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06/03/2023

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05/03/2023

Don't laugh alone 🤣🤣🤣

04/03/2023

Funny 🤣 dog 🐕 on the beat...

04/03/2023

Is this suppose to be funny? 🤣 🤣🤣

28/12/2022

Accident happen😢

Pastor die🙆
Ashawo survive 😮
Grace no be ur mate 🤣😏

28/12/2022

Whahala be like wetin again?

28/12/2022

Deep down, your sugar daddy prays not to have a wayward daughter like you.

28/12/2022

When your landlord says no dogs allowed. 🤣🤣😂

28/12/2022

If a pregnant woman gives birth to two babies; the first one comes out at 11:54 PM of December 31st 2022, the second at 12:03 AM of January 1st 2023.

QUESTIONS
1. Are they twins?
2. Are they age mates?
3. Which year will they claim?
4. In which month will they celebrate their birthday?

Happy New Year in advance 😂

28/12/2022

I met this fine girl in the night, she visit me in the night. she spent a night with.

I woke up around 5:00am and saw her staring at me with her long eye lashes, Jesus Christ..!!!

I became afraid of what I saw. she looks like a witch. I jumped out of the bed shouting and begging for my dear life. She also became confused and started laughing just like a witch.

I got a shock of my life when she raised up her right hand, OMG! Her nails were like a witch🙆 I have no other choice than to run for my life.

As I was running, she keeps following and I keep speeding up. I never knew that she can run. Chaii what have I done to this people.

Afer some hours of marathon race, we got to a place where the road is just one, I thought all hope was lost then I here her voice saying,
"Yes I have succeeded by chasing you out of poverty in 2023, now you go back and help those that are in need."

This is strange. I turned to her and suprisingly, she's not a witch but an Angel. I turned to the other side and I saw shining stars 🌟 Oh My God!!!

That's how my life changed for good😊

God is wonderful🤭

So you have been reading all this just to know if she's truly a witch 😂

My people my people 😂 🙋

"As we enter 2023 in few days, may you be chased out of Poverty. U sef Take ACTION and not wait for sudden MIRACLE and see your life change for Good. Meet you at the Top. Amen🙏

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28/12/2022

This one Facebook is dry like this nawa oo. before I log out for today let's laugh small

1. A lizard fell into my bucket of water & was struggling to get out so I rescue it,
because I don't know where it wil help me tomorrow🤔

2. I will never forgive the woman that pointed at me in a wedding reception today & said "this boy has already eaten" 😒👩🏾

3. They only reason why Nigerian girls fast and Pray against spiritual husband is because he doesn't give them money🙎🏾‍♀️💵

4. I wish I was a girl,🙍🏾‍♀️ no brain..
Just make wrong decisions and cry later
🙂😭😭😭Na joke ooo

5. Just because your father bought a car, you will not allow me to hear word. Do you know how many car and houses I have in my dream

6. To the witch that served my food in dream last night,
shame on you! 😒🙍🏿‍♀️
I can cook better than that, ur soup was tasteless!

7. Sometimes I do wake up by 3am and clean my room, just incase Nikki Minaj's car breakdown🚙 and she needed somewhere to sleep

8. I Wanna get dumped by a girl out of the blue in public 💔😥 , Then get into a taxi And tell the Driver "Just Drive "😔

Just like they do in the Movies😍😍😍

9. Thunder wil fire all these people that comes to Church with charger to charge their phones
Now every socket is full no space to plug mine😒

10. She said she'll change me this new year, I thought she's talking about my attitude
And voom... She got a new boyfriend
😒 👩‍❤️‍👨

11. Add up to read more jokes

12. Some people self. You can't post for me to laugh and when I post you will refuse to react and comment, some will even see it and scroooool down. Why na? what for? You don't know that it is the reactions that will encourage people to post more jokes.

13. Now that I have put smile on your face now it is your turn to put smile on mine by reacting and commenting...

28/12/2022

Are you playing?

28/12/2022

A Lady walked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrot. The owner of the shop says;

"We have 2 kinds of Parrots, one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."

The Lady thought for a while and replied;

"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself."

The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;

LADY: How do I look?

PARROT: You look like a Prostitute🙄

LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rude!

OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....

*Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dipped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the Parrot;
"If you're rude to the Lady one more time, I will drown you in this Bucket"...*

He came back to the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady;
"Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"

LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?

PARROT: Your husband!

LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men?

PARROT: Your husband, and your In-law

LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?

PARROT: Your husband, your In-law, and your brother

LADY: Goooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!

PARROT: (looked back at the owner and said...) "Please just go and drown me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Prōstitute!!!"🤣😂

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28/12/2022

A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.

He narrated:
"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse, My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She got up, patted the horse's back and said,
"This is your first time"

After a while it happened again. She patted the horse again and said:
"This is your second time"

The horse did it again the 3rd time, She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead. Was so shocked and shouted at her. . . . . . . ."Are you crazy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?"

She smiled at me and said,
"This is your first time"

Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . .My Mouth Pim.🤐

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28/12/2022

😢MAIMUNA THE VILLAGE GIRL😢

While coming back today I bought a pant and a bra..

I wanted to use it to carry out my plan to make this village wife go.

I arrived home and made our bedsheet look rough, I made the pantie and bra look rough as well and put them on top of the rough looking bed,

I then went and sat outside wearing only boxer and singlet waiting for the village wife to come home.

My plan is for her to come and see those things and think I slept with a girl on the bed and the girl forgot to put back her un**es before leaving, then she will ask and I'll willingly tell her yes and also tell her it was a girl I love and have the intention of marrying... If she hears this she will be bittered and surely go back to the village knowing I don't love her at all.

I waited more than an hour before she then arrived, she said "my husband this one you're sitting outside wearing only singlet and boxers, are you feeling heat?"

I didn't respond her, then she went inside.

I was waiting for her to come out asking who owns those those underwears and if I slept with a girl on the bed.

I waited and waited more than 10 minuites and she didn't so I went inside to see what's going on,

Only for me to arrive and saw she has arranged the bed and has worn the underwears I kept on top of the bed and was happy

I was stunned, about to talk and she said "My husband thank you for the pant and bra you bought for me, it's really my size and I love it, yesterday you bought me phone and today you bought me underwears, May God continue to bless you my loving husband".
😳🙆

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28/12/2022

Christmas Crazy jokes 😂{CCJ}

1. Abeg who introduced the custom of buying bread when going to village? Today, I must break it, Am giving them Cheese balls😃😄🤭🙆

2. Bros if you like, skip my post. It is written "many are called, but few are chosen", "Many will read, but few will react" 😄😃😅🤫

3.That moment you are about to enter the church, and boom you hear the pastor saying "Brethren, let us pray, the demon is about to come into our midst "😄🙆🙆🤭

4. I can't believe I was born naked🙄, So, those nurses saw my loloo🤭🤭🙆🙆🙄😭😭

5. Welcome to Facebook, where 2 idiots will fall in love, and still break up without meeting each other 🤭🤭🙆🙆

6. Pls if you have a Lexus 430 that you want to sell, pls sell it. It's none of my business! 😄😄😅

7. First sign of a useless boyfriend is carrying a Bluetooth speaker around😭🙆🙆🤭

8. When you smoke, you get HIGH

When you study, you get EDUCATED

When you smoke and study, you get HIGHLY EDUCATED 😄😅🤭🤭😭🙆😭🙆

9. I will be here checking those that will comment.
If I didn't see your name ehh,
You will know that there is different between " Lead us not into temptation" and "Deliver us from all evil" 😅🤭🤭🤭😭🙆🤫🤫😃😯😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃

Pls follow up or else I will drink coke and die🤭🤭.. see, composing these jokes is not easy oo. Show some love👇👇👇👇👇👇
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28/12/2022

🤣🤣LAUGH YOUR INTESTINES OUT 🤣😂

😂 I can't stop laughing...😂
A girl👩 in her sleep was dreaming💭.
She👩 dreamt dat she was engaged💍, still in her sleep, she👩 was getting married💍 to the same lucky man👨.
After the wedding,she👩 became pregnant🤰 😱and was rushed to the delivery room🤔 and the nurse asked her 👩to push. 🔊
She pushed and delivered a baby👀 but the nurse told her 👩it's still remaining, she pushd and delivered the second baby, and she 👩was told it's still remaining another baby.
As she was trying to push the third baby out, her roommate👨 shouted🗣, FAVOUR wakeup!...
U don s**t for bed.🙆🙆
😇😅😅😂

Cutie 🥰, please like and share this joke🙏🏼

28/12/2022

😂😂😂

1. Sleeping next to your bae or boo for the first time no be moi moi. You have to breath in english, not too loud, deep, and not too fast. Remember, no snoring

2. Suck his lips while rubbing his manhôód, make him feel extra ordinary good, rub it till it stands strong, then go to your bag and bring out bible, open to where it says "sêx before marriage is a sin", and then watch out for part two

3. No matter how great the sêx is, guys will never smile while cu***ng, they will only vibrate like nokia 3310, except "Kim Larry"

4. Nigerian barbers will use powder and make you look like CHRIS BROWN. Boom, when you get home, you resemble MR. IBU

5. Girls will say that guys can lie and cheat, have you ever dated Emmy de king before, chaii, my sister try it and see yourself in the land of roses

6. All of you, stand in a straight circle, says our new english teacher

7. Brother stop touching me, na lie, she is just pretending. 10 minutes later, you go hear "harder, harder". If i hear pim.

8. If i become the president, i would marry all the girls in this group. You know why?--- Because i checked their photos and they are so beautiful. Oya, all the girls say AMEN?

9. You no get breàst, but you wan do nyash surgery. Ah sister, don't you know breast and nyash go together? Oya repeat after me, I AM S.T.U.P.I.D. Say it again a one more time.

10. My school teacher taught me most of the lies i tell today. She would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when she knows that my uncle is the school cleaner. Chaii, uncle sorry o

11. The way i post jokes like this, is the same way i entertain my girlfriend. She must laugh tire.

12. You wan read number twelve (12) abi, my friend react to my jokes and comment. If i hear "next pls", i go commot your teeth :

_________

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28/12/2022

Laugh Jhoorrr😂😂😂💔

A yóung girl who was about to go on a first dáte with her Bóy friend was seriously ádviced by her Grandma which said,

"He will try to kíss 😘you, allow him!"
"He will try to cúrdle you, allow him"
"He will try to Láy you in the Béd, And clímb On you, Don't allow Him!!"

The girl asked her grandma: "why mama?" 😔

The grandmother said "If you do that, you've allowed him to dísgrace Your family!"

The girl said "okay" and left!!

After several hours the girl returned and her grandma asked, ️"How did it go?"

The girl said " Exactly as you said it it happened like so, you're a génius mama!!;
Except when he láid me down to dísgrace Our family, I púshed Him to the Béd, And Clímbed On Him Instead, So that I can dísgrace his Own Family!!" 😂😂😂😂💔

Cútie, I'm a Loving Girl Who Loves seeing Precious Souls Smiling And their Dépressed Soul being Lifted, You can ádd me As Your Fríend😢🥺

Hope I have Made Your Blessed Sóul Brightened😢😥

You 🥺😥

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28/12/2022

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't laugh😂😂
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there. " A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes. " Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man. "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork. " The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli. Once again walking away in disbelief,the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man. " Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you. " The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here? "
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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