Twisted Horoscopes: Darkly funny zodiac takes, cosmic cynicism & twisted affirmations! ๐๐ค๐ง
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Embark on an eerie expedition through the spiteful stars with your enigmatic envoy, Nebula Naysayer! ๐ This week's episode of Twisted Horoscopes unveils the ominous orbitals from to , forecasting a fate full of cosmic calamities. ๐ง Tune in now to transcend the treacherous trance of the cosmos! โจ๐ฎ
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Troubled by the stars or just life in general? Get your fix of celestial cynicism with the latest Twisted Horoscopes episode! Unearth the mysteries, mood swings, and martian messes for the week of September 17th-23rd.
๐ง Listen now: https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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๐ NEW EPISODE ALERT ๐ Dive into the bleak side of the zodiac with your host, Nebula Naysayer! From fiery Aries to dreamy Pisces, discover what the stars have in (mis)alignment for you this week. Tune in now on Spotify, TikTok, and more! ๐ฎ๐ค
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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๐ New Episode Alert! ๐
Get ready for a wild ride through the cosmos in this week's episode of ! From Mercury's mixed signals to Venus' love games, we've got the astrological scoop you don't want to miss. ๐๐ฎ
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Twisted Horoscopes is back with another dose of cosmic comedy for the week of Aug 27 - Sep 2! Will Aries face a head-on collision? Should Aquarius dance their feelings out? Find out now! ๐๐ฎ
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https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
๐ NEW EPISODE OUT ๐ Get ready for cosmic comedy as Nebula Naysayer unravels the zodiac's zany side from Aug 20-26! Expect chortles, chuckles, and celestial cynicism. Tune in now on Spotify, TikTok & everywhere else!
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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๐ NEW EPISODE ALERT ๐ Dive into the treacherous cosmic currents with Nebula Naysayer on ! Unearth the laughable lunacy from Aug 13-19. Ready to have your parade rained on? โ๏ธ๐ Listen now on Spotify, TikTok & more!
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Brace for impact, star-crossed cynics! ๐ Get ready for another dose of cosmic chaos with your for August 6th-12th. From Gemini's turmoil to Leo's flight mode, we've got your guide to surviving the celestial circus. Listen now on Spotify, TikTok & more! ๐ง๐ซ
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Dive into a dismal dose of cosmic cynicism with our latest episode of Twisted Horoscopes, covering July 30th to August 5th, 2023. Whether you're an Aries aiming high or a Pisces prepping for a storm, we've got a horoscope that'll make you chuckle at the chaos!
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Prepare for planetary pandemonium in this week's Twisted Horoscopes! Expect chaos, confusion, and a healthy dose of cosmic comedy as Nebula Naysayer guides you through the treacherous astrological terrain from July 23rd to the 29th. Buckle up! .๐๐ฎ
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Are you ready for a fresh serving of astrological angst? Tune into this week's episode of Twisted Horoscopes with your underwhelmed overlord, Nebula Naysayer. Brace yourselves, cosmic complainers. Itโs going to be a bumpy ride!๐๐ฎ
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Buckle up for a bumpy ride through the cosmos! Join Nebula Naysayer for a heap of astrological cynicism and a side serving of laughter as we journey through the week of July 9th to 15th, 2023. The stars don't care, but we sure can laugh about it! ๐๐ฎ
https://twisted-horoscopes.wuddup.com.au/listen-now/
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Strap in for a wild ride through the cosmos with ! Nebula Naysayer is back with your disaster-drenched destinies for the week of July 2-8. Ready for the celestial cocktail of chaos? Like, subscribe, and share for your weekly dose of lunacy! ๐๐ฎ
https://youtu.be/_vGOvXKngDE
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Hey there, star-crossed cynics of the universe,
Weโve got some stellar news that only fits the Twisted Horoscope brand of cosmic irony. YouTube, in their infinite algorithmic wisdom, has decided our channel needed a vacation. Yes, you read that right, our beloved trove of sardonic zodiac forecasts has been yanked off like a stubborn Cancer refusing to leave their home.
They've tagged us for "violating community guidelines", which is cute. Guess they've just experienced their first twisted horoscope and couldn't handle the reality check. But worry not, we've launched an appeal, because if there's anything an Aquarius loves, it's a good fight against the system. In the meantime, we're as homeless as a Sagittarius in search of the next big adventure.
But, lo and behold! As Venus retrogrades, we've got options. Twisted Horoscopes is still spewing its signature doom and gloom on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or whichever podcast platform that hasn't yet deemed us too bleak for the faint of heart.
And to those of you who fancy a bit of vertical video action, you can find us on TikTok. Enjoy watching us mumble about the catastrophic events of your upcoming week in portrait mode. Perfect for a good laugh or a full-blown existential crisis - whichever hits first.
So keep your chins up, stargazers, or donโt. After all, what's life without a little senseless, platform-based adversity to keep the cosmic cynicism alive?
Stay negative, my friends,
Nebula Naysayer
Listen to Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac on Spotify. Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac is a satirical podcast with a hilariously cynical twist on astrology. Join host Nebula Naysayer as she shares dark and twisted horoscopes for each zodiac sign. Brace yourself for c...
Well, well, look who's chosen to dance with despair! The ever-enchanting 'Tarot with Elsea Lake' has duetted our video, and frankly, we're surprised she hasn't yet run screaming for the hills.
Hop on over to TikTok and follow 'Tarot with Elsea Lake'. Expand your horizons of the mystic... and when you're done with the optimism, you know where to find us - lurking in the corner, casting gloomy star signs.
This is my kind of weekly horoscope, filled with black humor and drama, nice work Horoscopes โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ชโจ๐๐ฎ
Need a bitter bite of reality served with a side of starry satire?๐ฎโ ๏ธ Catch our new episode of for a cynical sneak peek into your week! June 25th - July 1st, 2023, brace yourselves!
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๐๐ฎ Nebula Naysayer here, your celestial cynic! ๐๐ฎ
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Welcome to all our new followers! You've just signed up for a cosmic journey that makes about as much sense as pineapple on pizza. But don't worry, we're all in this swirling galaxy of confusion together.
Remember, every cloud has a silver lining, but let's be honest, sometimes that lining is just the glare off a UFO coming to end this nonsense. Strap in and enjoy the ride! ๐๐
๐ Buckle up for a ride through the celestial circus! Join Nebula Naysayer in this week's for a cosmic roasting like no other. From Aries' cliffhangers to Pisces' energy drains, we've got all signs covered! Listen now and let's dare the universe together! ๐ช๐ฎ
https://youtu.be/Svr-KzoiP5s
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Prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster as Nebula Naysayer navigates through the planetary potpourri of the week from 18th to 24th June, 2023. From the Mars-Neptu...
New episode alert! ๐๏ธ Dive into the cosmos with Nebula Naysayer as she delivers another dose of . Expect mood shifts, surprise confrontations, and a roller coaster ride through the zodiac for June 11-17. Master your missteps & embrace your anxiety with us! ๐๐ฎ
https://youtu.be/TjVEqpojEL4
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Join Nebula Naysayer in navigating the darker currents of the cosmos, as she unfolds the Twisted Horoscopes for the week of June 11th to 17th, 2023. This epi...
๐ง New episode alert! Dive into the podcast as Nebula Naysayer navigates the absurdities of June 12th's astrological alignments. Be prepared for chatty Geminis, suspicious Scorpios, and Ta**us's love blunders. Remember, the cosmos doesn't dictate reality, but it sure makes a great punchline. Listen now on Spotify, Youtube, Tiktok, or your favorite podcast platform. ๐๐
https://youtu.be/NnPylRUCGxk
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In this episode of Twisted Horoscopes, we're brewing a pot of cosmic cynicism for the June 12th alignments! Join Nebula Naysayer as she guides you through th...
New Twisted Horoscope episode out now! Nebula Naysayer reveals the gloomy galaxy guide for June 11, 2023. Are you ready to face your cosmic comedown? Check out our latest episode and remember to share the misery! ๐๐ฎ๐ง
https://youtu.be/idUK0cb-h10
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"New Episode Alert! ๐จ June 10, 2023 is out now. Tune in to hear Nebula Naysayer's hilariously bleak astrological forecasts for every zodiac sign. Expect laughs, cynicism, and celestial sass! ๐ Listen wherever you get your podcasts. "
https://youtu.be/ZhDRRpodAzQ
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๐ Feeling too optimistic about your stars? Join Nebula Naysayer on Twisted Horoscopes for a reality check! In today's episode, we navigate the cosmic chaos of June 9th, 2023 with wit, cynicism, and a dash of existential dread. ๐๐ซ Tune in: [link]
https://youtu.be/VrpsfepHLdE
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Buckle up for a celestial ride with your favorite cosmic cynic, Nebula Naysayer! We're exposing the bleak side of the zodiac this June 8th. Ready for a not-so-bright future? Yeah, us neither. Check out this week's episode of Twisted Horoscopes. Spoiler: It's not all stardust and rainbows. ๐๐๐
https://youtu.be/BAdks12urnI
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Get your grumble on with the latest episode! ๐ Your friendly cosmic cynic Nebula Naysayer is back, slicing through the sugar-coated starscapes to reveal the real grim forecast. Who needs good news when you've got the stars mocking us? Tune in now!
https://youtu.be/69cR9sjK6v4
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๐ฎ Tune in to this episode of Twisted Horoscopes as Nebula Naysayer shreds through the starry nonsense, offering a side of the cosmos you can truly relate to. Remember, your day can't get ruined if it's already a cosmic train wreck! ๐
https://youtu.be/lW7WLFWdf6Q
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Dive headfirst into the cosmic chaos with this week's episode of . Whether you're a gentle Gemini or a stubborn Scorpio, Nebula Naysayer has got you covered with a healthy dose of celestial cynicism. Listen now and ruin your day before the stars do!
https://youtu.be/fF8_mhQM79s
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Brace yourself for another trip on the cosmic rollercoaster. From the love-blind Ta**us to the dreamy Pisces, get ready for the universe's punchline in today's episode of Twisted Horoscopes. Spoiler: We're the joke.
https://youtu.be/mScCU2C4EYg
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The stars have aligned for another chaotic day! Tune into Twisted Horoscopes for some laughs, cynicism, and the ugly truth of cosmic comedy. Because why take the universe seriously?
https://youtu.be/cgLSN7cDMmg
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