The Puns

28/03/2022

Will Smith assaults Chris Rock at Oscars

Chris Rock made jokes about different people in the audience as typically done at the Oscar’s. Chris Rock made a joke about Will Smiths wife in reference to GI Jane 2. Will smith then goes on stage and violently slaps Chris Rock and yells for him to keep his wife’s name out of Chris Rocks mouth.

https://twitter.com/nolovenoangel/status/1508270476522659847?s=21&t=6RMKzK-7LxC3_PImr_fnUA

“Will Smith actually punched Chris Rock for making a joke about Jada😭😭😭 https://t.co/nevAPBjzSJ”

28/02/2022

No Peace as Negotions Conclude

Ukrainian President said “Second round will take place in near future. “

As of now, there is no cease fire. A Ukrainian airfield was bombed at the conclusion of the talks today. No signs of an end any time soon.

28/02/2022

Fire on Felton St in Adam’s Ave Area 🔥

Avoid area. Large presence of emergency vehicles. Roads are blocking area.

15/02/2022

Bomb Making Materials found in vehicle at NAS North Island

Bomb making materials were discovered in a car that was stopped for question. Main gate has been closed.

More details to come.

11/02/2022

Alec Baldwin returns to acting after “Rust” incident

The actor was spotted on the set of his new film “97 Minutes” which is about a plane that is hijacked and authorities rush to save the plane before it is crashed. The actor had not been on a movie set since October 21, 2021 when the cinematographer, Halyna Hutchins had been shot by a prop gun being held by Alec Baldwin.

In an Instagram video he states:

"I said I would keep a little diary while I was traveling and working," Baldwin said while lying down in bed. "We had our first day today, which is always tricky. I don't work as much as I used to, and I've said this before maybe, but you go to work, and you forget what you're supposed to do. I just was like, oh, God what do you do? What is acting or any of this nonsense that I've ended up doing?"

He continued: "It's strange to go back to work. I haven't worked since Oct. 21 of last year when this horrible thing happened on the set of this film, and the accidental death of our cinematographer Halyna Hutchins."

The investigation into the shooting on the Rust set that took the life of Halyna Hutchins is still ongoing.

10/02/2022

San Diego Mask Mandate Ends 2/15

This coming Tuesday the mask mandate in San Diego will expire in accordance with the state mandate that is set to expire. Vaccinated individuals will not be required to wear masks in doors with the exceptions of schools, hospitals, public transport, etc.

10/02/2022

Missing woman body found near Camp Pendleton

Sara Celeste Otero has been located. Unfortunately she died from falling from a cliff. Cause of death has not been determined at this time.

10/02/2022

Massive Fire in Laguna Beach California

It started around 4am PST. Fire Authorities state that the fire has slowed in spreading and is looking very good. As of now, no homes have been affected. All Laguna Beach schools have been closed today as a result of the fire.

10/02/2022

Bob Saget cause of death

Was head trauma according to family. Police have determined he accidentally hit the back of his head and went to sleep without having it checked out. Medical examiner claims no foul play.

04/02/2022

Flooding in Normal Heights due to a fire hydrant being hit. Police are blocking roads. Avoid Area.