Why I stopped streaming.
Schlatt explains why he stopped streaming.
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Why did Schlatt stop streaming? Why doesn't Schlatt stream? Why did jschlatt stop streaming? Why doesn't jschlatt stream? Does jschlatt stream? Does Schlatt stream? Where does Schlatt stream? Where does jschlatt stream? Jschlatt Twitch? Why don't girls like me? Should I max out my Roth IRA? All very interesting questions that are often searched online so I included them in the description for SEO. No, this is not your normal jschlatt Wii video, nor is it a romantic Love or Host outing with jschlatt and Minx. It's not a jschlatt Minecraft date where jschlatt and Minx are cute for a specific amount of time, or jschlatt breaking keyboards either! In this one Schlatt gives a long-winded, pretentious response to the age-old question of Why Jschlatt Doesn't Stream. It's just Schlatt ranting to the camera about Twitch, kind of similar to a Cr1tikal commentary or something but it's not about Karens, or the Karen Armageddon, or Karen Doomsday, or the Smartest Karen or anything like that. So, will jschlatt Start Streaming Again? Watch this video to find out; Or Don't, Because It Doesn't Matter You Already Clicked So I Make Money. How's this for some metadata soup.
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DEAL OR NO DEAL? The classic gameshow that's about Schlatt making money and Schlatt being a businessman for 14 minutes straight. Many hot women line up and Schlatt picks them one by one, but it's all about what's on the inside -- the inside of the briefcase, that is! Schlatt loves money. I love money. No, today we are not playing Wii Sports, or Minecraft dating (with Schlatt and Minx), or on a Love or Host (sorry Minx, I'm just too good for you... say goodbye to the Schlatt and Minx being cute compilations because they're gone for good... I only play Chess now). Just some good old fashioned fun with Genghis and Schlatt laughing like the Joker (and the loving embrace of the sponsor of today's video, NetEase and their game LifeAfter). Enjoy!
I found a new girlfriend.
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Schlatt goes on the dating show Love Or Host (previously the Rajjchelor / Rajjchelorette) to find ANOTHER new girlfriend.
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After Schlatt and Minx were Cute Together and did many Cute Things like Schlatt and Minx's Minecraft Date, and jschlatt and Minx arguing, and jschlatt roasting Minx, the Schlatt and Minx saga ended once I realized I Just Didn't Like Her All That Much. Schlatt goes on Love or Host again to find a new girlfriend to be cute with. No, this was not the GeorgeNotFound Love Or Host (hiiiii george ;) where George and Minx go on a date (good luck with that buddy), nor was it the Wilbur Soot Love Or Host where Wilbur and Niki become a totally real couple. It wasn't the CallMeCarson Love Or Host, or the Quackity Love Or Host. TommyInnit did not invade my Love Or Host and say funny British things, either, which was kind of disappointing because he sounds funny when he says PogChamp. It was just good old fashioned Schlatt Dating Show content. Minx, Alexandra Botez (hotter sister of Andrea Botez), and many more Hot Women are there. Schlatt breaks keyboards, but will he finally get his 10 Big Hot Men? #LoveOrHost
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The truth about my facial hair.
Schlatt explains why he has mutton chops.
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Why does Schlatt look weird? Why does Schlatt have mutton chops? Okay Google, show me pictures of jschlatt without his facial hair so I can save them for tonight? jschlatt mutton chops why? How many times should I message her back with no response until I give up? All very interesting questions that are often searched online so I included them in the description for SEO. No, this is not your normal jschlatt Wii video, nor is it a romantic Love or Host outing with jschlatt and Minx. It's not a jschlatt Minecraft date where jschlatt and Minx are cute for a specific amount of time, or jschlatt breaking keyboards either! In this one Schlatt gives a long-winded, pretentious response to the age-old question of Why Jschlatt Has Mutton Chops. It's just Schlatt ranting to the camera about his Chops (facial hair). Learn why videos like Schlatt cute compilations and Schlatt being attractive and hot for ten minutes long are in high demand. I hate writing these
I went on an Among Us date.
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Schlatt plays Among Us with his best boy friend James Charles.
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Alright, alright. Schlatt Among Us is now a thing. Today, Schlatt plays Among Us with James Charles, Corpse Husband (please whisper sweet nothings into my ear), the faceless man with Nice Hands and a Deep Voice; TommyInnit, the kid who Started War On The Dream SMP and then I totally ruined it LOL; Vikkstar (Vikkstar123), who for the record I could totally take in a fight; LazarBeam, who I think plays Fortnite?; Valkyrae, Who Didn't Like My Gifs; and ConnorEatsPants, who did Deals And Business and Scamming with Schlatt on SMP Live. Watch as Schlatt flirts with James Charles, and as Schlatt is Cute with James Charles, and Schlatt asks James Charles out, and Schlatt reveals his DMs with James Charles because wowza is that boy handsome. It's like watching Disguised Toast 3000 IQ Plays in Among Us but there's no High IQ plays in sight.
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Schlatt plays Barbie Dreamhouse Party and becomes a beautiful woman.
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Today Schlatt has fun playing with Barbies. Schlatt knows many beautiful women. Need I remind you of Schlatt and Minx (Schlatt and Minx being cute? Schlatt and Minx dating? Schlatt and Minx compilation? Schlatt trolls Minx?) or maybe even Schlatt and Alex Botez? After Schlatt's Love or Hosts it's hard to avoid all these beautiful women. Beautiful may be a stretch for Minx but I put that in there for the views. Watch as Schlatt plays Barbie and becomes the Ultimate Woman. Through cleaning minigames, laundry minigames, there is nothing Schlattina can't do. She is so graceful and competent (just like any woman behind the wheel).
Twitter unverified me.
This is the saddest ive ever been
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Schlatt got verified on twitter for some reason. I don't know why because he got unverified like a day later. I'm Schlatt btw whats up guys. Maybe it was because Schlatt and TommyInnit discussed the Queen of England a little too much. Maybe it's because Schlatt annoyed Minx on Twitter too much (just putting that in for keywords lol that's not the actual reason). Maybe it's because Schlatt annoyed too many companies for Xbox Series X's and PS5's. Who knows really.
We made this game AWFUL.
Schlatt and the boys become artists.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and Slimecicle and Twomad and Quackity and Ted Nivison and Charborg and Traves and Altrive (aka Among Us player Pikmin 4) draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
We made this game EVEN WORSE.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and Slimecicle and Twomad and Quackity and Ted Nivison and Charborg and Traves and Altrive (aka Among Us player Pikmin 4) draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. New to the mix in this video is SwaggerSouls and some Patently Stupid product pitches. Dream makes many appearances! DREAM! Do you hear that, 15 year old girls? DWEAM! Also, the May 2021 NYC "Heaven Stairway" Incident is discussed. Or is actually just a picture of a McDonald's Happy Meal sitting in the back of a car?
Schlatt's Cereal Tier List
Schlatt ranks every cereal ever made.
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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys just made fun of my name. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cereal (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cereal Tier List and Rank Every Cereal Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Cap'n Crunch, Oreo O's, Eggo Cereal, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Krave, Cocoa Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Puffs, Rice Krispies, Apple Jacks, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Cookie Crisp, Trix, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. We also take a look at some old cereal commercials from the 90s and early 2000s. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cereal? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
We made this game OFFENSIVE.
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Schlatt and the boys give some presentations.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Kryoz, cscoop, traves, and logan join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
I tamed a falcon.
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Schlatt talks about the time he tamed a falcon.
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Let's be real fellas. The only reason I made this video was to meet a contractual deadline with Youtooz to sell marketable plushies. You should buy one to get back at me, that would be funny lol. Schlatt talks about the time Schlatt and ConnorEatsPants do business in Austin, Texas. They meet Mizkif and Maya, the most confusing couple on the planet. Schlatt flys a falcon named Orion. They also met Andrea Botez and Alex Botez there, which is a story for another time (maybe when I have another deadline to meet). Falcons wear hoods apparently. Buy the plushie.
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Schlatt and the boys give some more presentations.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something.
Yes, I copy pasted that again. This is getting too easy
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I am so confused.
Schlatt wonders why his last video got 80,000 comments.
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Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing. Why? Why did you comment this? Are you part of the problem? No, I'll tell you what the problem is. The problem is that TommyInnit and the Dream SMP are getting more viewers than me even though I'm so much cooler than everyone else on it (like Ranboo, Awesamdude, Karl Jacobs, and others whose names I forgot). Tubbo is pretty cool I guess though. Schlatt talks about why his latest video got 80,000 comments, which is insane and almost seems like algorithm manipulation (CC: Spiffing Brit). Almost as bad as the algorithm manipulation that writing these meaningless paragraphs contributes to. But hey I'm in it for the money. ToaLegend makes an appearance as well, with his hit classic "Nibble" which will now get millions of comments I bet. Please be nice.
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Schlatt and the boys give even more presentations again.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something. Fitz joins the cast today as well and he is a really bad guy. PogSchlatt in the thumbnail because I'm sure it will get children to click.
I will keep copying and pasting these descriptions from the previous Jackbox video until this series has been milked drier than the sense of humor of a Minecraft YouTuber. If you're from New Jersey please unsubscribe and get out of my sight
This is my last video.
Schlatt says goodbye.
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Hahahahaha! That's the sound of me laughing, because of this 1000 IQ, 2000 IQ, 5000 IQ, Disguised Toast Among Us Compilation level Trickery that Schlatt is doing! You thought Schlatt is Quitting YouTube? No Way! It makes me too much money. Schlatt is a Capitalist for 3 minutes straight in this Commentary Video where he explains that Schlatt is Moving from New York to Austin, Texas. Better meet up with Andrew Yang to get a New York Slice at his favorite Bodega before he goes! Schlatt's basement will no longer be in the background. Yes, the basement where Schlatt is cute with Minx for 11 minutes straight, where Schlatt and Alex Botez find love, where Schlatt joins the Dream SMP and becomes President Schlatt and makes Tubbo and TommyInnit Really Upset Because their Minecraft World has a bad guy on it. It's gone forever! Love Or Host will take place with a new background! It will be completely bare! See you soon! Hope Austin won't have any Snowstorms! That would be crazy, it doesn't snow there!
Real talk, I actually moved to Austin last Sunday. The night it started snowing. I didn't have power or clean water for five days. Yes, I will be making a video on it to make as much money as possible. Bye :)
I'm back.
Schlatt moves to Texas. Texas starts snowing. Life is suffering.
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Schlatt is in Texas and Texas is in Schlatt but I wish it was 10 Big Hot Men in me instead. Hello from the deep south! In this commentary video Schlatt talks about stuff for 8 minutes and change, which is just long enough to pollute the video with multiple midroll ads to make as much money as possible. He talks about the awful Texas Snowstorm 2021, which left millions of people out of power thanks to Ercot - kind of like when Schlatt has a heart attack and perishes on the Dream SMP! I put TommyInnit in the video for half a second just so I can also include him in the description. Maybe I should've titled this Commentary Video "Minecraft's Snowstorm Mod Is Incredibly Funny," and then the thumbnail is Schlatt in a red shirt. Who Is Ranboo? I Still Don't Know. I'm old and grumpy and in Texas with my best friends Mizkif, Trainwrecks, Pokelawls, Esfand, and Marriott International. The power in my house is out but At Least I Have My Blankets. It's almost like I brought the cold weather down south with me. If only I could bring the pizza and bagels with me, too -- maybe have a good old New York Slice of Pizza Pie at my favorite New York City Bodega with New York City Mayoral Candidate Andrew "Chicken Soup" Yang. Better yet, me and Davey Pageviews go out to John's at Bleecker Street, get a 10/10 and then day trade some no-name pink sheet company up 500% by closing. That's what I call a Portnoy Pump! /j /hj /ij /lh
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Schlatt and the boys give even more presentations for like the tenth time.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something. Fitz joins the cast today as well and he is a really bad guy. PogSchlatt in the thumbnail because I'm sure it will get children to click.
I will keep copying and pasting these descriptions from the previous Jackbox video until this series has been milked drier than the sense of humor of a Minecraft YouTuber. It's literally just a way to make money. If you're from New Jersey please unsubscribe and get out of my sight
I adopted a cat.
Schlatt adopts a cat.
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AWW! Schlatt talks about how he adopted Jambo, a 6-month old orange tabby. Jambo, or, as jschlatt's twitch chat calls him, Soup, or, Jcat, or, Andrew Yang's Chicken Soup Surprise, is the newest addition to the Jschlatt Family. Jambo has already been getting tons of love on Twitter, where Schlatt's Twitter Alt (still Twitter Unverified) posts frequent photos of the Cute Lovable Kitten for hundreds of thousands of likes. I enjoy seeing all of the angry Quote Retweets on pictures of Jambo, and laugh at your lack of a father figure. I have a cute cat and you don't!
No, this is not a Minecraft Manhunt vs 5 Hunters video (even though I would love to take a break from my 24/7 Dream SMP Minecraft 1.17 stream). TommyInnit doesn't make this video 1000x Funnier. Wilbur doesn't show his cute face and Minx isn't even here to flirt with me. It's just me talking about my awesome Garfield cat who I love more than any of my fans..... just kidding! I genuinely love and care about you guys, and that's the best way that I can describe it. You are like a whole bunch of kittens and I LOVE YOU. Not every creator will feel the same as me, and that's fine, but I'm being genuine every time I say it. My Youtooz plushies drop later this month so you better buy one before they sell out. Maybe even resell them at a 100x markup.
The Best Purchase Of My Life.
Schlatt tries a bidet. New plushies drop this Friday @ https://youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt.
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Schlatt is fed up with his rich white friends telling him to buy a bidet so he goes and does it. We get some footage of Schlatt's cat Jambo, as well as some funny footage of him on the toilet. Truly disgusting, that some people would use this horrible machine. The bidet squirts a firm, cold blast of water right where it matters and oh wow is it hot. Almost as hot as Minx and Schlatt being cute together on Austin's Love Or Host, or maybe when Schlatt called Minx on the phone or when Schlatt dated Minx. Schlatt also played Minecraft with TommyInnit one time but that has absolutely nothing to do with this video. Don't use Great Value toilet paper.
I'm Upset
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Schlatt talks about Discord's new logo.
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It's 2021 and Nothing Is Unique Anymore Except My Luscious Mutton Chops. In this Schlatt commentary video, Schlatt talks about stuff for a few minutes. Namely, Discord's new Logo. Yes, the Discord Redesign is bad and I don't like Discord's new logo. Discord is a bad company and I Will Never Buy Nitro Stop Asking Me. Even Jambo aka JCat aka Soup doesn't like corporate minimalism. He told me that the other night. Schlatt is upset by how brands ruin their perfectly good logos in favor of boring, lifeless, soulless Sans-Serif Wordmarks and flat design icons.
GoDaddy, Petco, Discord, Smucker's, eBay, Pringles, and more companies with awful Logo Redesigns are talked about in this Funny Jschlatt Moment of a video. The Schlatt Ram Plushies are here and you should be buying them instead of reading this description. They are very well made and feel soft to the touch and I can't say that about most things.
The Worst Day Of My Life.
Schlatt goes to the Logan Paul Fight and has a bad time.
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Logan Paul brought his $100,000 dollar Pokemon Charizard Card to the fight. Floyd Mayweather brought Migos. And I brought Nothing. In this Schlatt Commentary Video, jschlatt talks about stuff including the Logan Paul vs. Mayweather boxing fight in Miami. What a nice place! I love Miami and the entire state of Florida. Maybe one day Schlatt will move to Florida and will wither away in peace in his timeshare. Kids if you want to know what society would be like if Jschlatt, Technoblade, and Fundy get kicked off the Dream SMP, book a ticket to Miami and Dont Come Back.
I Did Something Cool
Schlatt spends $10,000 in the most American way possible.
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Schlatt joins Twitch org OTK with his best friends Mizkif, Asmongold, NMPlol, EsfandTV, Rich Campbell, and Tips Out (who?) and they give him a lot of money to make an Announcement Stream. Unfortunately the last Jschlatt Stream was over 500 days ago so Who Knows What They Were Thinking. Anyways Schlatt shoots things and Explodes things and theres No Shot I make any money off this video but hey at least I sold plushies a few weeks ago. Mizkif Schooled has been a huge success since I suggested they bring Tubbo on (and other Minecrafters who definitely did not cheat on the show). Now that I'm about to come back to the Dream SMP and ruin it for everybody the Minecrafters need to start looking for new professions. Come down to Austin, Texas and hang out with me instead! We can talk about how interesting you are and I'll try to find any of your streams entertaining! You can meet my cat too! He's cool!
IM SO EXCITED.
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Look at the nuts on that fella. The monkey balls are back and bigger than ever. Thicker than ever. Harder than ever. The left one hangs a little lower than the right one. And Schlatt is raising money for a statue of the monkey, fittingly titled "King Kong Balls." I wish my balls were this big. I can't even watch horror videos on TikTok without hiding in the comment section. I thought I was gonna retire a few days ago but if we get these statues I'll keep going for at least a few more weeks. Please check out my podcast Sleep Deprived that I host with my buddies Aztrosist, Apandah, and Mikasacus - they have been good buddies of mine for years, even before I became popular on this awful website.
We gave each other SCUFFED gifts
Schlatt and Mizkif give each other the WORST Christmas gifts ever. And It's not even Christmas.
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A new show is on the jschlatt channel and this time it's not Jackbox! Although I've been getting the itch to play it recently................. In This New Schlatt Show, OTK Mizkif and OTK Schlatt give each other Dangerous, Crazy, Funny, Bad Christmas Gifts. Why stop there? These Gifts Are Awful! These Gifts Are Disgusting. I Hate These Gifts. The OneWheel? It shredded up my ankle the day after we filmed this. It's like Mizkif chanted at me during the episode - GeorgeNotFound will always be better than me. I will never be George or in a George Cute Compilation. Just maybe in a compilation of Dream SMP Members Who Fell Off. Stream Coming Soon....
