Don't Tell Mother

22/10/2020

At least she's consistent...

For those still out there who don't know MJ Wong does a show with past guests Chris Martin and Nick Carr tomorrow night. Tickets here: http://www.trybooking.com/BMBHY

11/05/2020

The post is a day late, but of course JM Wong got a present this mamas day. Here she is pictured with novelty sized TV remote control and a biccy from a batch I baked her. (Not pictured: half priced box of Cadbury Roses)

13/04/2020

After oodles of genuine sh*tposting and hack jokes in our WhatsApp, mum finally came good with a funny corona meme

10/02/2020

Hi everyone,

The Mumcast is on hiatus whilst we gather mojo, until then when we return for another season (possibly X-Files season 10 styles), give MJ's other podcast project a listen. The Myoclonic Jerks is a 'medical comedy' podcast where we (MJ, Will and often Dr Toony) discuss interesting facts about medicine with a humerus twist (geddit). This sample episode is one we did on Lithium. Hope you like it, and if you do please subscribe on iTunes or Spotify and give the page a like. Cya on the other side!

http://www.facebook.com/myoclonicjerkspod

Hi everyone, The Mumcast is on hiatus whilst we gather mojo, until then when we return for another season (possibly X-Files season 10 styles), give MJ's other podcast project a listen. The Myoclonic

31/12/2019

Happy New Year from the chair that Sully broke.

31/12/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man Sully (w/ Greg Sullivan)

As promised this is episode is out before the end of 2019, it's also the last episode of the season (and the decade lol!). We're going on a hiatus after this so enjoy this for perhaps eternity. In this ep, old m8 Greg 'Sully' Sullivan tells us about how he was on the drug(s) that killed River Phoenix! Please don't sue me TISM. Thanks to all the guests we've had on this season and of course, you, our listeners - YOU'RE THE STARS! (not really). Follow us on Instagram: mum on and me (MJ Wong) on . Have a great 2020 and life. Peace

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/donttellmother/22-greg-sullivan
iTunes: http://tiny.cc/itunesjmwonglol
Spotify: http://tiny.cc/spotifyjmwonglol

18/12/2019

Says it all really. Last pod of the season dropping before 2019 dies.

26/11/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

Smashed Avo (w/ Steph Tisdell)

This episode we're joined by comedy juggernaut Steph Tisdell. By far the most famous person on our pod now and likely forever. She tells us about how she used to squirrel away spirits and ciggies as a child and leverage her mother's smoking addiction to absolve her guilt. It's a good one, check it out ya migaloos:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/donttellmother/21-steph-tisdell
iTunes: http://tiny.cc/itunesjmwonglol
Spotify: http://tiny.cc/spotifyjmwonglol

12/11/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

Pineapple Express Delivery (w/ Dalton Whiskey)

Cum Balloon/Based Comedy monkey Dalton Whiskey joins us and shares a story that reads like a script for a teen hijinx movie. Too bad his head is too big for the silver screen and John Hughes is dead, like Jeffrey Epstein who didn't kill himself.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/donttellmother/20-dalton-whiskey
iTunes (soon): http://tiny.cc/itunesjmwonglol
Spotify: http://tiny.cc/spotifyjmwonglol

12/11/2019

Hot new ep dropping tomorrow with a big headed cm balloon. No typos. 🌝

04/11/2019

Mum shares a SECRET recipe 👀

29/10/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

JM Wong Birthday Special (Live Show Recap/Debrief)

It was mum's birthday so I gave her an easy one where we sift through the ashes of the live show. Chris Martin comes back on to clear his name. Dan Dennis comes on to gloat about his sexy voice and denim cut offs. Mum gets the 'best present ever'. It's a sweet episode for a sweet lady.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/donttellmother/19-jm-wong-birthday-special
iTunes: http://tiny.cc/itunesjmwonglol
Spotify: http://ti3ny.cc/spotifyjmwonglol

JM Wong Birthday Special (Live Show Recap/Debrief) It was mum's birthday so I gave her an easy one where we sift through the ashes of the live show. Chris Martin comes back on to clear his name. Dan

01/10/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

18 - The Live Show

This is the live show we did as part of Bris Funny Fest 2019. The room was mostly filled with people there for a drag queen show who were told the wrong time to rock up so we let them in. Luckily mum came with a red wig on and they didn't feel completely ripped off (even though it was free).

Hear it on iTunes, Spotify or Soundcloud right here: https://soundcloud.com/donttellmother/18-the-live-show

This is the live show we did as part of Bris Funny Fest 2019. The room was mostly filled with people there for a drag queen show who were told the wrong time to rock up so we let them in. Luckily mum

30/09/2019

Crikey we're back with Facebook 'privileges'. Just in case we get Zucked again please follow us on Instagram

Or just subscribe to our podcast on whatever platform you're using. We're on:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/donttellmother
iTunes: http://tiny.cc/itunesjmwonglol
Spotify: http://tiny.cc/spotifyjmwonglol

Chookas!

Comedian MJ Wong gets guests to tell his mother (JM Wong) stories that they wouldn't tell their own mother.

30/09/2019

Can we post again?

27/08/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

Episode 16: Joe Shaffer - Texan Tinkles

This episode we're joined by (Texas) Joe Shaffer. He tells us why his relationship with his (Australian) fiance in number 1. Mum also finally comes up with a response to Rove's greeting.

Thanks to the people that came to the live show, it'll be out in a few weeks or so.

Find us on iTunes here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dont-tell-mum-with-mj-wong/id1449599080

Or Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/192RAgMt2P4dTGucGA2uNq

Libsyn: http://mjwonglol.libsyn.com/

27/08/2019

Forgot to post this from the live Don't Tell Mum podcast we did the other day lol. New ep out tomorrow with TEXAS Joe Shaffer

25/08/2019

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25/08/2019

Thanks to everyone who came to the first (and probably last) live show of our podcast. Mum came dressed as a blind fast food clown all of her own comedic volition and crushed. Thanks to lil Elliott Stewart for guesting, Dan Dennis for delivering alcohol and Chris Martin Comedian for agreeing to appear as his doppelganger Harvey Weinstein/almost committing career su***de. What a ride, episode will be out in a few weeks.

25/08/2019

Mum getting blown off by some dude whilst flyering aka just flyering. She's putting her whole ass into this show. Come along, don't disappoint Mrs. Wong tickets here: tix.yt/mummy

24/08/2019

Our first (and maybe last) live podcast is TONIGHT! We have lil Elliot Stewart (RAW national finalist/good boy) guesting from Sydney and an international guest! I've set up a special code "HE**AI" for all you cheap buggers. Get them here: tix.yt/mummy

21/08/2019

This Sunday. Let's get a decent crowd in for ma tix.yt/mummy

20/08/2019

Yea mum. Our live show is THIS SUNDAY. Get ya tickies: tix.yt/mummy

19/08/2019

MJ Wong gets comedians to tell his mum stories they wouldn't tell their own mum. See it happen for the FIRST EVER (and maybe last) LIVE podcast THIS SUNDAY (25/8) at Heya Bar 7pm. Interstate and international(!) guests lined up and MJ will tell his mum a story he's been too embarassed to tell her. Tickets $12: tix.yt/mummy

14/08/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

Episode 15: Ting Lim - Flying Truant

(Rove isn't on the episode, it's just that Ting gigged with him once and he's our tagline)

In this episode we're joined by Ting Lim (Ting's Fancy Page) who tells us about how she misused her scholarship money to HAVE FUN (VERY NAUGHTY ASIAN DAUGHTER). Her mum found out anyway, because she's a typical Asian mum and of course she was spying on Ting. Standard shaming and guilt tripping ensued. And of course this will probably be a theme of Ting's first solo show which you can see tomorrow and Sunday at Heya Bar (Heya Comedy) as part of Bris Funny Fest. Tickets here:
https://www.stickytickets.com.au/88704/ting_lim_out_on_a_lim.aspx

Listen to the ep on:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dont-tell-mum-with-mj-wong/id1449599080
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/192RAgMt2P4dTGucGA2uNq
Libsyn: http://mjwonglol.libsyn.com/episode-15-ting-lim

Also see these:
MJ's solo show THIS SUNDAY: tix.yt/mjwonglol
OUR LIVE PODCAST NEXT SUNDAY: tix.yt/mummy

13/08/2019

New episode out tomorrow night. It was gonna be out tomorrow morn but I've been too busy gigging and working on my own show (this Sunday - please buy some damn tickets) and now I'm beddy-byes before I have a breakdown. The ep is with the very Asian Ting Lim. She has a show on Sunday (and Thursday) too: https://www.stickytickets.com.au/88704/ting_lim_out_on_a_lim.aspx

Multiple dates at Heya Bar, , . Ever bid farewell to everything you know? Ever gone out on a limb? Ting Lim did just that when she migrated to Brisbane from Singapore. S...

02/08/2019

Hooooo baby we gotta sell some tickies to the live show (Sunday 25th August). Confirmed interstate and international guest + I'm gonna tell mum a story which might make her not love me anymore. Tickets here: tix.yt/mummy

7:00 PM Sun 25 Aug at Heya Bar, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane. "Don't Tell Mum! (with MJ Wong)" is a podcast where MJ Wong (duh) gets comedians to tell his mum (JM Wong) stories they would never tell their own mum. Come see the action (and shamelessness) in the f...

30/07/2019

***NEW EPISODE of Don't Tell Mum***

Episode 14: Grace Jarvis - Dicksie Chick

This episode has wholesome country girl/funny lady Grace Jarvis telling us a story about blow jobs and betrayal. She's one of Brisbane's biggest up and comers, so of course she's going to Sydney soon. But before then, catch her show at Bris Funny Fest 'Doing Alright' - tickets here: https://www.stickytickets.com.au/88834/grace_jarvis__doing_alright.aspx

Find her on facebook () and insta ()

Have a listen here: http://mjwonglol.libsyn.com/episode-14-grace-jarvis

on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dont-tell-mum-with-mj-wong/id1449599080

or Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/192RAgMt2P4dTGucGA2uNq

or LIVE: tix.yt/mummy

LISTEN, LIKE, SHARE, REVIEW PLZ KK THX

29/07/2019

New episode out tomorrow with the one and only Groce Jorvis

26/07/2019

Poll ended. RICE WINS 👲🐟🍚

17/07/2019

***NEW EPISODE***

In the second half of our collab with the Leisuremasters, Jacob Lingard tells us about his childhood getting cucked by horses. We also talk gentleman's c*nts. Leisuremasters isn't a male r***e for hens nights, or a gay underground night club. It's a podcast with Jacob Lingard and Ryan Sim. Check it out here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id959257399

I'm gonna tell my mum a disgusting story at our live podcast along with some guests. Live show tickets are available here: tix.yt/mummy

Find us on iTunes here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dont-tell-mum-with-mj-wong/id1449599080

Or Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/192RAgMt2P4dTGucGA2uNq

Libsyn: http://mjwonglol.libsyn.com/episode-13-jacob-lingard

05/07/2019

I can't believe our disgusting podcast got promoted on ABC. We're on near the start. Mum killed it and is already demanding Evian and camembert next time we record the pod.

https://www.abc.net.au/radio/brisbane/programs/afternoons/afternoons/11263634

Be entertained, informed and given plenty of food for thought as you navigate the school pick up

05/07/2019

It's me mum