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15/04/2025
02/12/2024

No stream tonight. We will return at our regularly scheduled time next week!

11/11/2024

Going live at 3 PM because we all have the day off.

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24/06/2024

We will be live shortly, just waiting on one last player!

17/06/2024

Due to sickness we will not be live tonight, but will return next week for more adventures. Thank you all for tuning in.

19/03/2024

Once again we won’t be streaming tonight. We apologize and will be back next week. Thank you all for your understanding and we can’t wait to entertain you once again.

18/03/2024

Due to the DM having surgery today, we will not be streaming. We will return tomorrow. Thanks all for tuning in.

16/03/2024

Buffy The Vampire Slayer has been chosen for the next character build. Will post tomorrow!

Cassandra Graves here is the 3.5 version of Captain Jack Sparrow! People feel free to comment what you want the next one...
14/03/2024

Cassandra Graves here is the 3.5 version of Captain Jack Sparrow! People feel free to comment what you want the next one I do to be and I’ll post it on Sunday!

Captain Jack Sparrow
Human
Level 10 Rogue / 4 Bard / 3 Uncanny Trickster

3.5

Str: 12
Dex: 24
Con: 17
Int: 20
Wis: 10
Cha: 22

HP: 106

Base Attack Bonus: +12/+7/+2

Fortitude: +8
Reflex: +21
Will: +6

Class Features:

Sneak Attack +6d6
Trap finding
Improved Evasion
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Trap Sense +4
Bardic Music
Bardic Knowledge
Countersong
Fascinate
Inspire Courage +1
Inspire Competence
Tricky Defense

Skills:

Rogue 178
Bard 74
Uncanny Trickster 39

Appraise (Int) :
Balance (Dex): 20 ranks + 7 Dex +
Bluff (Cha): 12 Ranks + 6 Cha
Climb (Str):
Craft (Int):
Decipher Script (Int):
Diplomacy (Cha): 5 Ranks + 6 Cha
Disable Device (Int):
Disguise (Cha): 8 Ranks + 6 Cha
Escape Artist (Dex): 20 Ranks + 7 Dex
Forgery (Int):
Gather Information (Cha): 14 Ranks + 6 Cha
Hide (Dex): 12 Ranks + 7 Dex
Intimidate (Cha): 15 Ranks + 6 Cha
Jump (Str): 14 Ranks + 1 Str
Knowledge (Arcana) (Int): 12 Ranks + 5 Int
Knowledge (Local) (Int): 12 Ranks + 5 Int
Listen (Wis): 13 Ranks + 0 Wis
Move Silently (Dex): 12 Ranks + 7 Dex
Open Lock (Dex):
Perform (Cha): (Jar Of Dirt) 10 Ranks + 6 Cha
Profession (Wis):
Search (Int): 10 Ranks + 5 Int
Sense Motive (Wis): 5 Ranks + 0 Wis
Sleight of Hand (Dex): 17 Ranks + 7 Dex
Spellcraft (Int): 10 Ranks + 5 Int
Spot (Wis):
Swim (Str): 15 Ranks + 1 Str +
Tumble (Dex): 20 Ranks + 7 Dex +
Use Magic Device (Cha): 8 Ranks + 6 Cha
Use Rope (Dex): 15 Ranks + 7 Dex

Skill Tricks
Back On Your Feet
Nimble Charge
Nimble Stand
Quick Escape *Favourite
Social Recovery
Timely Misdirection * Favourite
Group Fakeout
Corner Perch
Never Outnumbered * Favourite

Feats:
Weapon Finesse (Rapier)
Lucky Catch
Make Your Own Luck
Better Lucky Than Good
Survivor’s Luck
Combat Expertise

Spells:

Per day
3/3/1

Known
6/4/3

Level 0:
Daze
Flare
Mage Hand
Mending
Open/Close
Prestidigitation

Level 1:
Charm Person
Detect Secret Doors
Expeditious Retreat
Identify

Level 2:
Blur
Daze Monster
Misdirection

Gear:
Magical Rapier (your choice)
Jar Of Dirt (uses as bardic instrument and shakes it like a maraca)
Compass Of Desire
-DC 10 - general direction you want to go
-DC 15 - general direction and distance of your desire
-DC 20 - precise direction and general distance of your desire
-DC 25 - precise direction and distance of your desire

Y’all can pick your other gear but I’m thinking trinkets in his hair for stat boosting items and some items that benefit the most off of luck.

I’m learning the mechanics to 5E so that version will be up soon. In the mea

14/03/2024

Sorry for the delays but we will be posting shortly Captain Jack Sparrow as requested by Cassandra!

07/03/2024

So starting this week we are going to be posting a lot more frequently and interacting more! One of our first new updates is we will post a status on Monday and Wednesday every week and in it we will ask what celebrity or fictional character you’d like to see as a D&D character and the comment with the most likes when we announce will be the winner. Then Friday and Sunday we will post the respective ”winners” characters base concept (including 3.5 and 5E builds) and progression so if you ever wanted to play a celebrity or fictional character, you’re welcome to use it as a template! If your comment isn’t chosen, don’t give up! You can always resubmit it!

Let this serve as the inaugural status!

I’m throwing 5 celebrities and 5 fictional characters out there as examples!

Celebrities:

Freddy Mercury
Dolph Lundgren
Forrest Griffin
Janis Joplin
Jade Cargill

Fictional Characters:

Scarlet Witch (Marvel)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Lilith (Borderlands)
Rorschach (The Watchmen)
John Wick (John Wick)

These are just random choices, but we will do our best to create every reasonable winner (let’s keep it PG).

Cheers and thank you all for tuning in and contributing! Wait until you see what we have brewing!

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