So what are the plans to take over America again? I forgot.

04/02/2022

😤

04/02/2022

04/02/2022

Whoever removed 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too

20/01/2021

"Who hurt you?"
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My own expectations

18/01/2021

Get a room (preferably a refrigerated one inside a mortuary)

18/01/2021

How I view life:

-what is this
-what is that

10/01/2021

Guess Kanye couldn't keep up with the Kardashians.

04/01/2021

offset is short for office settings.

04/01/2021

yes the rumours are true I'm a piece of s**t.

03/01/2021

Cardi B without make up is just an Arab uncle.

02/01/2021

Yeah, whatever.

02/01/2021

"Bro", But Like Romantically.

27/12/2020

Achievement Unlocked:

Getting Told To Leave Christmas Dinner.

27/12/2020

1 Like & I'll S**t The Bed.

27/12/2020

Did you know, kids can smell games on your phone.

27/12/2020

Let kids believe in Santa,😭
You still believe you the only one she talking to.

27/12/2020

My Girl & I Decided We'd Never Go To Sleep Angry At Each Other, We've Been Awake Since Friday.

27/12/2020

If you're having a bad day, remember I'm beautiful.

23/12/2020

Freedom Is A Lie

23/12/2020

I say "it is what it is" for someone who has no idea what it is.

23/12/2020

Her: You have a pretty face.
Me: Take a seat.
Her: What
Me: What

22/12/2020

Stop asking me for relationship advice idk throw a microwave at them.