30/07/2023
Bro keeps showing up here uninvited, telling me he wants to see what my insides look like.
Not sure what he means, but I’m assuming he means like the insides of my storage unit I have over on Elm.
I told the dude it’s just only Sony speakers, pogs, and I think my grandpa’s old Christmas tree. He decided to get a new one because the old one was too tall and suddenly he’s afraid of heights and doesn’t want to stand on a 3 foot step stool anymore to decorate the top of it. I even offered to come to his house to help him decorate it and he told me no, that it’s “not safe for me either.” 😂🤣
He’s so silly man. But yeah anyway the dude on the stairs I guess doesn’t believe me or understand that the storage unit is pretty basic and uninteresting. Just keeps telling me he wants to see my insides. Whatever.
I told him if he was going to continue to show up whenever the fk he wants, to at least bring Taco Bell. But dude told me no, that he favors Del Taco. I laughed and told him he’s nuts for that s**t, but granted Del Taco does have bomb ass fries, especially if they are fresh. And obviously don’t forget to add a bit of extra salt because the people in my local Woodsboro Del Taco seem to always forget. Not a big deal though. Especially when there’s a fking killer on the loose, AGAIN. Dude what in the fk is up with this town. Seems like every few years or so some as***le starts murdering people with a big ass knife. And what’s crazier, people STILL move here. Like wtf, you dumb add people. Check the murder rate I’m this du***ss town before signing the lease. Nah but for real this place is gorgeous af so I get it. But still. Murder happening all the time here. Sh*t’s crazy. GODDAMN I want some Del Taco fries now holy s**t. As soon as I started talking about them that craving hit me like a bag of soap.
Holy s**t it just occurred to me that the dude in this costume who keeps showing up to my house is dressed just like those other as***les that murdered hella people.
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