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15/02/2021

BREAKING: Ely, Minnesota

We have received reports of a break-and-enter in progress at a farmhouse in Ely MN. Our REAL Fox News team was on the scene within minutes arriving shortly after police had reached the scene, who let us know moments later that they had investigated and interviewed residents of the home as well as the foxes, and were happy to report that the foxes were not attempting to break-and-enter but were actually invited in by the cat, who wished to have a visit with them.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

15/02/2021

BREAKING: Cardiff, Wales

Today in a small Welsh village just outside Cardiff, a producer fox was viewing the day's rushes on a new film about foxes in preparation for a global release of the film in the near future. Our entertainment team has seen clips and they report that the film looks fantastic so far and will surely be a worldwide box office smash. The producer told our team that they worked very hard on the film and the action was completed yesterday and will now have the finishing touches done to complete the picture. REAL Fox News will surely break the story when we have the latest information when the film is announced.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

03/02/2021

BREAKING: Paris, France

A bed and breakfast just outside of Paris was surprised to see an unscheduled guest. The fox was exhausted after travelling and needed a place to rest, and it was reported that the fox settled the bill after they had woken that morning.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

26/12/2020

BREAKING: Salem, Massachusetts, USA

Onlookers placed a 911 call today and requested assistance for a vehicle theft in progress. The vehicle in question was a semi truck with trailer that was long-hauling supplies but the driver had stopped for a rest and sleep and at first, was not seen, causing bystanders to wonder if they were ok. After investigation it was found that the accused vehicle thief was in fact a fox who was just enjoying a bask in the sun and just happened to be laying near the truck, and had no intention of stealing it.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

26/12/2020

BREAKING: Grand Marais, Minnesota, USA

Officers were called to the region today following reports of a shark in the water. 'Polar Bear Swimmers' were told to evacuate the water until further investigation, leaving many shivering people on the shore. When the investigation was complete, it was discovered that the 'shark' was actually a fox swimming in the water.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

24/12/2020

BREAKING: Around the Earth, Sol system, Milky Way

Happy Holidays from all of us here at The REAL Fox News - where all the news is about Foxes, the Foxes are always good, and there are never any casualties.

May we have peace on earth and goodwill t'ward all human and animalkind.

Blessings to all this Winter holiday where we take some joy in the midst of what is for some, the toughest season.

File artwork/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

22/12/2020

BREAKING: Vernon, BC, Canada

Officers arrived at a parking lot in Vernon today as a result of reports of a fight going on. Our reporting team were there to investigate the ensuing chaos, but were surprised to instead find that there was no fighting at all going on, merely two sibling adolescent foxes who were taking a break there in their busy day.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

22/12/2020

BREAKING: Ruislip, England

We have been getting reports of a break & enter in the Ruislip area, police emergency having been called to hopefully catch the suspect whilst the crime was in progress. Our reporting team arrived at the scene and found a fox playing with leaves in the eaves troughs. It is not thought at this time that the fox was trying to break into the residence with malicious intent, but after a brief investigation it has come out that the fox was just enjoying himself in the fresh air with a view from the roof.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

21/12/2020

BREAKING: Banff, BC, Canada

Our reporter near the mountains of Banff, earlier came across a fox basking in the sun, enjoying a moment of rest and leisure. There isn't much more to report, just a beautiful fox doing what she does, living her beautiful life.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

21/12/2020

BREAKING: Salem, Oregon, USA

Today a fox was seen contemplating the yellow road marking line on a double lane back road. When asked what he thought of it, the fox made a non-committal sniff, which our Foxologist states meant that he didn't think much about it either way. It was noticed that the fox sneezed after taking a sniff of the painted line, and could possibly have an allergy.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

21/12/2020

BREAKING: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

A fox spotted today near Ottawa seemed to be very tired and possibly in need of a nap, onlookers said. Herb Apron, a millwright, told our reporter that the fox was stretching and looked to be yawning. Our Foxologist tells us that this is typical for foxes to enjoy a good stretch, and that many humans also enjoy it as well.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

20/12/2020

BREAKING: Shiroishi, Miyagi, Japan

Witnesses report that they saw a flash of russet near the town of Kitsune Mura. Analysts are saying that the flash the witnesses saw was a fox, the russet red colours, its fur.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

05/10/2020

BREAKING: Rovaniemi, Finland

Witnesses near the area of Rovaniemi in Finland spotted an Autumn fox on the landscape, which they say according to lore, means that Autumn is truly here.

The witnesses were out for a walk on the beautifully vibrant plain when they noticed the fox was darting across the land, almost invisible, with both fox and land displaying the same beautiful colours of Autumn, russet and pumpkin, philamot, amber and carmine.

Our reporting team rushed to the scene and captured the fox with their camera to get us the latest breaking News about Foxes that our viewers need, to be informed on what's truly important going on in the world.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

28/09/2020

BREAKING: London, England

Today a fox was spotted in the Underground, presumably waiting for a train. The fox was waiting patiently while an onlooker sent our newsdesk a tip. Our reporting team was able to arrive at the scene before the train arrived and was able to confirm this report.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

30/08/2020

BREAKING: Moscow, Russia

A fox has been spotted near Moscow today, enjoying a downpour. Witnesses at the scene told us that it looked like the fox was having a nice shower, to freshen up.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

30/08/2020

BREAKING: Ramsau, Germany

Today a fox was spotted having a lounge in the sun. Witnesses at the scene said that it looked like a very comfy spot for a nap, and the fox seemed to be enjoying his snooze.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

29/08/2020

BREAKING: Island Pond, Vermont

There was an adorable adolescent fox enjoying the sun today.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

24/08/2020

BREAKING: SPECIAL REPORT

Our Fox Expert has an exclusive today - a groundbreaking study and modelling has come out that sheds light on the camouflage ability of foxes. This project has been underway for several years and the report has finally been finished. We have an exclusive image that shows a fox's innate ability to appear invisible using state of the art technological advances.

In the image you see below, look closely at the right hand side of the split screen comparison view - this approximates the sight of domesticated canines and is a representation of what and how they see. As you can see in this image, the fox might as well not even be there. On the left hand side is the more complex human visual representation. It is very easy to see how adept foxes are at becoming invisible.

This story has been developing for years and we now have a clear comparative visual thanks to the fine people at FoxTrot Visual Labs. What a great day it has been for Fox Science, and a great day for humanity.

File photo/courtesy FoxTrot Visual Labs

24/08/2020

BREAKING: Merthyr Mawr, Wales

A fox was spotted having a visit and ramble in a garden in the picturesque Welsh village today. The v***n was seen having a good deep sniff of some beautiful bluebell flowers, and looked to be rather enjoying herself. All in all, it was a beautiful day.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

24/08/2020

BREAKING: Veules-les-Roses, France

There is a very happy fox today in the beautiful French village of Veules-les-Roses. He is a very Good Baby and so he was given a cooky to eat, which he promptly trotted off to show his v***n and kits. The fox was last seen to be sharing a bite of the treat with his family.

There were no casualties. Except perhaps, the cooky.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

22/08/2020

BREAKING: Tromsø, Norway

A fox was spotted sprinting in northern Norway today. Witnesses at the scene told our reporter that the fox was training for the Winter Foxlympics and is a world champion sprinter who has won many gold medals in the Scandifoxian Games.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

22/08/2020

BREAKING: Iqualuit, Nunavut

We have taken a number of reports of a fox spotted in the Canadian Arctic with a corvid friend. The fox was seen chatting with the raven although there were no translators available and it is unknown what was said.

Our Arctic photojournalist arrived at the scene in time, and was able to take a photo of the two chumming around in the snow. Reports suggested that the two arrived at the location and also left together a short time afterward. From our Fox Expert's commentary, we have learned that they are probably off on a grand adventure, and had stopped off in Iqualuit for supplies.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

20/08/2020

BREAKING: Yellowknife, Canada

Today in the Northwest Territories, a fox spotted a black billed magpie and contemplated catching the bird for dinner, but upon deeper reflection, decided it was not hungry and so both the fox and the birdy went on their merry separate ways, parting as friends.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

20/08/2020

BREAKING: Sochi, Russia

We have had some reports of a fox doing break and enters in the famed Olympic town of Sochi. Here at the scene, witnesses told our reporter that the fox was seen entering a home through the front door but what witnesses did not know, was that the owner of the house invited the fox in for tea.

We have an exclusive photo for our viewers that the homeowner shared with us, in this image we can clearly see the fox fetching the jam tarts out of the refrigerator.

There were no casualties.

File Photo/User submitted, REAL Fox Newsdesk

19/08/2020

BREAKING: Osaka, Japan

Today a fox was spotted near some Torii gates in Japan. The fox was presumed to be enjoying the peace and serenity of the region, and was thought to be a spiritual guardian of the park and the gates. Foxes are known to be magical and it made the hearts of nearby passersby very comforted to see the fox.

There were no casualties.

File Photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

19/08/2020

BREAKING: Essex, UK

Today we have heard multiple reports about a fox dealing drugs to local children in Southend-on-sea. Our investigative team of reporters checked out the story and after many interviews and detective work, did uncover the truth. The fox was not dealing drugs, it was a rumour started by a human who thought they were being terribly hilarious, and in this reporter's opinion, fell horribly short.

There were no casualties.

File Photos/Ange Renard (with graphics alterations by I.M. Miscreant) REAL Fox Newsdesk

17/08/2020

BREAKING: St Louis, MO

Today a fox got an x-ray. Results are in, all is fine. The fox is, however, magical. But we knew that already.

There were no casualties.

File Photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

15/08/2020

15/08/2020

BREAKING: UPDATE: London, England

We have an update to this story, one of our field reporters was able to talk to the fox and obtained a statement which reads in part - “And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”

BREAKING: London, England

High drama today as a fox was seen in a library in London. Investigators at the scene said in a statement to the press that the fox was merely returning a book they had borrowed. When confronted for more details, they admitted the book was, 'The Little Prince' by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. The fox was returning the book surreptitiously as apparently the book was quite overdue and had accrued a substantial fine.

The fox had entered the residence through a window in the hopes of returning the book undetected, but once spotted, was escorted out the front door when exiting the establishment, according to a statement by witness Alistair Robinson. Mr. Robinson admitted that the fox seemed to need a little coaxing, but did feel quite sheepish about the matter. The fox had no comment for our reporter, and seemed to prefer just carrying on with their foxy business and putting the scandal behind them.

There were no casualties.

File Photo/User submitted, REAL Fox Newsdesk

15/08/2020

BREAKING: London, England

High drama today as a fox was seen in a library in London. Investigators at the scene said in a statement to the press that the fox was merely returning a book they had borrowed. When confronted for more details, they admitted the book was, 'The Little Prince' by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. The fox was returning the book surreptitiously as apparently the book was quite overdue and had accrued a substantial fine.

The fox had entered the residence through a window in the hopes of returning the book undetected, but once spotted, was escorted out the front door when exiting the establishment, according to a statement by witness Alistair Robinson. Mr. Robinson admitted that the fox seemed to need a little coaxing, but did feel quite sheepish about the matter. The fox had no comment for our reporter, and seemed to prefer just carrying on with their foxy business and putting the scandal behind them.

There were no casualties.

File Photo/User submitted, REAL Fox Newsdesk

14/08/2020

SPECIAL REPORT: Florida, USA

Today we received reports of a possible altercation between two foxes, we have some live footage from an affiliate. It was later determined that they were having a visit and just excited to see each other. Both males, witnesses said it appeared as though they were having an argument that was on the verge of physical violence, but our Fox Expert said that they were just excited and having a conversation that humans cannot understand because we do not speak Fox. Fox Cops at the scene dispersed the crowd and questioned the foxes individually and determined there was no assaults, no risk of assault, and no charges were laid.

There were no casualties.

14/08/2020

BREAKING: London, England

Today a fox was seen lazing in the shade as temperatures in Western Europe soared. The fox was thought to be having a tough time in the heat and was taking a rest. It was thought that because foxes have thick fur and the fox appeared to be very tired, that it lost the will to fox. The fox was not available for comment as nobody wanted to disturb the poor hot baby.

There were no casualties.

File Photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

14/08/2020

BREAKING: Bergen, Norway

Today a fox was seen sniffing the air as snow started to fall in a forest near Bergen, Norway. Those at the scene reported that the fox jumped up in the air and twirled. It seemed to witnesses that the fox was doing a dance of excitement as snow hasn't fallen in many weeks. The fox could not be reached for comment as they ran off into the forest when a bystander came too near the fox in an attempt to get a closer look.

There were no casualities.

File Photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

14/08/2020

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