

04/06/2023

hate it when my phone dies instead of me

28/05/2023

I partied like I was 21 when I was 14, that’s why I don’t do anything fun now💀

14/05/2023

goin back to yo ex is like reheatin mcdonald's fries.

don't do that s**t.

30/01/2023

"i just told you 2 minutes ago"

i do not control the remember

10/01/2023

Normalize deleting people off your social media accounts that don’t clap for you, has secret animosity towards you, don’t like you, only likes to debate when they don’t agree but don’t like nothing else. It’s not being scary or weird, it’s removing anything disrupting your peace your surroundings should be rooting for u keep the vibe clean✨🤞🏻

25/12/2022

men only invented pool tables so we could watch eachother bend over

24/12/2022

2023 already not my year