Chickens Can't See Cubes

24/01/2022

It is a sad, sad day, because it is the last episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes. Chris has emptied out the Munchausen Institute's fact vault for one final, quick fire barrage of totally true facts that have not been made up. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-82-Chickens-Cant-See-the-End-of-Chickens-Cant-See-Cubes-e1db6b7

Join host Piper Dawes and Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, for the final episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes.

22/01/2022

It's with a heavy heart that we announce that Monday's episode will be the final episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes. So join us as Chris empties the Institute's fact vault for a quick fire splurge of totally true facts.

04/01/2022

As promised in yesterday's episode, here are some examples of the BEAUTIFUL hand drawn Panini football stickers you can buy to complete your collection.

03/01/2022

Did parliament really employ a wizard? What happens when smugglers can't smuggle? Where do Poseidon Adventure superfans go on holiday? How can you complete your football sticker collection? Find the answers to these questions in this week's fantastically factual episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-79-Chickens-Cant-See-the-Poseidon-Adventure-Adventure-Cruise-e1ccni1

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about state sorcerers, smuggler smuggling, cruise-based cruises, and football fan art.

02/01/2022

01/01/2022

Did you know that there is a cruise based on cruise-based disaster film The Poseidon Adventure? Learn more about this, and three other totally true facts, in the first episode of 2022, out Monday. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

27/12/2021

Remember when a Trump supporter stormed the wrong Capitol building? Or when anti-vaxxers took truth serum? Or when Jeff Bezos came back from space early? Or the news about Boris Johnson's kids' illegal Christmas party? Relive the defining facts of 2021 in the End of Year special. You probably could have made it up, but we didn't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-78-Chickens-Cant-See-the-End-of-2021-e1c2ha9

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about the facts that defined 2021, like a perplexed protester, veracious anti-vaxxers, Earth-bound billionaires, and entertaining infinity.

25/12/2021

Merry Christmas from Chickens Can't See Cubes. Build a classist snowman, stick a replica of Boris Johnson's head on a stick, get a load of crocodile stuff, and celebrate that time Jesus knocked herself up by listening to our Christmas special.

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-77-Chickens-Cant-See-the-2021-Christmas-Special-feat--the-Church-of-the-Time-Travelling-Jesus-e1bsngq

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about noble snowmen, a time travelling Jesus, forbidden festivities, and a very crocodilian Christmas in the Chickens Can't See Cubes Christmas special.

24/12/2021

23/12/2021

Did you know that anti-vaxxers took truth serum rather than the vaccine? Learn the hilarious consequences in next week's end of 2021 special. We probably could make it up, but we didn't. Honest!

21/12/2021

20/12/2021

Can snowmen be posh? What if Jesus his was own mum and dad? How did they defy Cromwell's ban on Christmas? Are crocodiles Christmasy? Discover the answers to these festive questions in this year's totally true Christmas special. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-77-Chickens-Cant-See-the-2021-Christmas-Special-feat--the-Church-of-the-Time-Travelling-Jesus-e1bsngq

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about noble snowmen, a time travelling Jesus, forbidden festivities, and a very crocodilian Christmas in the Chickens Can't See Cubes Christmas special.

18/12/2021

Did you know that some Christians believe that Jesus was his own dad? How? Because of time travel! Learn more about this, and three other festive facts, in next week's Christmas special.

13/12/2021

How many places can a queen be buried? How did hippies come down at Woodstock? Are there any meerkat celebrities (other than that one)? Do farmers do fancy dress? Found out the answers to these questions in this week's totally true episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-76-Chickens-Cant-See-the-954-Elgiva-Tour-e1bjom9

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about multiple mausoleums, zonked zoos, meerkat celebrities, and fancy dress farmers.

06/12/2021

SBOs? The Department of Opposites? Underpants in the Sistine Chapel? A gameshow for birds? Learn all about these in this week's fantastically factual episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-75-Chickens-Cant-See-the-Department-of-Opposites-e1b905m

05/12/2021

Did you know that there is a Department of Opposites, tasked with determining the opposite of everything? As usual, the concept causes some confusion. Learn more about this, and three other totally true facts, in tomorrow's episode.

29/11/2021

Postal workers writing letters? A finishing school for cats? The most annoying person in the world? Prams kidnapping babies? Learn all about these totally true facts in this week's exhilaratingly educational episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-74-Chickens-Cant-See-the-Most-Annoying-Person-in-the-World-e1asudj

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about mailman missives, feline finishing schools, aggravating awards, and sinister strollers.

28/11/2021

Did you know that there is an annual competition to determine the most annoying person in the world? The winners better hope they never meet Piper...

Learn more about this, and three other totally true facts, in tomorrow's episode.

23/11/2021

22/11/2021

Bacon sandwiches banned? Rules for queueing? Experimental animals unionising? A stockpile of jaffa cakes? Find out about all of these in this week's fascinatingly factual episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-73-Chickens-Cant-See-Queuey-Queueis-and-the-Queues-e1ajilt

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about banned butties, querulous queuers, experimental unions, and snack stockpiles.

15/11/2021

Is any child not Boris Johnson's? Pogs or Tazos? Who would sponsor a gladiator? Did we lose the Queen? Found out the answers to these important questions in this week's astonishingly accurate episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest!

https://anchor.fm/chickenscantseecubes/episodes/Episode-72-Chickens-Cant-See-the-Best-Queen-Lookalike-in-the-Business-e1a0a14

Join Piper Dawes as she talks with Christopher Parr, the director of the Munchausen Institute for Totally Real Research, about Boris' babes, milk cap combat, commercialised combatants, and Liz lookalikes.

14/11/2021

Did you know that they lost the Queen in a group of Queen lookalikes? Why would they even engineer such an absurd (but certainly not made-up) scenario? Found out in tomorrow's episode.