I'm too old for my age

25/01/2024

What's your relationship status?

Me: Jesus take the wheel 😔

29/12/2023

We've just gotten over

Merry Christmas vs Marry Christmas

Now the battle between Stationery & Stationary has began ...
Azishe😎

15/12/2023

Disgusting.

Vile . Cruel

18/11/2023

Not many might know but South Africa was on brink to miss the world cup by direct qualifications . They finished the Super league table below Afghanistan aswell .

Their front line pacer got injured just before the world cup . Going for the WC in such conditions which are known as spin friendly their two front line spinners were averaging mid 30s . They had to go with 2 inexperienced fast bowlers as well .

They were favorites of none in the start . But as soon as the WC starts , they came all guns blazing and entertain the fans most as compared to other teams . Destroyed English and Lankan bowling attack completely . They played amazing cricket for most part of the tournament against all the odds . This wasnt choking , it was a hard fought SemiFinal . Deserves an appreciation .

Well Played Proteas !

12/11/2023

January , how are you 😭

09/11/2023

09/11/2023

Okay 🤣🤣🤣

06/11/2023

" No way , Ice Spice impregnated Drake."

That's someone's comment🤣🤣. Y'all are crazy 4 real

Now I’m not sayin anything but Adonis’ hair looks exactly like Ice Spice’s natural hair 🤷🏽‍♂️😳

06/11/2023

May G-d of cricket shine upon Temba Bavuma - Centuries all around.

May our batting and bowling team be unstoppable. This year is the year of

05/11/2023

South Africa 🤣🤣🤣.

What in the Comedy Central boxing is this? I love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

02/11/2023

Quinton you beauty

𝗤𝗗𝗞 🤝 𝗥𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲

Check the scoreboard numbers don't lie 🇿🇦 🔢

A brilliant partnership between this duo 👏

02/11/2023

All are brilliant . 🌼

Tall, taller, tallest 😁🇿🇦

01/11/2023

Protea 🔥

🇿🇦 PROTEAS DROWN BLACK CAPS

An batting masterclass from RVD(133) & QDK (114) to earn South Africa a victory in Pune. This was accompanied by brilliant bowling from Keshav Maharaj & Marco Jansen 👏

🇿🇦 move to the top of the standings 🔝

31/10/2023

uBaba weSizwe
Father of the nation 😭😭😭

Give him the land
Give him your wives😭😭😭

HANDRE POLLARD 🏈🇿🇦🏆🎉
Our breadwinner ❤️🇿🇦🏈

31/10/2023

G.O.A.T

42% - Kwagga Smith turned over or disrupted 41% of the defensive rucks he hit in the 2023 (13/31).

The best rate of any player to hit 20+ defensive rucks.

Smith won 10 turnovers in total (including 3️⃣ in the final), at least 3️⃣ more than any other player.

A nuisance to the opposition! 💪🏻 🇿🇦







©️ OptaJonny

31/10/2023

Guys 🥰

🇿🇦 Faf de Klerk receiving good luck messages ahead of the final. 👶

30/10/2023

If FIFA Awards had an Endurance category .. Man United fans would win.

People I've been enduring not enjoying 😭😭.

30/10/2023

Apparently Mo Salah is like WiFi.... Only connects at Anfield.

It disconnects once it lands in Cairo

It's not my handwriting😭

Mo Salah ranked in 11th place for the 2023 Men's Ballon d'Or 👏

30/10/2023

For what ? Ballon d'Or for what ? Didn't he get one last year for leading Argentina to their World Cup win . Now what could possibly put him in position to win again?

*NB: Di Mara didn't get the recognition he deserved for his World Cup contribution.

Lionel Messi has arrived! 🐐

Eighth Ballon d'Or loading? 👀🏆

30/10/2023

Marco Jansen has stepped up for South Africa with both bath and ball 💪

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30/10/2023

Aiden Markram's record for the fastest World Cup 100 lasted less than a month, as Glenn Maxwell carted the Netherlands to all parts en route to a 40-ball 101.

Can't even knock it because we lost to the Netherlands🤣🤣

30/10/2023

WHAT A FANTASTIC WIN FOR AFGHANISTAN!!!!

111 unbroken partnership between Azmatullah Omarzai & Shahidi 👏

Congratulations Afghanistan!!!

30/10/2023

❤️ Gambia

My continent is so beautiful

The Gambia 🇬🇲 ( The smiling coast of Africa)

~ Gambia has a total population of 2,605,997

~ Capital Banjul

~main religion: Islam 95.7 % and 4.6% Christianity

~ Gambia is the 5th most peaceful country in Africa

~ One of the best tourist destinations in Africa

30/10/2023

15 December?

What Cyril is Schuster & we've been Schust .. because 15 December??😳🤯

29/10/2023

🤣🤣🤣

I thought it was a nice touch by the French to switch the lights off…make the winners feel at home….