Smutty & Nutty (2024)

04/01/2023

Dearest S**tlings,

Thank you for your continued support over the last year and a half. To those of you who have stuck around since we were Chaos & Cocks—you have no idea how much it means to us.

You all have watched us grow and laugh about all things bookish and s**tty. However, as you’ve probably noticed, we haven’t shared any new podcast episodes since June 2022.

Our hosts are off working on separate projects and as a collective, we have determined it is no longer fair to our listeners to leave you without answers. For the foreseeable future, S**tty & Nutty will not be posting any new content. If ever the time comes where we are all able to get together to chat again, we hope you will be willing to listen and laugh with us again.

Stay up to date on all the new projects from your favorite hosts:

We are so proud of everything S**tty & Nutty has brought to not only our group, but the bookish community as a whole. It has been such a wonderful, wild ride.

We hope you all have an amazing 2023!

~ Gaggle of Fickle S**t S***s

28/10/2022

Today is a FREAKING AMAZING day…it’s birthday!!!! Help us wish Jess a happy birthday and give her all of the love she deserves!! Here is some love from those of us that love her most…

Jess, words aren’t enough to describe how much I love you. Thank you for being there for me, for hyping me up and bullying me into writing hockey, and for just being you. Happy freaking birthday my love! I’m so proud of how far you’ve come and I can’t wait to celebrate all of your successes and accomplishments to come. You’re incredible! Love you aggressively😘
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Happy birthday to our very own pirate-turned-syren queen! Jess, you are so incredibly talented and I just adore you. Your research skills are next to none and I always know I can count on you to tell us about the way things work. I hope you have the absolute best day today and get some much deserved relaxation. Love you so dang much! 🦇🎃-

Happy birthday you seafaring witch! I hope your day is filled with all the pirates, water monsters, and love. Please go relax and enjoy your day! Read all the books, eat all the goldfish, and make sure your demon kitty doesn’t eat any of your favorite things. Love you!!!! -

Happy birthday to the pirate queen!! Thank you for always being there with the facts and how to’s! We would be so damn lost without you!! I hope you have the best freaking birthday and that you feel all the love!! I cannot wait to celebrate your book being out soon! I’m so excited for this journey you are on and to see how far you go!! I looooveeee you so much!! 🏴‍☠️👑 -

25/10/2022

Today is a FREAKING AMAZING day…it’s birthday!!!! Help us wish Lexi a happy bday and give her all of the love she deserves!! Here is some love from those of us that love her most…

Lexi—-
Happy freaking birthday to the aesthetic queen. From the moment I met you, I’ll admit that I was intimated by you because everything about you was so polished and aesthetic and I’m like… this girl gonna be friends with me? But goodness have I adored getting to know you over these past two years. I hope you have a fan-f**king-tastic birthday and that you’re spoiled to high hel. So proud of you and I’ve loved being a part of your journey. It’s been an honor to be your friend and support you! Love love love you so much! Happy birthday qweeennn 👑
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Happy, spooky birthday Smexi-Lexi! I am so beyond blessed to have you in my life and am freaking honored to call you a friend. You are the aesthetic rock that keeps this crazy gaggle of fickle s**t s***s in line—we’d never be able to be us without you! Thank you for always being willing to partake in my spooky shenanigans from tarot reading to ghost stories 👻 I love you so freakin’ much and hope today is filled with buckets of coffee and the s**ttiest books a girl could ask for!
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Happy birthday Lexi!! I love you so much and I hope your day is filled with all the love and spookiness your heart can handle!! ❤️
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Lexiii!! Happy mother freaking birthday you spooky lady!! 👻 I hope you have the best day with all the yummy snacks, coffee, with some monster s**t and/or Tessa books thrown in!!! Thank you for always being there for me and for the 3948493 daily voice messages about random things. For the crying over all things ACOTAR and Tessa men with me. I literally don’t know what the f**k I would do without you!! I looovveee you so much! -

18/10/2022

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14/10/2022

What are you reading this weekend s**tlings? We hope it's freaking filthy 😈🍆
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13/10/2022

It's the kind of day where we just want to be scooped up and thrown over some monsters shoulder and taken away from the cruel world 😭 Tell us all your favorite monstrous s**tty reads in the comments and help us with some escapism.
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10/10/2022

Hey S**tlings!

We wanted to remind you of our February 2022 interview with best selling author .whitney.writer (show description below). All of our podcast information is in our bio 🤓

Not only has she given birth to a beautiful baby boy recently, but she is releasing another amazing book this month!

Make sure to pre-order Break The Glass, a paranormal erotica novella, inspired by the story of Bloody Mary. We already have it on our TBR and you should too, it hits e-readers on October 14th 😈

Congratulations Jack! You're a freaking queen!

February 14, 2022: This week, we’re joined by Jack Whitney, author of the Honest Scrolls series and the newest bestseller Sweet Girl. We talked about getting that orange bestseller banner, switching genres, switching from writing a 900 page book to writing a short novella, building ARC teams, marketing, books we’re currently reading, and got a bit into our personal lives too!

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05/10/2022

Do you have an unhinged ACOTAR theory? Let us know in the comments! Try not to start any fights lol

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30/09/2022

Today is a FREAKING AWESOME day… it’s birthday!!! Please join us in giving Gabbie all the birthday wishes and love she deserves! Here are some words from the people that love her the most...

Yo Gabba-gabs!! Happiest birthday to the funniest, sweetest, Libra-queen I know. I am so lucky to call you one of my best friends. I hope today is amazing and that the next year around the sun brings you everything your heart desires. And maybe even a co-written book will be part of that *wink, wink*. I love you so much and am beyond proud of you always! Now go read some books and eat all the cake because you deserve it✨ -

🦆Happy ducking birthday to you Gabs!Thank you for being the most sunshine-y, real, beautiful souled person in my life! For fangirling over Draco with me to me waking up to 19 videos from you on TikTok! 😂 Talking to you is always the highlight of my day, thank you for always being able to make me laugh and smile! I f**king love you and appreciate you!!!-

Gabba, thank you for being the most amazing, kind, genuine, and beautiful person I’ve had the pleasure of knowing! You shine brighter than the sun and I hope you have an amazing birthday! ❤️🥰 -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GABBIEST OF GABS! You’re the sweetest, kindest, and most amazing person ever! I’m so glad you were born and get to send us all the hockey, dramione, and dark romance s**t. Keep doing you boo cause there is no one else that can. I love you and I hope you have an amazing day! -

29/09/2022

Have you ever dreamt of being a witch that lives in a cabin? One that lures willing and yummy lovers to their spooky dwelling? We sure as s**t do! Tell us all your favorite witchy & s**tty reads in the comments and enjoy some of our favorites 🖤

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15/08/2022

Can anyone guess the book we were talking about?
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Daddy Ruhn is truly the star of the show. Sarah, we’re watching you. 👀
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06/06/2022

Happy Monday S**tlings!

What is your favorite fanfic?

Don't miss our latest Draco podcast 😈

14/05/2022

Do you ever want to be an omega? We sure as s**t do! Tell us all your favorite omegaverse s**tty reads in the comments and enjoy some of our favorites 🖤
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30/03/2022

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But it stops at the edge of the wood.
It halts at the borders between worlds,
For beyond, there lies nothing of good.
Hushed whispers all speak of what haunts there,
In the brack, in the depths of the fen -
The creatures both monstrous and gaunt there,
Not the village's hale, hearty men.
But cradled in claws in the shadows -
Something kindles like flickering fire -
As hammering heart howls to run,
Something deeper stills, caught by desire.
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16/03/2022

It’s taken us longer than we’d like to get organized, but our signed paperback giveaway to benefit RAINN is finally here!

Thank you to all of the authors who donated ❤️

To enter:
- Donate to RAINN (any amount)
- Submit your receipt of donation to the Google form in our bio
- You will be entered to win some amazing books from various amazing authors

There will be 3 winners: two US and one international. The fundraiser will run through April 30th, and we will announce the winners here shortly after.

We will not DM any winners, and this is our ONLY account. Do not give your credit card or personal information to anyone.

We want to reiterate: we stand with the victims. Always.

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