Utterly Useless (2025)

10/03/2025

It’s the final countdown! One last ride back to the 80s. This week on the UUP, we are discussing some merit badges to inspire your life. Our misery is your pleasure. Next is spin the wheel where it’s time for some wholistic beautiful and disgusting questions only found right here. Then we jump into the 80s most rewatchable bracket and answer the question…what is the most rewatchable 80s movie!?!We conclude with our recommendations!

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25/02/2025

Alright, Alright! You want more Utterly Useless Podcast? You want to be entertained and a laugh? Fine! We have another one for you! This week on the UUP, we talk about our merit badges and yes, everything we say today is 20% better. Then it’s off to spin the wheel and answer some questions that are important, funny, and outrageous. After, It’s back to the 80s where we are trying to find the most rewatchable 80s movie…and trust us…we will. We conclude with recommendations.

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17/02/2025

This week on the Useless Podcast things get wacky, weird and funny. We talk about life earned merit badges that you must hear about. We spin the wheel and answer the questions of the universe because we are professionally trained qualified volunteers who can to do the job at a satisfactory level. We hope right back into the most rewatchable 80’s movie tournament. In conclusion, we recommend something juicy.

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10/02/2025

Your number 1 podcast in the car is back. We are bringing to you the most entertaining podcast you’ve ever heard. We are back with some fun and games but really wise wisdom. Tune in. Sit back and relax on your drive to work and enjoy some truly Utterly Useless Podcast. And when you’re done, be sure to leave us a sweet review.

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07/01/2025

It’s part 2 and the conclusion of our 2024 Normie Awards on the Utterly Useless Podcast…the only podcast that still believes.

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31/12/2024

It’s our final episode of the year! Of course we are bringing to you our Normie Awards! That’s right, we talk about some of the best and worst movies of the year. Enjoy the last day of the year with some Utterly Useless Podcast.

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17/12/2024

It’s the podcast you want and you deserve. That’s right! It’s the Utterly Useless Podcast. This week on the UUP, it’s back to basics with some merit badges. Then it’s off to spin the wheel and we get your questions from the multiverse answered. Alert the media, cause it’s time for some fake news. We move on to our draft where we think of 4 life mulligans. We conclude with our recommendations.

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03/12/2024

Do you hear what I hear? A podcast, a podcast, whispering in the night with a following as high as a kite…this week on the Utterly Useless Podcast, it’s back to those we learned and often silly merit badges. Then it’s off to spin the wheel where we have 10 categories of questions and fate gives us them to answer. Upon further listening it’s a mighty Quizzel me this as Brett vs Timmy take on 80’s and 90’s trivia. We follow up with some Black Friday shopping on the iTunes and draft from the $4.99 section in our draft draft boom. We conclude with recommendations.

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12/11/2024

This is our 100th episode!

Thank you for listening and being entertained!

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10/09/2024

This week on the UUP you’re getting old, like us…and that’s ok, it’s time to settle down. Just turn up the beat to the podcast and listen up. We start with some light conversation to seduce you in. We make a move by spinning the wheel of random questions…and don’t worry, we answer every single question in forensic detail. Next, we take on some trivia from the streaming services. If that wasn’t enough, and it never is, we draft some non-super powered individuals and some of us namely one, did not understand the assignment. Of course we part ways with our recommendations. Call me maybe.

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26/08/2024

Previously on the Utterly Useless Podcast…we talk about stuff…

Fast forward to now…

In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", and play the randomoid "Spin-the-Wheel" game, Jeremy's returning segment of "Fake News", we then work on drafting Super Heroes Trinkets and Items then conclude the podcast with "One Good Recommendation."

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14/07/2024

Better late than never. Last week on the Utterly Useless Podcast, we have our first court of honor and announce 3 merit badges of life each. Yes, one of them…something lights on fire. Then we move to our spin the wheel where we answer 9, not 10 categories of questions. What will we ask? What will we answer? Up next is our drafting of the X-men Universe. The good ones go quick…who is stuck with the worst? Let us know. We conclude with recommendations. Spoiler: we will be on another hiatus for about 3 weeks. We hope you’re having a great summer. Listen more to our podcast. Let us know anything you want to hear.

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11/06/2024

Fellow podcast listeners and followers…we greatly appreciate your support for our exclusive one of a kind content. Unfortunately, The beginning of summer is approaching which has created busy schedules. We will be taking a small break. But fear not! More new episodes will be arriving in July. Until such time, please enjoy our back catalogue of episodes, share them with friends and family and be sure you let us know how we are doing, what you want to hear more, less, the whole thing. We do read them. Like, comment, subscribe.

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04/06/2024

This week on The Utterly Useless Podcast we share are personal information…well, not really, sorta, just listen and find out. We delve into our merit badges of life and find out how crazy we have been. Then we spin the wheel of random questions and find out the mysteries of the universe and actually tell you. Then we play a game. It’s quizzel me this, Brett vs Timmy. Later on we draft television series. Who has the best list? We conclude with recommendations.

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14/05/2024

Why do you ask questions you to which you already know the answer? That’s because we are the Utterly Useless Podcast and we often don’t pay attention. This week on the UPP we give you our 2 hour juicy podcast that will bring fun and joy to your life. Yes. We are serious. But it may disappoint you too. We like to ride the middle. We begin with our merit badges. Then off to spin the wheel and answers those questions you already know the answers. Then it’s re-Reddit with Jeremy. We are off to the casting office and recast the 2000 X-men movie. Tell us who has the best picks. We conclude with our recommendations.

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07/05/2024

I don’t really have a cleaver Intro to the podcast today. So…welcome to the Utterly Useless Podcast, the only podcast that asks….are you not entertained? We do things. We say stuff. There is a couple laughs. Tune in. No spoilers.

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10/04/2024

Pain heals…chicks dig scars…glory lasts forever…and so does this podcast. Welcome to the UUP! This week we are back to basics with merit badges. Then it’s off to spin the wheel and get some questions answered. We know you like it. Then we jump right back into March Madness to determine what is the MOST rewatchable sports movie….we are getting closer. We conclude with our recommendation.

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02/04/2024

Somebody’s closer….this week on the UUP, we are back at it with those merit badges…no we like them badges and we cannot lie…then play spin the wheel and ask important questions to life you will only find right here…and we answer them. We step right back into March Madness to determine what is the MOST rewatchable sports movie. We conclude with our recommendation.

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