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Republicans caused the Nashville shooting. Here's how.
30/03/2023

Republicans caused the Nashville shooting. Here's how.

As the nation continues to mourn the tragic loss of life in the recent Nashville school shooting, questions have been raised about the role of mental health care, specifically gender-affirming care, in preventing such tragedies.

We're getting a lot of hate for simply pointing out that a trans person is valid no matter what they do. We are not cond...
29/03/2023

We're getting a lot of hate for simply pointing out that a trans person is valid no matter what they do. We are not condoning the tragedy but we need to prevent more.

1.) Ban guns NOW
2.) Respect trans folx so they don't feel the need to commit acts of violence to be heard.

Here's why "rizz" is demeaning towards women
24/02/2023

Here's why "rizz" is demeaning towards women

Feminists are finally calling out misogyny in slang terms like rizz and not bowing down to pressure to remain silent.

Here's why the US adding a new sales tax to fund Ukraine helps everyone
24/02/2023

Here's why the US adding a new sales tax to fund Ukraine helps everyone

As selfish US citizens criticize the aid we give to Ukraine, it is time to bake in our funding of their war into our tax code so we don't have to worry about it anymore.

Inside the Ohio disaster: why we need to ban trains now
17/02/2023

Inside the Ohio disaster: why we need to ban trains now

The Ohio train derailment has brought the modern rail system into question.

Time to drop the ball: Earth dies if beef stays legal
20/01/2023

Time to drop the ball: Earth dies if beef stays legal

Letting conservatives keep their cattle is going to kill us all and we no longer have time to get their little brains on board.

17/01/2023

Dear men: women really are Chess Grandmasters, too.

Insider interview reveals alleged transphobic culture in Harry Potter Legacy development
13/01/2023

Insider interview reveals alleged transphobic culture in Harry Potter Legacy development

A person who claims to have inside knowledge of Harry Potter Legacy development shares allegations of a transphobic climate and it's shocking - or is it?

Russian jets have been confirmed as the source of explosions at a NATO air force base in Lithuania
18/11/2022

Russian jets have been confirmed as the source of explosions at a NATO air force base in Lithuania

At 6:56 AM Eastern European Standard Time, Šiauliai Air Base in Lithuania was bombed, with casualties unknown. An unknown number of casualties has been

6 reasons why it's good that Biden expanded domestic surveillance
08/10/2022

6 reasons why it's good that Biden expanded domestic surveillance

So what if Biden rescinded protections against government surveillance? We should trust the government with the ability to get ahead of scandals and whistleblowers.

Why progressive America needs Islam
08/10/2022

Why progressive America needs Islam

What is the solution to a world dominated by christo-facism? It is simple: the answer is Islam.

Queen Elizabeth's health concerns paves way for her rightful successor, Queen Meghan
08/09/2022

Queen Elizabeth's health concerns paves way for her rightful successor, Queen Meghan

Earlier Thursday, the royal family announced the monarch was “under medical supervision.”

Stranger Things: Eddie Munson Was the Gay Icon We Didn't Deserve
07/07/2022

Stranger Things: Eddie Munson Was the Gay Icon We Didn't Deserve

The first "Will is kind of definitely gay, kind of" moment arrives in episode eight when Will finally reveals what's in his secret painting. And yes, it's

If everyone stops driving for one week, we can flatten the gas price curve
01/07/2022

If everyone stops driving for one week, we can flatten the gas price curve

Experts from the Biden Administration have come up with a familiar plan that they promise will work better this time.

26/04/2022

Shaun King protested Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter by deleting it for almost 24 hours

26/04/2022

Elon Musk threatened to shoot minorities and women after buying Twitter, says source

01/04/2022

Is Will Smith the hero that womxn need?

5 budgeting tips so you can donate to both BLM and Ukraine despite rising cost of living
31/03/2022

5 budgeting tips so you can donate to both BLM and Ukraine despite rising cost of living

It can get pretty exhausting, specifically on your wallet, to support everyone and everything that makes it into the news. Let us give back with some tips.

Womyn need to “get their f**king a** up and work” according to hardworking Kim Kardashian
30/03/2022

Womyn need to “get their f**king a** up and work” according to hardworking Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian, renowned for her hard work ethic, especially when it comes to doctoring photos of herself, has dropped a groundbreaking nuclear bomb of truth and facts square on the heads of womyn worldwide: it’s time to start working.

Is Will Smith the hero that we womxn all need?
28/03/2022

Is Will Smith the hero that we womxn all need?

Will Smith stood up for women's rights and the honor of us all last night. It wasn't just about him. It was about us - it was about me.

Trump caused the high gas prices and here's why
16/03/2022

Trump caused the high gas prices and here's why

It’s time for voters to recognize who's really to blame for your problems, Republicans and Trump must be held accountable for their sins.

Biden may add TikTok stars to the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sources say Tina Mironov  It's no secret that we live in a soci...
13/03/2022

Biden may add TikTok stars to the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sources say
Tina Mironov

It's no secret that we live in a society that is fundamentally different today than it was 20, 10, even 5 years ago. Social Media is essentially the biggest part of the average citizen's life.

A staggering 1.1 billion people use the platform Tik Tok, according to their own statistics.

The Biden administration, despite having the oldest person in America as president, is very hip with current times and trends.

That's why they used a Tik Tok star to help push vaccinations in August of 2021.

https://www.tiktok.com//video/6994499025424682246?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id7070211359762007595

Yes, that 'person' represented the United States government. The press secretary helped make the video. This is where we are at.

Then, in a noble effort to undermine themselves, it was revealed that Biden's administration is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine.

According to the New York post,

"On Thursday afternoon, 30 top TikTok stars gathered on a Zoom call to receive key information about the war unfolding in Ukraine. National Security Council staffers and White House press secretary Jen Psaki briefed the influencers about the United States’ strategic goals in the region and answered questions on distributing aid to Ukrainians, working with NATO and how the United States would react to a Russian use of nuclear weapons."

The White House has claimed that it is because they are wanting to get information out to people on a platform they already get their news.

Yes, Biden and his super star administration have determined that people are getting news from Tik Tok and that there's a way to enlist TikTok stars (who do coordinated group dances) to disseminate critical information and, dare we say it, a narrative.

Instead of attempting to stop further deterioration of our society and youth that are addicted to the harmful social media platforms, Biden's administration decided that if Americans are going to have short attention spans then they should lean into it.

Perhaps it can be a positive thing for the government to condone and encourage the trend of young people fighting for attention online, pursuing a never-ending lust for popularity and fame instead of doing anything useful or fulfilling with their lives. The government often gets it right anyways!

Some conservatives and people with common sense say that it is just a fruitless and out of touch effort by the Democrats to turn up the heat on families across the nation by utilizing the people who are the most likely to think the Democratic platform and policies are helping - teenagers.

Democratic leaders have continued to deny concerns that giving more power to less experienced and younger people would hurt the country, so long as they vote Democrat.

Now, our sources indicate that the White House has decided to turn it up a notch. If their ancient dinosaurs Pelosi and Biden can't make their point, then they need an army of teenagers and that army needs a general.

According to our insiders, House Democrats have proposed that America get with the times and acknowledge that social media is a powerful and useful tool because it usually leads to ignorant, narcissistic, lazy and unhappy people - a Democratic voter.

After Pelosi attempted to recruit from MySpace and then Friendster, Jen Psaki was tapped to lean into her important contacts within the TikTok influencer space and find someone to help make security decisions in the country because nobody knows what the f**k is going on anymore and its worth a shot.

Our trustworthy sources have said that Biden and Pelosi think TikTok should have more of a say in national security matters because why not!

Ukraine is being prioritized over BLM because of white supremacy, experts say
13/03/2022

Ukraine is being prioritized over BLM because of white supremacy, experts say

The world has mobilized to support Ukraine, but there’s a deafening silence on the violence affecting black communities in our own backyards. Ukrainian lives don’t matter until Black lives matter.

Here's why Ukraine citizens are good guys with guns, but you’re not
13/03/2022

Here's why Ukraine citizens are good guys with guns, but you’re not

So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It borders another country called Russia, and Russia is a bigger country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong. As a result, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy immediately vowed to arm any of the 43 million ...

Should Biden enlist TikTok stars to investigate 2016 election fraud? Yes and here's why
12/03/2022

Should Biden enlist TikTok stars to investigate 2016 election fraud? Yes and here's why

Psaki recently briefed Tik Tok stars on the Ukraine/Russia conflict and claimed Russia hacked the 2016 election. Too far? Not far enough, we say...

Here's why eating eggs still makes you vegan
12/03/2022

Here's why eating eggs still makes you vegan

It's very important to note that some chickens might not approve you taking their eggs, always do what is consensual in the cases where the chicken shows no approval for their eggs to be taken.

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