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Celebrating my 4th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. We could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉
07/01/2025

Celebrating my 4th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. We could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

07/01/2025

We have mulomo, ati the phone has nudes and crazy videos..Pipo might go viral...

Chile with his elder sister poses for photo
04/05/2024

Chile with his elder sister poses for photo

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04/05/2024

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04/05/2024

People are now killing each other over ubunga😭

04/05/2024

Chellah vs Lane 🥰

04/05/2024

Margaret Chisulo 🥺

18/02/2024

Is it UKA or UKWA?

05/02/2024

People are not honest in Zambia.

11/01/2024

Those saying he meant well ba praise singer. Let us see you go back to the village since you are just renting.

Mpatamato kawama nama upstairs 🤣🤣
07/01/2024

Mpatamato kawama nama upstairs 🤣🤣

29/12/2023

Which Zambian tribe has the poverty of the mind?

YOU THINK I CHOSE TO WALK WITH TORN BOXER - BICYCLE REPAIRER CRIES HITTING A CLIENT A middle aged man only identified as...
16/12/2023

YOU THINK I CHOSE TO WALK WITH TORN BOXER - BICYCLE REPAIRER CRIES HITTING A CLIENT

A middle aged man only identified as a bicycle repairer from Monze has reportedly left his client half dead after he made fun of his torn boxer and strange Bamba.

The bicycle repairer was working on the client's bicycle wheel. His trousers kept on disturbing him. Time after time he could reach for his waist and pull it up but after getting grease, his hands became dirty and could not pull his trousers up.

The trousers slipped and a torn boxer with a strange Bamba, it looked like a woman's item.
The client was unfortunately standing behind him. Aisha you should get a proper boxer after I pay you was what the man said and caused laughter in the loosely structured shelter as everyone saw the wonder sight but kept quiet.

The bicycle repairer only turned to him and said no one would choose to walk around with a torn boxer. With tears in his eyes, he held the man by the neck and gave him three straight headbutts.

Luckily, people got hold of him. It is only my wife is a good woman. Instead of leaving me, she has been supportive. She even gave me her own und*rwe*r to cover my shape and you are here making fun of me.

Meanwhile, the man managed to get his bicycle and said sorry to Aisha.

Do not laugh at people before you read their story.

Okay follow Tompo naiwee...

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 December

LUSAKA PAPA INSULTS CONGREGATION FOR MAKING FUN OF HIS TROUSERSYesterday during mid week service at a named church in Ib...
14/12/2023

LUSAKA PAPA INSULTS CONGREGATION FOR MAKING FUN OF HIS TROUSERS

Yesterday during mid week service at a named church in Ibex Hill a self imposed prophet called his Usher assh*le and his elder stup!d and later insulted the entire church.

According to available accounts, the prophet who has been identified as Kaluba Emmanuel, 34 year old called his Usher an assh*le when he burst into laughter just after hearing the song that was accidentally played on his phone.

It seems the prophet was about to start naming and identifying colors of congregants' underwears when his phone which was in the pocket rang...

The noise the phone made disturbed everyone in the church. The papa dipped his hand in the pocket to silence it but made it even worse when he played Chanda na Kay accidentally...

"Wapya baisa abanyoli nyoli aba madega notusembe"

The congregants stopped whatever they were doing and remained quiet amazed at the song the papa had played. The papa tried to reach for his phone which was stuck in the pocket as his trousers was so tight indifferent from a thigh cling worn by an abnormal woman.

After a few minutes of struggle, the usher laughed at the papa standing behind him. The papa consequently turned and called his subject an assh*le and the congregants murmured and continued to whisper.

Meanwhile, the song was still playing piki piki na piki doli and minors were already following the song behind shouting ehhh in response!

After managing to remove the phone from the pocket, he stopped the song then handed it over to the elder who was also making faces hiding his laughter. Noticing that the old man was laughing, the papa called him a stup!d foo!.

Trouble came when the church elder walking outside to switch off the phone said learn to put on decent clothing when you are ministering and I am old as your father in a low tone...

Hearing this, the church went insane laughing at the papa who first called congregants dogs "imbwa", left the microphone and Bible and trotted outside to meet the elder....

A while later, slaps were heard and the church members rushed outside only to find the papa doing summersaults and throwing kicks.

The two were separated and locked in different offices and church members were asked to go back into the building to pray against this confusion as everyone believed there was a Satanist in attendance who created the fracas to shame the new church.

Meanwhile, rumors are that the church leaders refused to surprise Jesus with a car this December and made the papa upset. So, this was just a channel to vent his anger.

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 December

Just in: A RENOWNED LUSAKA  COMEDIAN HAS BEEN BEATEN BADLY AFTER JOKINGLY ASKING FOR OKRA FISH IN A BOUTIQUE Information...
11/12/2023

Just in:

A RENOWNED LUSAKA COMEDIAN HAS BEEN BEATEN BADLY AFTER JOKINGLY ASKING FOR OKRA FISH IN A BOUTIQUE

Information reaching us indicate that a renowned comedian from Lusaka has been beaten in Matero for making fun of a shop belonging to a police officer.

According to witnesses, the comedian in a company of four trying hard to make content for their work took advantage of a shop in Matero Township which was labeled restaurant though it was stocked with men and ladies' wear.

They parked their Mark X and stepped out laughing at the painted label on the shop, the incident attracted the attention of the shop owner who was with his wife inside.

When the comedy troupe realized the shop owner was old enough to father almost all of them, they tried to control themselves but their hideous laughter remained visible and irritating enough.

With the economy smiling at only a few, the middle aged man saw a bag of mealie meal in the boys especially that they looked clean. The comedian led the comedy troupe in, they greeted the owner of the shop then looked at each other and laughed.

The shop owner who had no idea these were famous comedians asked what was wrong but before he could even reach his punctuation, one of the guys asked if they had Okra Fish and Nshima then continued laughing.

The other guy was busy capturing every bit of the nonsense with their camera. We only sell clothes here, the wife to the owner of the shop said looking angry.

Sorry we saw the label "RESTAURANT" and we are hungry said the guys at once and made long steps out of the shop but believe me it was too late.

In seconds, the man, reportedly a police officer off duty, lifted the pandora and swept the camera guy. The camera was left on the ground face down and the man fell into the drainage.

Before they could realize it, two had joined the camera on the ground. Then the man went straight to the team leader of the comedians and gave him a punch in the belly. When he bent to suppress the pain, his nape was left vulnerable for the Judo stunt. With the headbutt as a bonus, the guy flew to the ground.

The four guys could not fight back fearing to lose their promo codes and popularity. They only reached for their friend, got into the car and drove away.

Meanwhile, Matero residents have said Zambian comedians know nothing about getting the consent of their targets. We are not so sure but they believe there is one in town who should go through this kind of cleansing.

Well, we usually do not need your consent to joke.

Do you think the police officer was right?

Tompo Daily Stories © 2023 December

10/12/2023

It is better for your child to be a bricklayer than waste 12 years without a skill

10/12/2023

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A Bally or B Miles

09/12/2023

Taxi drivers mourn a taxi driver. It is just like that...

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