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26/02/2022

Ya boi's been in postblock and hasn't been able to post but we back out here boolin, but in other news game devs are getting wild

08/12/2021

Please be real.

AHAHAHAAAHHA

28/09/2021

So apparently Sonic ganked a couple of robotnik's gang and suddenly he's the bad guy

He's hungry for blood again

17/09/2021

And I bet they're still stumped on the coconut jpeg that crashes the game lol

06/09/2021

Going live again with some more Fallout 4! come watch the Commonwealth cower in fear of my almighty Fist.
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just out here trying to play games before the existential dread catches up. join in my wondrous journey of pain, strife, and a lot of profanity as I play through some of my favorite games, and hopefully some of yours too.

05/09/2021

Please

While we still know next to nothing about the next Mass Effect game, only that it will not be going back to the Andromeda galaxy, something interesting may be going on with its development.

04/09/2021

O no

Season 7 Episode 10 - Frame 1703 out of 1980

03/09/2021

Paul Wall wya?

One doctor is giving people a reason to go to the dentist's office after he offers free cleanings to those who can beat him in Smash Bros. Ultimate.

03/09/2021

We live
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Fallout 4 Butt-Fanking Fun

26/08/2021

This society is a joke. https://mobile.twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1430893176953327619

You ready to floss as Rick and Morty while listening to MLK speeches?

25/08/2021

I could not care less what site hosts what s**t. But the fact that they can backtrack on this decision so easily means they never had to make it in the first place. Just remember that when it comes to other companies and sites

U-turn comes after resolution of issues with payment processors, says chief executive of user-generated adult content site

20/08/2021

Y'all got no one to blame but yourselves, Todd "it just works" Howard said himself they'll stop selling it when we stop buying it. I just hope a fishing mechanic is worth shelling out for it again.

The Anniversary Edition comes with over 500 Creation Club elements and a new fishing mechanic.

14/08/2021

throwback to f**kboi Jin Sakai from my Ghost of Tsushima lethal playthrough, still plan on finishing the stream, just life got in the way, but will be back soon with more sexy samurai swings. stay tuned!

12/08/2021

Cyberpunk confirmed DOA

A senior dev who worked on Cyberpunk's combat has joined Playground Games

11/08/2021

Now this is something, though the last page closes on this story, KSP2 is just on the horizon. I'm already quarter-chub

10/08/2021

fu***ng Christ last night's stream didn't pick up my voice, all that riveting commentary, all the profanity, gone to the void.

bummer.

10/08/2021

WE live, with a salty surprise.
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07/08/2021

EA is that abusive parent that blames their kid for how they turn out.

"When we bring in acquisitions, we work well with them," EA says

21/07/2021

I smell a Duke nukem forever coming. But hopefully not

Ubisoft's quarterly financial report brought confirmation that Beyond Good & Evil 2 was still in development, but no word at all when we'll see it.

17/07/2021

Y'all fortnite's turning into that s**t from ready player one

A new set of leaks have suggested that Ariana Grande will be getting her own skin and live concert in Fortnite very soon.

13/07/2021

Bruh I straight up thought ahsoka was fighting a dwarf in this lmao

Arm yourself with 3 new swords! Today's Treasure Tuesday includes The Ornate Longsword, Jian, and Viking Longsword for your heroes next combat! Try them out now at HeroForge.com

12/07/2021

You either die a hero...

Double Fine joins in, announcing an invincibility toggle for Psychonauts 2

26/04/2021

Elon Musk talking about SpaceX's first manned missions to Mars

22/04/2021

Oh, thank you, Eurogamer. That is something special rigtt there.

Valheim update makes hoeing less expensive Now easier to raise mounds. News by Emma Kent, Reporter Updated on 20 April 2021 One of the worst feelings in Valheim is wanting to create a big old hill, then almost immediately running out of stone. Huh? Who got my rocks off me? It turns out the hoe too...

15/04/2021

we live.
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just out here trying to play games before the existential dread catches up. join in my wondrous journey of pain, strife, and a lot of profanity as I play through some of my favorite games, and hopefully some of yours too.

15/04/2021

will be live in just a moment, gotta finish some updates and will be on twitch.tv/retkarpnat in just a few minutes

just out here trying to play games before the existential dread catches up. join in my wondrous journey of pain, strife, and a lot of profanity as I play through some of my favorite games, and hopefully some of yours too.

14/04/2021

If you can buy turnips and sell them for a profit in animal crossing, you can play the stock market.

Credit to Nathan W. Pyle for this great comic lol.

14/04/2021

Sorry y'all, stream is canceled for tonight due to heavy, unforseen bowel movements, will continue with your regularly scheduled program tomorrow.

12/04/2021

Streaming tonight at 8pm mt., will be getting on ghost of tsushima on lethal mode.

12/04/2021

Yeah, about the same.

12/04/2021

Everyone is too afraid to admit AoT is just another mech anime.

12/04/2021

When you go to get some drinks at the gas station and the Calypso lemonades are 2/3$

12/04/2021

Thanks, daddy zucc.

12/04/2021

Fu***ng moronic companies that don't know what the f**k to do my God.

Sony is hiring an executive to lead a PlayStation push into mobile gaming.

11/04/2021

Jesus I just got some bad 'Nam flashbacks with this game f**k I'm so ready.

Get the full FATE experience in one complete collection. This Bundle Includes: FATE He

11/04/2021

Harvey birdman was such a gem of a show.

Funnier every year.

09/04/2021

Y'all realize that laws were made by the rich to keep the lower class in check, right?

09/04/2021

DMX ain't gonna give it to us anymore either.

08/04/2021

can't keep a good meme down.

08/04/2021

need to pick this one up soon. monster hunter world was my first ever experience with the series and I gotta say I did enjoy it a lot.