Salty Broads, Spicy Books

13/10/2023

I know everyone is in love with ACOTAR, but I’m being so serious when I say the Throne of Glass series is better.
-Steph

07/10/2023

Ugggggghhhhh. Why is this so good??

26/04/2023

Steph here…

The Death before Dragons series by has me in a stranglehold, y’all. It’s such a clever series.

However, so far the spice is zero peppers, if that kind of thing matters to you. But really, they’re so good; read them anyway!

02/01/2023

So we’re back at it. and I () are in the (figurative) booth this week to talk about this book. Have you read it yet?

21/09/2022

Maria Garza Jonas, you up for trying this? 😂

🎃 🐿

28/06/2022

😂😂😂

For those of you following Dracula Daily
~Hazel Prior the Gryffindor from Panem

16/06/2022

23/07/2021

Due to some technical difficulties on the part of our producer, the podcast will be posted later than usual. We understand this is frustrating (boy, do we!), and we appreciate your patience.

If you'd like your money for this episode back...ha ha. JK. Every episode is free.

20/07/2021

Wait. Patiently. AS IF.

19/07/2021

We're just kidding. Probably.

16/07/2021

We did a book swap this week.

Steph read Maria's favorite series (Royal Elites by Rina Kent), and Maria read Steph's favorite (Emerald Lakes by Britt Andrews). So this week, we're two h***y old ladies judging each other's s**t?

15/07/2021

The new episode drops tomorrow, and this one's the one where we reviewed each other's current favorite series. ARE YOU EXCITED?

15/07/2021

14/07/2021

Please let us know we're not alone in feeling this way! Please? Pretty please?

13/07/2021

No one cares if you don't like it, but we don't need to hear about it, either. It's okay if we all like different stuff.

12/07/2021

It's okay, Harold. We were surprised how much we liked it, too.

09/07/2021

I don't know who told y'all we're an es**rt service, but no. We're not. If you're having trouble finding a partner, maybe try NOT DM'ing random pages because you can't comprehend their page name. HTH!

09/07/2021

Latest episode is up! Did you read this book? What did you think? Sound off in the comments!

This week, we review Vow of Deception and our own reasons for loving s**tty books.

07/07/2021

We don't need this kind of negativity.

06/07/2021

Someday, we will stop ruining our own lives, but it is not this day.

05/07/2021

Book lover problems, amirite? What are y'all currently reading?

02/07/2021

The latest episode is out! Listen to our review of "Dynasty" by Anne Sheridan here. https://soundcloud.com/twoh***yoldladies/dynasty-review

01/07/2021

Are we on a wee bit of an Ice Planet Barbarians binge? Yes. Don't judge us.
But for real, no q***r women on that ship? Really? SUS.

30/06/2021

Which Ice Planet Barbarian book are you on?

29/06/2021

We know it's controversial, but this is how we feel. 😂😂😂

28/06/2021

Every Sunday night...amirite?

28/06/2021

We need your help!! Apparently, TikTok is not a big fan of the word "h***y" in screennames, so our account (https://www.tiktok.com/***yoldladies) isn't showing up in searches and whatnot.

So, we need to rename it. (Obviously.) But we're kind of stumped here. Do we go with ? twoh0rnyoldladies? 2HOL? Or something else entirely?

Sound off in the comments.

Maria & Steph (***yoldladies) on TikTok | 59 Likes. 33 Fans. We’re two old broads reading s**tty books & telling you what we think.

25/06/2021

Our review of "These Vile Secrets" is now available! (Spoiler: It wasn't our favorite ever.) https://feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundcloud:users:501435828/sounds.rss

21/06/2021

Decisions, decisions...

19/06/2021

So, if we were to do a giveaway, what kind of prize would make you excited?

$50 Amazon gift card? 6 months of Kindle Unlimited? Something else in that price range?

Sound off in the comments, please!