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01/08/2020

Due to the global coronavirus pandemic, the entire Toronto Blue Jays baseball franchise( team, coaches, etc) was recently deported from Canada. Canadian government officials decided it was best to not have other baseball teams travel to Toronto, so the Blue Jays packed their bags, and for a short time were nomadic. They eventually found a new home. The Blue Jays are now staying in Buffalo, NY. They will be called the Buffalo Blue Jays until further notice. tbc.

01/08/2020
01/08/2020

Washington Football Team changes it's name to the Washington Red Barons.

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