Halfwit Heroes

11/11/2024

We will start with one minute of silence for Remembrance Day.

We left off our lovable heroes had just fought some rust monsters (and learned that if you hit them with metal things the metal things rust) and have just collected some of the blood and antennae. They are slowly moving towards the loud sound they heard stomping around hard enough to shake and jingle the gold. Now their story continues...

As always thank you all for tuning in. Don't forget to like and share. A huge thanks to Exor Games for hosting us.

11/11/2024

Going live at 3 PM because we all have the day off.

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04/11/2024

Our lovable Halfwits are navigating their way through The Bard's Bank Casino Vault. So far they've fought mummies, oozes, goblins, and run from a dragon. All in the attempt to find the portal to anchor it back to the material plane.

Thank you all for tuning in and as always a big thanks to Exor Games for hosting us.

21/10/2024

The Halfwits continue to navigate their way through the vault, narrowly escaping a green dragon and awakening Eivingas, the elder god of War, in an attempt to find the portal to return to get their spoils...

As always thank you all for tuning in and following us. If you're enjoying yourselves please share so we can continue to grow! A big thanks to my players and to Exor Games for hosting us.

24/06/2024

We will be live shortly, just waiting on one last player!

17/06/2024

Due to sickness we will not be live tonight, but will return next week for more adventures. Thank you all for tuning in.

19/03/2024

Once again we won’t be streaming tonight. We apologize and will be back next week. Thank you all for your understanding and we can’t wait to entertain you once again.

18/03/2024

Due to the DM having surgery today, we will not be streaming. We will return tomorrow. Thanks all for tuning in.

16/03/2024

Buffy The Vampire Slayer has been chosen for the next character build. Will post tomorrow!

14/03/2024

Cassandra Graves here is the 3.5 version of Captain Jack Sparrow! People feel free to comment what you want the next one I do to be and I’ll post it on Sunday!

Captain Jack Sparrow
Human
Level 10 Rogue / 4 Bard / 3 Uncanny Trickster

3.5

Str: 12
Dex: 24
Con: 17
Int: 20
Wis: 10
Cha: 22

HP: 106

Base Attack Bonus: +12/+7/+2

Fortitude: +8
Reflex: +21
Will: +6

Class Features:

Sneak Attack +6d6
Trap finding
Improved Evasion
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Trap Sense +4
Bardic Music
Bardic Knowledge
Countersong
Fascinate
Inspire Courage +1
Inspire Competence
Tricky Defense

Skills:

Rogue 178
Bard 74
Uncanny Trickster 39

Appraise (Int) :
Balance (Dex): 20 ranks + 7 Dex +
Bluff (Cha): 12 Ranks + 6 Cha
Climb (Str):
Craft (Int):
Decipher Script (Int):
Diplomacy (Cha): 5 Ranks + 6 Cha
Disable Device (Int):
Disguise (Cha): 8 Ranks + 6 Cha
Escape Artist (Dex): 20 Ranks + 7 Dex
Forgery (Int):
Gather Information (Cha): 14 Ranks + 6 Cha
Hide (Dex): 12 Ranks + 7 Dex
Intimidate (Cha): 15 Ranks + 6 Cha
Jump (Str): 14 Ranks + 1 Str
Knowledge (Arcana) (Int): 12 Ranks + 5 Int
Knowledge (Local) (Int): 12 Ranks + 5 Int
Listen (Wis): 13 Ranks + 0 Wis
Move Silently (Dex): 12 Ranks + 7 Dex
Open Lock (Dex):
Perform (Cha): (Jar Of Dirt) 10 Ranks + 6 Cha
Profession (Wis):
Search (Int): 10 Ranks + 5 Int
Sense Motive (Wis): 5 Ranks + 0 Wis
Sleight of Hand (Dex): 17 Ranks + 7 Dex
Spellcraft (Int): 10 Ranks + 5 Int
Spot (Wis):
Swim (Str): 15 Ranks + 1 Str +
Tumble (Dex): 20 Ranks + 7 Dex +
Use Magic Device (Cha): 8 Ranks + 6 Cha
Use Rope (Dex): 15 Ranks + 7 Dex

Skill Tricks
Back On Your Feet
Nimble Charge
Nimble Stand
Quick Escape *Favourite
Social Recovery
Timely Misdirection * Favourite
Group Fakeout
Corner Perch
Never Outnumbered * Favourite

Feats:
Weapon Finesse (Rapier)
Lucky Catch
Make Your Own Luck
Better Lucky Than Good
Survivor’s Luck
Combat Expertise

Spells:

Per day
3/3/1

Known
6/4/3

Level 0:
Daze
Flare
Mage Hand
Mending
Open/Close
Prestidigitation

Level 1:
Charm Person
Detect Secret Doors
Expeditious Retreat
Identify

Level 2:
Blur
Daze Monster
Misdirection

Gear:
Magical Rapier (your choice)
Jar Of Dirt (uses as bardic instrument and shakes it like a maraca)
Compass Of Desire
-DC 10 - general direction you want to go
-DC 15 - general direction and distance of your desire
-DC 20 - precise direction and general distance of your desire
-DC 25 - precise direction and distance of your desire

Y’all can pick your other gear but I’m thinking trinkets in his hair for stat boosting items and some items that benefit the most off of luck.

I’m learning the mechanics to 5E so that version will be up soon. In the mea

14/03/2024

Sorry for the delays but we will be posting shortly Captain Jack Sparrow as requested by Cassandra!

07/03/2024

So starting this week we are going to be posting a lot more frequently and interacting more! One of our first new updates is we will post a status on Monday and Wednesday every week and in it we will ask what celebrity or fictional character you’d like to see as a D&D character and the comment with the most likes when we announce will be the winner. Then Friday and Sunday we will post the respective ”winners” characters base concept (including 3.5 and 5E builds) and progression so if you ever wanted to play a celebrity or fictional character, you’re welcome to use it as a template! If your comment isn’t chosen, don’t give up! You can always resubmit it!

Let this serve as the inaugural status!

I’m throwing 5 celebrities and 5 fictional characters out there as examples!

Celebrities:

Freddy Mercury
Dolph Lundgren
Forrest Griffin
Janis Joplin
Jade Cargill

Fictional Characters:

Scarlet Witch (Marvel)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Lilith (Borderlands)
Rorschach (The Watchmen)
John Wick (John Wick)

These are just random choices, but we will do our best to create every reasonable winner (let’s keep it PG).

Cheers and thank you all for tuning in and contributing! Wait until you see what we have brewing!

26/10/2023

Our stream may be starting a little later tonight, we will keep you all informed.

20/10/2023

We want to thank you all for helping us on our journey to monetization and helping us grow.

26/09/2023

Have you ever wanted to slay a dragon? How about save a prince or princess in distress? Overthrow a government? Track down bloodthirsty bandits? Witness a Minotaur spelling bee?

Well all those are things you can do in our weekly come and go paid 3.5 D&D campaign at Exor Games!!! **these sessions are currently not streamed** We will be running every Friday and what the story ends up being is all up to you! So come on down.

Our DM has been playing for over 30 years and has been a DM for the better part of 28 of those years, so it’s rare that he is ever surprised (that’s a challenge by the way 😂). So if you’ve ever wanted to try D&D you should come down and check it out.

The game runs Friday starting at 6 and runs until you guys are done or Exor closes. If you want a personalized character complete with world integrated back story come down between 2-6 on Friday and for the low price of 5$ our DM will help you build yours. You can be anything from a faerie to a foxfolk, an orc to otter folk.

So come on down to Exor on Friday and for 20$ you’ll have an evening of laughter, battle, and roleplaying, all open ended so the decisions are all yours!

Thank you all for tuning in to our streamed sessions and we appreciate you all! We will be live again tonight starting at 5-5:30 EST/6-6:30 AST so if you tune in make sure to say hi!

22/09/2023

We are all set and excited for the first session. Still a few spots left if you want to come on down and play!

22/09/2023

Some exciting news to announce!!

Halfwit Heroes has teamed up with Exor Games to present TWO, not one but two new public beginner friendly PG-13 D&D games with Gerald Hannam as the DM! **these campaigns will not be streamed**

We know some of you have been asking and talking about it so we wanted to give you all the details so you have an idea of what it is. So here it is;

On Friday’s we will be hosting a come and go 3.5 campaign for 20$ per seat with 8 seats available (if table is full snacks will be provided). So whether you come every week or can only make it once a month (or you just want to try D&D to see if you like it) the campaign is designed for that. Available are premade characters you can just pick up and play (there will be 30+ choices including some extremely interesting stuff like a Sentient Doll Warlock and a Squirrelfolk Monk with backstory included) or if you arrive between 2 and 6 for 5$ you can sit down with Gerald and he will help you to make your own personal character complete with world integrated back story. There will also be tools and reference materials made easily accessible to keep the game moving along.

On Saturday’s we will be offering a brand new 5E campaign! This is also a come and go campaign and is 20$ per seat with 8 seats available (if the table is full snacks will be provided) and once again if you come between 2-6 for 5$ you can make a custom character. 5E is the newest version of D&D and if you’re ever interested in creating your own world or running your own campaign all the books are available for sale just downstairs.

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A little premise about the campaigns:

The world of Hargest has just finished a war against enemies from the stars. The Warforged came to assimilate the world and after 15 long years they have been driven back, but the world has now been introduced to the star travelling ships of Spelljammer. This new form of transportation has caused many adventurers to start exploring the stars and opened new avenues of trade. Though still new there are a few places on Hargest where you may find a Spelljammer ship to board.

While war waged on Hargest, through a series of events some of the original Old Gods were awoken and New Gods are trying to rise, so magic all around the world is in flux. The Asgardian, Pharoanic, Olympian, and Hargestian pantheons have started to enlist the aid of adventurers so they can amass armies or find sources of power to tip the scales in their favour.

These are open ended PG-13 campaigns that are completely directed by the players. All your character choices are yours. You choose the quests you want to go on and what your characters choose to do. Player agency is very important to us and we want to make sure our players have the most enjoyment. We are accommodating for all types of personalities and players (within the confines of the rules). The rules and some materials will be easily accessible for all those that play. We want all players to feel comfortable and welcome.

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So any Friday or Saturday you want to play some D&D come on down to Exor Games and check out one or both of these campaigns!

As always we want our viewers and fans to know that we appreciate all the support and we love to entertain you. Remember you can always tune in on Tuesdays (and soon on Thursdays again) to watch our personal table (definitely not as game focused as our paid tables because those are all friends and sometimes we get off game topic) which is full of hilarity and shenanigans.

There is more news coming soon so keep and eye out on some exciting developments as they unfold by smashing that follow button!

Cheers,
The Halfwit Heroes

19/09/2023

We will be streaming tonight, just running with some short delays.