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26/03/2015

Honestly, we don't think it's so bad.

10/02/2015

Everybody loves Hypnotoad.

11/12/2014

Finishing today at 4pm, Geex5 on Twitter has the remainder of our seasonal gift to you. Spoiler: we didn't pay much for it..

http://buff.ly/1slLf6J

The latest Tweets from Geex5 (). It doesn't have to be weird, but it's gonna be!. Corner of Bedlam & Squalor

10/12/2014

Starting today (right now!) and running until Thursday at 4pm, Geex5 on Twitter is running an original-ish story about the true meaning of the season -- with a bit of inspiration from Neil Gaiman.

http://twitter.com/geex5

05/12/2014

This is of critical importance!

Today in Geek History: Happy National Dice Day! Roll 'em if you got 'em.

19/10/2014

Tomorrow, from 10am to 2pm, every thirty minutes will bring another part of "I Need Space", a tale of unrequited love and rocketry. Available only on Twitter, only at

03/10/2014

Should we do another Twittered Story?

02/10/2014

It's still surprising that people on Pinterest discover our Game of Thrones images. That feeling should fade away over time, right? Just like our shock at the Red Wedding, right?

/too soon?

27/06/2014

Hayden Christiansen and Kristen Stewart once played half-siblings in a movie worthy of their combined talents.

Name.
That.
Movie.

26/06/2014

People still say this, right?

20/06/2014

Get your gaming on!

If you haven’t had a chance to pick up Titanfall for the PC, EA is offering you 48 hours with Respawn Entertainment’s shooter starting this weekend. It’s part of the publisher’s new Game Time promotion via Origin, allowing gamers two days of access to the full version of a game. The clock starts ticking as […]

17/05/2014

We love Worf, but this might be going a bit far.

http://buff.ly/1gvH4iw

Here's a blast from the Internet past: In 2005 Shane Nickerson held a contest for album covers inspired by everyone's favorite Klingon Lieutenant Commander. Just remember we're not looking for the ...

16/05/2014

Happy birthday Machete!

Happy 70th Birthday Danny Trejo. Keep ridin' strong.

16/05/2014

More thoughts on Ghostbusters: did they patent all of their devices? Why weren't there competitors?They did not seem to provide a safe work environment - shouldn't they have been fined? Ernie Hudson was hired, but was he eligible for profit sharing? Why didn't they franchise -- or is NYC the only place in America that's haunted?

I need a hobby.

15/05/2014

Ghostbusters bought a building with substandard electric wiring... and put the containment unit in it? Even if not for being shut down by that government prick, they were one heavy rain away from unleashing a spectral assault on NYC.

14/05/2014

Why are there so few classic movie monsters based on squid men?

13/05/2014

We're deeply saddened by the death of H.R. Giger, but isn't this an opportunity for a fascinating coffin and an amazing mausoleum?

13/05/2014

Honestly, I didn't expect there to be this much blood. A little help?

12/05/2014

Next time the phone rings and it's an unknown number, answer - and if the caller isn't important, just say, "I'm the goddammed Batman".

Repeat as necessary.

11/05/2014

Shawn wrote a short screenplay that requires the actor to smash a coffee mug. Should it be one of our few and precious "My First Weapon" zombie defense coffee mugs?

10/05/2014

Fine, no zepplins. How about gravity tubes for travel? So much faster, no? Let's see, we just have to bore through the center of the earth...

07/05/2014

Next - on SyFy.

07/05/2014

Should games include a limited number of rounds before the players lose? Vesuvio explodes, the device is triggered, the dragon is awakened, etc?

06/05/2014

The Ancient Fear?!?!

That's the title to use with the cast from the originals in their respective ages?

I dunno man.

06/05/2014

Never forget. We could be flying on these instead.

The Hindenburg disaster took place on Thursday, May 6, 1937, as the German passenger airship LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire and was destroyed during its attempt to dock with its mooring mast at the Lakehurst...

06/05/2014

We're still not convinced that a halfling is the best choice for a thief. An elf would have obvious benefits, but be more noticed and have less motivation (in theory). Half orc retainers for backup, of course.

This is our version of fantasy football, right?

02/05/2014

Support your local comic book stores!

25/04/2014

We're halfway through our story on Twitter -- check it out!

http://buff.ly/1gXDMoo

Instantly connect to what's most important to you. Follow your friends, experts, favorite celebrities, and breaking news.

25/04/2014

From 10am to 4pm EDT tomorrow, Geex5 (that's what we look like on Twitter) will post portions of an original short story of eldritch terror called "The Other" every 15 minutes!

If you don't like it, we'll refund the cost of your Twitter monthly subscription! You literally can't lose!

21/04/2014

We might be late to the party, but we appreciate creepy.

http://buff.ly/1hgojyR

Designers at the Royal College of Art have created a floating black sphere that, in addition to stalking people, records and replays sounds it picks up after a short delay.

19/04/2014

Holy cow! We're also posting on Twitter -- Geex5

Why? Because sometimes 140 characters is just better.

18/04/2014

Not following the zombie haikus posted on Zom-B-Q's page? You can see them on Twitter --

01/04/2014

Geex5 is proud to announce that we will exclusively on My Little Pony from now on. While this may seem like a departure from our previous offerings of zombie bikini babes, the synergy is already having manifold benefits.

Our first product is an 18-month calendar. It will be offered on our website by end of day and feature MLP cosplay (the current title is "My Furry Pony"). The calendars retail for $14.99 and will be available beginning 5/1 at fine retailers!

31/03/2014

Let's accept for a moment that Superman flying around the earth and reversing its orbit would somehow reverse time, instead of merely wreaking savage weather and other catastrophes upon mankind:

These days, all GPS would be screwed up.
All satellites would reporting weird data.
The ISS would certainly have noticed.
Solstice and equinox would fall on different days.
The stars would be ever so slightly wrong.

How did he S to get away with it?*

*Note: "S" meant "hope" on his world.

30/03/2014

Fact: modern role players are not comforted by learning that Tolkien gave you the idea to kill their characters with enormous, talking spiders.

Fact: players under the age of twelve might cry when you kill the character they spent three hours customizing.