Mulomo Diggers

11/01/2024

Those saying he meant well ba praise singer. Let us see you go back to the village since you are just renting.

07/01/2024

Mpatamato kawama nama upstairs 🤣🤣

29/12/2023

Which Zambian tribe has the poverty of the mind?

16/12/2023

YOU THINK I CHOSE TO WALK WITH TORN BOXER - BICYCLE REPAIRER CRIES HITTING A CLIENT

A middle aged man only identified as a bicycle repairer from Monze has reportedly left his client half dead after he made fun of his torn boxer and strange Bamba.

The bicycle repairer was working on the client's bicycle wheel. His trousers kept on disturbing him. Time after time he could reach for his waist and pull it up but after getting grease, his hands became dirty and could not pull his trousers up.

The trousers slipped and a torn boxer with a strange Bamba, it looked like a woman's item.
The client was unfortunately standing behind him. Aisha you should get a proper boxer after I pay you was what the man said and caused laughter in the loosely structured shelter as everyone saw the wonder sight but kept quiet.

The bicycle repairer only turned to him and said no one would choose to walk around with a torn boxer. With tears in his eyes, he held the man by the neck and gave him three straight headbutts.

Luckily, people got hold of him. It is only my wife is a good woman. Instead of leaving me, she has been supportive. She even gave me her own und*rwe*r to cover my shape and you are here making fun of me.

Meanwhile, the man managed to get his bicycle and said sorry to Aisha.

Do not laugh at people before you read their story.

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Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 December

14/12/2023

LUSAKA PAPA INSULTS CONGREGATION FOR MAKING FUN OF HIS TROUSERS

Yesterday during mid week service at a named church in Ibex Hill a self imposed prophet called his Usher assh*le and his elder stup!d and later insulted the entire church.

According to available accounts, the prophet who has been identified as Kaluba Emmanuel, 34 year old called his Usher an assh*le when he burst into laughter just after hearing the song that was accidentally played on his phone.

It seems the prophet was about to start naming and identifying colors of congregants' underwears when his phone which was in the pocket rang...

The noise the phone made disturbed everyone in the church. The papa dipped his hand in the pocket to silence it but made it even worse when he played Chanda na Kay accidentally...

"Wapya baisa abanyoli nyoli aba madega notusembe"

The congregants stopped whatever they were doing and remained quiet amazed at the song the papa had played. The papa tried to reach for his phone which was stuck in the pocket as his trousers was so tight indifferent from a thigh cling worn by an abnormal woman.

After a few minutes of struggle, the usher laughed at the papa standing behind him. The papa consequently turned and called his subject an assh*le and the congregants murmured and continued to whisper.

Meanwhile, the song was still playing piki piki na piki doli and minors were already following the song behind shouting ehhh in response!

After managing to remove the phone from the pocket, he stopped the song then handed it over to the elder who was also making faces hiding his laughter. Noticing that the old man was laughing, the papa called him a stup!d foo!.

Trouble came when the church elder walking outside to switch off the phone said learn to put on decent clothing when you are ministering and I am old as your father in a low tone...

Hearing this, the church went insane laughing at the papa who first called congregants dogs "imbwa", left the microphone and Bible and trotted outside to meet the elder....

A while later, slaps were heard and the church members rushed outside only to find the papa doing summersaults and throwing kicks.

The two were separated and locked in different offices and church members were asked to go back into the building to pray against this confusion as everyone believed there was a Satanist in attendance who created the fracas to shame the new church.

Meanwhile, rumors are that the church leaders refused to surprise Jesus with a car this December and made the papa upset. So, this was just a channel to vent his anger.

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 December

11/12/2023

Just in:

A RENOWNED LUSAKA COMEDIAN HAS BEEN BEATEN BADLY AFTER JOKINGLY ASKING FOR OKRA FISH IN A BOUTIQUE

Information reaching us indicate that a renowned comedian from Lusaka has been beaten in Matero for making fun of a shop belonging to a police officer.

According to witnesses, the comedian in a company of four trying hard to make content for their work took advantage of a shop in Matero Township which was labeled restaurant though it was stocked with men and ladies' wear.

They parked their Mark X and stepped out laughing at the painted label on the shop, the incident attracted the attention of the shop owner who was with his wife inside.

When the comedy troupe realized the shop owner was old enough to father almost all of them, they tried to control themselves but their hideous laughter remained visible and irritating enough.

With the economy smiling at only a few, the middle aged man saw a bag of mealie meal in the boys especially that they looked clean. The comedian led the comedy troupe in, they greeted the owner of the shop then looked at each other and laughed.

The shop owner who had no idea these were famous comedians asked what was wrong but before he could even reach his punctuation, one of the guys asked if they had Okra Fish and Nshima then continued laughing.

The other guy was busy capturing every bit of the nonsense with their camera. We only sell clothes here, the wife to the owner of the shop said looking angry.

Sorry we saw the label "RESTAURANT" and we are hungry said the guys at once and made long steps out of the shop but believe me it was too late.

In seconds, the man, reportedly a police officer off duty, lifted the pandora and swept the camera guy. The camera was left on the ground face down and the man fell into the drainage.

Before they could realize it, two had joined the camera on the ground. Then the man went straight to the team leader of the comedians and gave him a punch in the belly. When he bent to suppress the pain, his nape was left vulnerable for the Judo stunt. With the headbutt as a bonus, the guy flew to the ground.

The four guys could not fight back fearing to lose their promo codes and popularity. They only reached for their friend, got into the car and drove away.

Meanwhile, Matero residents have said Zambian comedians know nothing about getting the consent of their targets. We are not so sure but they believe there is one in town who should go through this kind of cleansing.

Well, we usually do not need your consent to joke.

Do you think the police officer was right?

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 December

10/12/2023

It is better for your child to be a bricklayer than waste 12 years without a skill

10/12/2023

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A Bally or B Miles

09/12/2023

Taxi drivers mourn a taxi driver. It is just like that...

07/12/2023

ANGERED LUAPULA OLD MAN CYCLES RIVER INTO A BLOOD FLOW......

"My next target is Kariba dam if my son will not be recruited this year..."

The news of an old man cycling river into blood has left the people of Luapula paranoid and shaking......

Fishermen this morning who went to check on their baits and nets found their boats resting on fresh blood. It is reported that three men there and then fell face down and lost consciousness.

A village headman from one of the chiefdoms near the Luapula River has confirmed the incident being true.

In an interview, the village head told a media house from Boma that a man identified as Musonda Chilufya, a 75 year old of Chapewa village vowed before the villagers that if his son will miss this year's teacher recruitment then he will turn all water bodies in the country into human blood, the fact which they took for a joke and empty threat. This happened when two government officials visited Chapewa village to commission CDF projects.

According to available sources, Musonda Chilufya has a son who graduated from a purported gigantic university in Kabwe which however cannot offer PhDs in 2010.

Despite the university being top class in producing quality teachers, his child has not secured a job in the government even after several attempts and witchcraft practices to get on the payroll. At one point, the man was found naked during late night hours pouring charms on his head.

Mr. Musonda, who is professionally a wizard though formally known as a witchdoctor, got pi**ed off when he heard that the named university was asking for "Nkongole" the repayment of student loans when his child Kabole Chilufya in Lusaka was struggling to find even a coin to certify papers and apply for employment.

Eye witnesses' accounts indicate that Mr Chilufya has been sending farm produce to Lusaka to help out his son as he is struggling in Lusaka running to and fro in the City Market with modified Salaula trousers and shirts.

"My son should this year be picked otherwise, water bodies in the country will be turned into blood and the university asking for money from the blues will be shut anytime," he said before villagers.

Out of anger, he removed from his pocket something which looked like a small piece of wood wrapped in red and white cotton then raised it towards the flashing sun and said something which alot of people did not understand.

But the term Luapula was more than audible.........

The very moment he left the village square, a strong wind swept all the sand in the village leaving everyone in terror.

Ten minutes later, fishermen came running into the village like someone who has engaged recently being tipped that his woman, like Solochi, is advertising everything on her body.

The men shouted and continued to cry that the Luapula river had turned into blood.

Meanwhile, the village head man and some old members of the village are begging Chilufya to reverse the curse knowing this is his doing.

But he has stood his ground, instead he has said this is only the beginning should they leave his first born son even this year, he will touch the Kariba dam and it means losing power.

Please add his child!

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023

06/12/2023

NEWS. TODAY:

FEW PEOPLE BELIEVED WHEN WE SHARED THE NEWS OF THE CHINGOLA MINE SURVIVOR

IT IS TRUE a 49-year-old man has been rescued alive from the collapsed Senseli mine damp site in Chingola 5 days after being trapped with other miners.

The miner identified as Mwanshe Mukoko of Chingola was rescued around 21:00 hours by a joint rescue team.

According to DMMU one unidentified body has also been retrieved adding to the death toll.

The survivor has left people talking, this miracle has been likened to that of Jonah in the Bible. Mr. Mukoko shall live to testify the goodness of God.

05/12/2023

The Education System: How about this for an idea?😅

How about we completely overhaul our education system? I am not saying that our education system is fundamentally horrible or that other countries have better systems. No. What I am saying is that our education system seems not to be structured for our status quo.

I think, as a country, we deserve an education system tailored to us as Zambians, to our problems and their solutions, to our culture and to our time. Because as things stand, we are creating solutions to theoretical problems whilst we are neglecting real ones. In my opinion.

It does not make sense that in Zambia, mining science or something of that sort is not a subject. It provides over 60% of our income as a country why shouldn't we be actively training young ones to understand and appreciate mining and its related components? By now, there wouldn't need to hire expatriate experts. Zambia would have had the premier experts in copper and manganese mining.

That Agricultural science is optional when all our government policy seems to be focused on it. We have vast areas of arable land, a healthy young population, and slightly over 40% of all the water in Southern Africa. We can be the bread basket, but we have to choose to be. By now we should have experts in organic and inorganic fertilizer production, soil testing, plant and animal breeding and all.

And I do not understand why entrepreneurship isn't even a subject when it is supposed to be taught from grade 1. If you just look at the economic activity. And for this one, I am even willing to help draw up a syllabus. It requires a project from learners every year, and you can carry over your project if it is doing fine and will be marked on business fundamentals.

It doesn't make sense to me that we have to import even pots and pans. One can make these in the backyard with ancient tools and techniques. And now we are even importing furniture? And potatoes? And Oranges? And now Maize? How???

The problem is that we have very few skilled men and women but millions of educated youth all seeking to manage the very few skilled individuals. The ratio must be the other way round.

These are just my thoughts. You are welcome to argue and discuss in the comments section. Have a wonderful day.

02/12/2023

SAD NEWS: 😢NAKACINDA REFUSES TO GIVE WAY AS A GOODS TRAIN CRASHES HIS CAR AND BRUISES HIS BODY

RAPHAEL Nakacinda has survived an accident in which his car collided with a goods train in Kafue last night.

The incident occurred at 00:25 hours along the Great North Road at Shikoswe Railway Crossing as the PF official was heading home.

According to Police spokesperson Rae Hamoonga, Nakacinda's Isuzu failed to yield to an oncoming Goods driven by 45 year old Mabinda Vincent.

The collision resulted in injuries to Nakacinda's left arm, neck, left ear, and left leg.

The Isuzu sustained significant damages while the Goods train had no damage.

"The accident happened when Mr. Raphael Nakacinda... failed to give way to a locomotive hence his vehicle was hit into by an on-coming Locomotive which had the right of way," Hamoonga said.

The 45 year old politician has been charged with careless driving, and his vehicle is impounded.

"He is yet to pay Admission of Guilty fine upon his own admission," confirmed Hamoonga.

01/12/2023

Before we realize it, it will be too late. This country is slowly falling into division. Listen to conversations on buses.

28/11/2023

28/11/2023

1944 is a year we shall live to remember. A boy named George Stinney was executed in the electric chair for the murder of two sisters but later it was discovered that he was innocent

28/11/2023

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses, sometimes the "M" is silent.

27/11/2023

As they suffer to make us succeed, May they be present when we become successful. Amen!

27/11/2023

INVIGILATOR BATTERS SUPERVISOR FOR REMINDING HIM ABOUT INVIGILATION - LUFWANYAMA

A Lufwanyama based teacher who was assigned to invigilate grade 9 internal exams has brutally beaten his supervisor who went searching for him just to remind him that the exam was about to start.

According to information available the named teacher was busy writing some sums on the tree trunk for the end of year tests for his grade 4 learners and the look on his face confirmed that he was mourning over the K550 salary increment which is to be shared with deadly taxes like PAYE.

The supervisor, who is alleged to have come from a neighboring school, walked near the teacher who had calculated time and was running to finish his test before 08:00 hours since there was no one to administer tests for him and the two classes are being used for exams.

After being asked if he forgot about invigilating, the invigilator kept quiet and continued to write the test for his pupils. The last thing the supervisor said was "chasing after a teacher like a school child when they know they should be invigilating is uncouth and stup!d. Village teachers what can we expect from id!ot countries, a demeaning phrase for villages ".

The teacher in question without saying a word walked after the supervisor who was heading back to the office and punched him on the nape. Before the supervisor could reposition himself, his legs were swept and his large frog like body landed on the ground, the belly first boooooom!

There was noise all over as children scampered in different directions whilst laughing.
The supervisor was still on the muddy ground, his shape artfully caved on the wet ground. It appeared his bowels were disturbed because the atmosphere was scented with a crazy smell tantamount to 4 public lavatories.

Meanwhile, the teacher in question left the school premises shouting "You are giving me extra duties which you do not even appreciate, K550 is mockery for salary increment but you are quiet, you will invigilate yourself". The teacher has since not been seen anywhere near the school.

The supervisor has been replaced to let the exam go on. We hear he was rushed to the clinic and is currently under medical care.

We follow the story and keep you updated.

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023

26/11/2023

We now know who is bitter. You are now on your own. You cannot continue playing the victim all the time.
She is innocent and moved on.

21/11/2023

A GUARD OF HONOUR: HOW ST EDMUNDS SECONDARY SCHOOL GRADE 12s LEAVE AFTER WRITING THEIR LAST PAPERS

In Mazabuka, St Edmunds Secondary School proudly upholds a cherished tradition as its grade 12 pupils complete their secondary school education. A Guard of Honour, marks the departure of these pupils in a manner befitting their academic journey.

As the final exams conclude, the school courtyard transforms into a corridor of admiration. Fellow pupils line up on either side, creating a pathway for the grade 12s to walk through. The exchange of high fives and handshakes symbolizes not only the academic accomplishments but also the bonds forged and the challenges overcome during their time at St Edmunds.

This Rite of Passage encapsulates the essence of St Edmunds Secondary School, a place where academic excellence goes hand in hand with character development. The Guard of Honour isn't just a tradition; it's a representation of the values instilled in the pupils, values that will guide them as they step into the wider world. As these pupils bid farewell, the rite of passage becomes a lasting memory, a bridge connecting their past at St Edmunds to the promising future that awaits.

Zambian footprints

20/11/2023

The Day I Regretted Eating At a Friend's House.

The memory is still fresh. I had gone out that day early morning to go and play with a friend. I was 11 at the time. My friend was probably a teen because his appetite for girls had started already. He occasionally showed me little hairs growing on the ge****ls too.

My friend's mum was a business woman. She sold different things at the market according to season. This forced my friend and his siblings to spend most of the time without her.

They had learnt to look after themselves like chicks. Went to school without being pushed and cooked for themselves.

It was holiday time, there was no school. No waking up in the morning to go and count or sing. I had moved out in the morning because I never wanted to go to the farm. Walking to the farm could drain all your little energy so it was pointless going then sit and spoil food for people working.

When I reached my friend's house, I found him sweeping the yard, his brother was bent on the plates cleaning them like his life depended on it. His sisters were washing worn out clothes and chatting .

We greeted each, he stopped working for sometime and asked me to give him just a few minutes. After 20 minutes, he was done. The time was 08:00 hours. This was the time we used to go to the football ground to train with the big boys who enjoyed dribbling us.

We spent many hours at the play ground. It was already 13:00 hours. My stomach was rumbling. My friend complained about the same thing. This was lunch time, our tamed bellies wanted to be attended to.

My friend's house was near the play ground so he insisted that we go and quench our thirst with the salty Well Water before I could go home.

Stepping on the path that led straight to my friend's house, we both got a crazy aroma. It was chicken, paprika could also be perceived. Walking up to the door way, my friend entered and asked me to come in.

I stepped in, got a plastic cup which was oily, dipped it into a yellow bucket and allowed the water to go down my throat. Unfortunately, the water disturbed my worms in the stomach. It felt like in anguish they coiled the umbilical cord to teach me a lesson.

Later, a voice called out for me. It was my friend who brought me back to earth. Come and eat with us. Fire was lit in my heard, whether to eat or just go home. My ma told me eating anyhow was bad. Sometimes I could not even eat at a distant family member's house and now at a friend's house!

What are you thinking about? We played much football out there lets sit and eat. I was convinced to sit. We ate and laughed that day. When I went back home, people had come back from the farm. Chicken and Nshima was served and I regretted wasting appetite on a meal prepared by kids.

After two days, we were at the playground. I was being laughed at but did not notice it because I was busy chasing after the ball "Chusha". It took me minutes to realize everyone was laughing at me.

My friend had caked them with lies. He told them every day I was at their doorstep around 06:00 hours and only went home after eating their two meals for lunch and supper.

According to him, I stopped going there because I knew I had finished their food. My eyes became heavy. I could not bear the mockery and laughter. Yes, I ate the meal but they forced me, moreover, back home there was even a better meal.

"I regretted eating at my friend's house..."

What sweet and sad memories do you have from childhood?

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18/11/2023

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18/11/2023

KAMWALA PUPIL INSULTS AND THREATENS TO BEAT TEACHER AFTER LAST EXAM PAPER

After the shocking destruction recorded at Kamwala Secondary School in Lusaka where the school bus and head teacher's office caught fire under unexplainable circumstances, burning down to ashes, rumors spreading are that the former grade 12s could have purposefully started this fire to get back at the school and ECZ for the alleged ZIALE like exam.

According to stories circulating, the former grade 12 pupils left graffiti on the school walls insulting ECZ and the school for ruining their lives after 12 years. Additionally, ill behaviour has been exhumed a day after the fire broke out.

Some unruly pupils in circulating videos were caught in camera insulting teachers and threatening to beat them like they were common people.

The look on the teachers face has left teachers in the country in tears. One boy cursing a male teacher 'Chik*la' was more than ready to start and a fight.

There is no way such a thing could happen on the campus. If teachers cannot be respected in their respective territories where else are they going to get their respect.

Because of their salaries teachers have never been accorded the respect they deserve in the society and now in the name of human rights, children can stand, insult and threaten teachers' lives.

It is good this was recorded. There are things that you will never know about because teachers move on and forgive your children. Alot goes on in class. Learners in government schools do not respect teachers a bit.

If it was a teacher beating the child, parents would have been everywhere humiliating teachers.

It was the school and bus on fire.
What if the teacher in the video becomes the next victim? Because they clearly states I know where to find you, you will see Chik*la.

Let investigations begin with this boy?
Let this boy be the example...

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 November

18/11/2023

18/11/2023

Good morning waiting for her to come back from church

15/11/2023

15 YEAR OLD BOY BEATS FATHER FOR IMPREGNATING HIS MOTHER - SOLWEZI

A sad story has taken over Solwezi Town after a 16 year old boy brutally and aim to kill got his father between his legs and started punching him with tears in his eyes.

The 16 year old boy, who has been suspecting his mother to be pregnant, got evidence yesterday when he found his father and mother talking about the pregnancy.

According to stories available, the boy who is unidentified, is said to be the first born in the family of 8. When he heard his father brag about his manhood ability, he pounced on him and started hitting him carelessly.

The mother first did not understand a thing. It was difficult for her to figure it out why her son would beat his father angrily for impregnating her. But later, she understood it.

The boy was in tears shouting "Ba nyenga bami" sleep hungry but you want to continue stressing my mum and add on to our already existing problems.

It is believed whilst locking the father in between his legs, the boy asked him the price of mealie meal and the last time he bought half of it then gave him the finish him punch.

Meanwhile, the father allegedly resurrected at the hospital after going cold for three hours.

Is the boy right beating the father? Mitec and Kiawama is talking about the story.

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 November

13/11/2023

When the next door opens, it will finally make sense why the enemy has been trying so hard to fight you.