Emily Valentine (2025)

18/06/2025

Clearing out my camera roll 📷 Filling my life with Family, food, dogs, cute things and luxe life upgrades makes for a rich and tasty life.

1. Still obsessed with my new hair
2. In my Utah curl era
3. .louisie returns from the outback 🇦🇺
4. Latest jewellery pieces in my collection
5. Garden parties are my fav thing
6. The most perfect dinner party dress
7. And the most perfect dinner party to wear it to
8. A precious night out with sister
9. Summer skincare shopping at the market
10. Family strolls in Richmond
11. New breakfast fav
12. Seggs therapist alter ego
13. Buzzing about this haul
14. My two worldies
15. STAN
16. Found my silver creps
17. Anatomical perfection 👌
18. Nate’s bucket list moment
19. Ai getting me arrested on my wedding day
20. Felt cute

16/04/2025

BRB spiralling into my quiet luxury era after the dreamiest 24 hours in wine country 🥩 🍷 🍇 ☀️

in Stellenbosch was everything we needed after the chaos of Cape Town. This place was a full nervous system reset for us. So calm, so quiet, so old money energy, silence. i know, say less ✋

We didn’t even upgrade the room and it was already stunning (slide 9 for the room tour) huge bed, giant bath, private patio where we had breakfast in robes like we were in a honeymoon romcom. Oh, and the mini was fully stocked and completely complimentary.

The Wine tasting was included (iconic) in the stay, the steak restaurant was really decent, and they left champagne + rose petals in the room which honestly felt dangerously normal by the end of this trip lol (face). They had a spa too which we didn’t try my loved gorgeous.

If you’re heading to Cape Town or doing safari nearby, bookmark 👏 this 👏 estate 👏 It’s only 90 mins from the city and feels like a different world.

SAVE this post 👇 here are some other SA vineyards that caught my eye:

Might do a whole trip based around vineyard hopping because I think I’ve not felt this level of content in a while?? 🍷💭

❤️

14/04/2025

Cape Town 🇿🇦 you were cute, coastal and chaotic (slide 8)… and the first stop on our 2 country, 5 destination honeymoon!

This city just knows how to deliver everything; boujee brunches, coastal hikes, ssexy rooftop bars, al fresco dining at its best, cocktails, kayaking with dolphins (and great whites apparently but we move?!), and some fairy pool magic. It was giving “adventure meets aesthetic” in the best way and it was such a fab start to our honeymoon.

✈️ If you’re heading to Cape Town soon save my recommendations 👇

My top 5 must-dos:

🌊 Kayak the Atlantic in the AM to spot dolphins and penguins

🌊 Swim in the Fairy Pools – wear shoes you don’t mind ruining and its icy

⛰️ Climb Lion’s Head – it’s a hike not a hot girl walk, so dress accordingly

🌅 Sunset drinks – Gigi rooftop or The Bungalow ok

🍹 Night out on Regent Road – cocktails, great food + amazing ppl watching, the best combo

🥘 Top eats? Blondies, Una MAs, Sea Breeze, Codfather, Ouezra and brunch at Gigi’s rooftop, Nice to Matcha and Maggie Lous.

We stayed at Gorgeous George in the city bowl – v boutique-y, incredible service and food and central (not the most glamorous area, but you can Uber everywhere for like £3, and honestly it was perfect).

Already planning a round two. If you’ve got Cape Town recs I missed, drop them below 🖤

Forming a support group for anyone who climbs Lion’s head with zero warning. Comment below to join hi

ps. my honeymoon gets more romantic from here. Next stop: Lanzerac wine country)

24/12/2024

December dump ✨ 📷

When the good moments far out weight the sh*t ones. December has been 👌

1. Festive fit for a night out with the girls
2. The GWORLZ
3. Flying home from Australia with 🥂 & HP 🇦🇺
4. Wondering why I left Australia
5. Festive nails 🍒
6. The 6 course tasting menu at .london
7. New cut and colour by team *pr / jumper by
8. Painting date 🎨
9. Bed & hangover day
10. Finally, blue skies
11. Christmas decs at
12. Christmas tradition with Nate 🥂
13. New festive hair style unlocked
14. Sparkly bits from *pr
15. 💋 ✌️ 📸
16. Most worn piece of knitwear / size M
17. Beaut blow out by *pr
18. Xmas lolz
19. Feeling sexy at
20. Home for Christmas 🚂

15/12/2024

Officially retiring as a wedding planner.

First task: pour the champagne 🥂

short wedding dress //

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01/12/2024

My unfiltered observations from my stay in Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺:

1. You’ll lose 5 minutes waiting for the pedestrian crossing to turn green, and when it does you only to get 2 seconds to cross the road.
2. The coffee game? Unreal. Incredible flat whites and DECAF for £2.50? London could never. ☕
3. Fitness isn’t a hobby here; it’s a personality trait. Everyone has that “I take care of myself” glow
4. Avocados are DOUBLE the size, but the chocolate is sh*t.
5. Australia isn’t as expensive as I thought. I live in London and it’s SO much more expensive.
6. The MAFS rumours are true; people actually walk around barefoot…
7. Getting up early is a way of life and I get it. When the sun’s out and the beach calls, why sleep in? ☀️
8. The first 5 people I spoke to here were from there UK. Sydney’s culture is… British but with a fat dose of positivity and ease.
9. The food scene? Good wine, smol plates, aesthetic backdrops, steak frites night for $40 AUS with unlimited fries and a delicious glass of wine - unreal 🥩🍷
10. Living standards are sky-high—clean, safe, and uncompromisingly good. ✅
11. Sydney is a wild blend of architectural styles. One minute you’re on Venice beach, then New Orleans, turn the corner and its lower Manhattan!
12. From speaking to ex-pats you can move here and basically double your salary and live a very good life.

Sydney is a vibe, but what struck me most is how much it’s a lifestyle change, not a cultural shift.

Have you travelled or lived in Australia? What were your biggest takeaways? Drop them below! 👇

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26/10/2024

20.10.2024 💍 🕊️ in the iconic Little White Wedding Chapel, Las Vegas in front of all our loved ones and Elvis Presley, the king himself, we said I do to choosing each other, forever.

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07/10/2023

10 alternate high school realities 👩‍🎓 ~
No. 5 did me dirrrrty 💀

~ WASP Emily
~ Popular Emily
~ Clueless Emily
~ Honor roll Emily
~ Serial killer Emily
~ Bible study Emily
~ Latina Emily
~ Varsity Emily
~ Brooklyn Emily
~ Prom queen Emily
~ Beverley hills high Emily
~ Emily and Nate’s love child

29/08/2023

When comes calling, you fly home from Edinburgh, pack an overnight bag, and jump in the back seat (not forgetting the boyf & dog of course).

We lived our best English countryside fantasy thanks to Land Rover Discovery and the unforgettable weekend at

✔️Swanky door to door pick ups in a SVO customer range
✔️Farm to plate foraging
✔️Forest dining
✔️In suite champagne baths & room service
✔️A bbq dinner and drinks
✔️Everyman screening of Top gun maverick and a firework finale

Once the kids and dogs went to bed the adults stayed up having cocktails in the bar and I’m definitely on day 2 of my hangover. nO RaGrAats 🫠 YOLO etc.

Nate and I were the only childless couple ~ and as a couple that talks a lot about what having children would mean ~ but it was so great hanging with all the parents (.dammone ) showing us that having kids doesnt rob you of your fun, sense of self and independence 🙌 *press stay / ad

23/08/2023

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14/08/2023

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02/07/2023

Closing the Or**sm Gap: Because we all deserve mind-blowing pleasure! 💥 Spent an incredible evening at this week with some fearless, intelligent women who are holding space for women’s s3xual wellbeing and confidence.

Being in a room full of women sharing fantasies and vulnerabilities in the same breath is beyond empowering. 💫

After 3 rosé fizz I checked back into my suite (in the same hotel) with a four tubs of dip and a big white bed to myself. 🍕🛌

If you are interested in spending an evening this way then book one of S*x Talk events (more info on her page). Huge thanks to .quanna and Locke hotels for the invite✨

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Emily Valentine