Kanyuambora Boys School - KebzVille Massive

03/03/2016

hae guys ..

01/11/2015

JOKE OV DA NYT!!!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so he decided to
send a mail to his wife. he accidentally
typed a wrong email address, and without
realizing he sent the mail to a widow who
has just returned from her husband's
funeral. The widow decided to check her
mail, expecting condolence messages
from relatives and friends. After reading d
first message she fainted. The son rushed
into d room, found his mother on the
floor and saw d computer screen which
read:
'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised
to hear from me, they hv computers here
and we are allowed to send mails to loved
ones. I 've just been checked in. How are
u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am
lonely here. I hv made necessary
arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow.
Expecting u darling. I can't wait to see u.

13/10/2015

Ni kwereeeee
Jamaa mmoja alienda kijijini kusaka mke kwa
mzee flani.
Mzee: yaani wewe kijana umekuja
kuposa binti yangu huku unatafuna big G? si hio
ni dharau?
Jamaa: si kihivyo mzee, natoa harufu ya sigara
Mzee: eti nini? yani unavuta sigara ?
Jamaa: nikitoka klabu kulewa ndo huwa
navuta, ila nimepunguza
Mzee: hii taabu, unalewa pia?
Jamaa: sindio, nilianza kulewa nilipokuwa jela.
Mzee: mamayangu! yaani na jela pia
umekwenda?
Jamaa: ndio, niliua mtu.
Mzee: (kijasho kikamtoka) duh!! kumbe kuua pia
umeua?
Jamaa: Kuna mzee
mmoja bwege sana nilitaka binti yake
akanikatalia, ikalazimu nimuue kwa kumdunga
bonge la kisu
Mzee: (kwa uwoga) samahan sana baba,
mwanangu ndo yule pale, kwaio unataka harusi
iwe lini mwanzo
mimi sina tabu na hata mahari sitaki....
Sema vitisho Ni sheeedaaahh

15/08/2015

LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN KENYA, FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF, THE PILOT SAID......
"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR
OGODI, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THAT THE PLANE WILL NOT EVEN MOVE".

02/08/2015

Hon. Hamsohcahtosh on Twitter

Here is the pic of the hottest guy in Embu
county.......... pic.twitter.com/PA4tKz74hT

“Here is the pic of the hottest guy in Embu county..........”

31/07/2015

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone
to
taste the beers before selling out. So they
placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty,
rough
looking man walked into the manager's office
asking to be employed. The manager tried to
figure out how he could drive this man away
but
couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided
to
give the man a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give the man a
glass
of wine.
He took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a
muscat,
three years old, grown on a north slope,
matured
in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed,
"Well give him another one lets see.
" So he was given.
He took a sip again and said,
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old,
southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary
and whispered to her saying,
"Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if
he will get that.
" So the man was given the cup of urine.
He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,
"Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant
and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your
wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!

27/07/2015

It doesn’t matter whether, She is near me or far away from me ?,? She is always with me, Every moment and each second of my life..