28/04/2020
It's official: The Russian Orthodox Church is now the most forgiving religion on Earth. Sure, they still hold a grudge over the West using unleavened bread for the Eucharist since 1057 but, come on, leavened bread just tastes better. That's really important. They're more forgiving for the minor things; things like Joseph Stalin trying to stamp out all religion through murder and societal exclusion (to be honest, his best work) not to mention his myriad of other crimes against humanity. The church not only accepts Joseph Stalin but they now proudly display his image in a place of worship! And only 67 years after his death?! That's about in line with the writing of one of the first gospels after another savior's death. Do I see yet more great but bizarre religions on the horizon? How old will one have to be before they can stand up among their peers and relatives and off their first kulak? I'm sure it will be symbolic, of course; perhaps by befriending and then sneaking up on a watermelon to do it in with an ice axe. http://www.msn.com/en-xl/europe/europe-top-stories/giant-russian-church-to-feature-putin-and-stalin-mosaics/ar-BB13hcOK?ocid=spartanntp&fbclid=IwAR13FL9cL1XJSb3MlFk6imGRFGOV8r6NZtDMt54elM8v6Vt9qTQmbGY0oX8
Giant Russian church to feature Putin and Stalin mosaics
