29/06/2023
Hey there, star-crossed cynics of the universe,
Weโve got some stellar news that only fits the Twisted Horoscope brand of cosmic irony. YouTube, in their infinite algorithmic wisdom, has decided our channel needed a vacation. Yes, you read that right, our beloved trove of sardonic zodiac forecasts has been yanked off like a stubborn Cancer refusing to leave their home.
They've tagged us for "violating community guidelines", which is cute. Guess they've just experienced their first twisted horoscope and couldn't handle the reality check. But worry not, we've launched an appeal, because if there's anything an Aquarius loves, it's a good fight against the system. In the meantime, we're as homeless as a Sagittarius in search of the next big adventure.
But, lo and behold! As Venus retrogrades, we've got options. Twisted Horoscopes is still spewing its signature doom and gloom on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or whichever podcast platform that hasn't yet deemed us too bleak for the faint of heart.
And to those of you who fancy a bit of vertical video action, you can find us on TikTok. Enjoy watching us mumble about the catastrophic events of your upcoming week in portrait mode. Perfect for a good laugh or a full-blown existential crisis - whichever hits first.
So keep your chins up, stargazers, or donโt. After all, what's life without a little senseless, platform-based adversity to keep the cosmic cynicism alive?
Stay negative, my friends,
Nebula Naysayer
Listen to Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac on Spotify. Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac is a satirical podcast with a hilariously cynical twist on astrology. Join host Nebula Naysayer as she shares dark and twisted horoscopes for each zodiac sign. Brace yourself for c...
