31/07/2015
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone
to
taste the beers before selling out. So they
placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty,
rough
looking man walked into the manager's office
asking to be employed. The manager tried to
figure out how he could drive this man away
but
couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided
to
give the man a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give the man a
glass
of wine.
He took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a
muscat,
three years old, grown on a north slope,
matured
in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed,
"Well give him another one lets see.
" So he was given.
He took a sip again and said,
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old,
southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary
and whispered to her saying,
"Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if
he will get that.
" So the man was given the cup of urine.
He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,
"Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant
and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your
wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!